[One Punch Man crossover with The Avengers.]

They were going to die. The whole team knows it, and they've accepted it. The villain had been stronger than all six of them put together, and now, as they all lean against the walls of the hideout the villain had been staying in, they keep their brave faces on when a knock comes from the door to their side.

It almost immediately falls off the hinges, a man in a bright yellow suit and red cap staring down at it dumbly, before looking at the villain. "You didn't need that, did you?"

"Master!" There's heavy footsteps coming towards the room, and another man appears, though he's not human, rather a cyborg. "Please, don't keep running off like-"

"Excuse me!" The villain shouts, stomping his foot angrily. "I'm assuming you'd like to join in on their demise as well?"

"Eh?" The bald man turns in confusion. "Demise?"

"It means-"

"I know what demise means, Genos," He says flatly, hoping over the door, his red cape fluttering as he lands. "I can't move up a level if I'm killed, right? So that's not going to happen."

"That's it!" The villains eyes glow orange as he extends his hands, a blast of fire hitting the man in the yellow cape dead on.

"Well, there goes our lat chance at being saved," Natasha mutters.

But when his flames die down, the man is still standing there, but he's- he's butt naked.

The bald mans eyes widen and his features somehow sharpen, and they all quickly cover their eyes as he leaps forward. "You ruined my suit!" He shouts, landing a punch to the mans chest.

It's not until blood splatters around the room they open their eyes.

"Ok," The man looks to Genos sadly. "Will this help me move up a rank?"

"Excuse me," Steve steps forward, hand pressing tightly against his ribs. "Who are you?"

The bald man turns, features once again sharp as he declares, "I am Saitama, Class B, rank 7 superhero."

Steve's smile falters. "I don't.."

Saitama blinks. "Why am I not surprised."