Jay: Congrats on surviving high school, author lady *fist bumps*

Me: Aww, thanks!

Leo: So, now that you're out, does that mean you're going to be more mature?

Me: Mature?

Colt: He means 'are you going to stop killing us every time you have a bad day?'

Amneris: Are you going to stop torturing me?

Nikki: Are you going to stop putting us in impossible situations?

Zoe: What she said. *points at Nikki*

Aurora: Are you going to let me have a normal day?

Arthur: *raises hand* Seconding my cousin's question.

Me: Why would I do any of that?

Xix: Can you at least give us a happy ending for once?

Dan: Yes.

Kayla: Please do that.

Me: Hey, I gave you lot a happy ending.

Carmin: Not really.

Ebony: You didn't give me one.

Tiye: *nods in agreement*

Amneris: Or me.

Assar: Me either.

Bast/Kissa/Alex/Lydia/Iris: Or us.

Me: Y'know, I could just get rid of all of you. *gets pen and paper*

Amneris: Stop the insane girl! *gets dagger*

Me: Eek! *runs away*

All: *chase*