Here is my favorite part of the book I have currently finished :3

"Are you— by the Wyrd, you're really sick, aren't you?" He called for a servant, helping her from the chair. The world was clearer now. What had he been asking? "Come on. Let's get you to bed."

"I'm not ill like that," she groaned. He sat beside her on the bed, peeling back the blanket. A servant entered, frowning at the mess on the floor, and shouting for help.

"Then in what way?"

"I, uh . . ." Her face was so hot she thought it would melt onto the floor. Oh, you idiot! "My monthly cycles finally came back."

His face suddenly matched hers and he stepped away, dragging a hand through his short brown hair. "I—if . . . Then I'll make my leave," he stammered and bowed.

That's all!!! I laughed so hard when I read this! It was cute too!