7:30 pm

John Lennon: I just got done with my shower, so you guys can take one if you want

John Lennon: Sam, why are you sniffing my legs?

Sam Lennon: 🤢

John Lennon: what is it, boy?

George Harrison: Sam says your legs are stinky!

John Lennon: really? I think my legs are fine

Paul McCartney: John, do you not wash your legs?

John Lennon: no, it's not necessary. And the soap is gonna go down to my legs anyway

Paul McCartney: that's nasty, John

John Lennon: hey, I'm just saving my energy on the areas that especially need to be cleaned

Paul McCartney: your legs are important too!

Paul McCartney: John, you go back in the shower and wash those legs!

John Lennon: what are you going to do if I don't 😏

Paul McCartney:

I'm gonna make this image real!

John Lennon: ooh 😏

Paul McCartney: not like that, Lennon 😠

John Lennon: oh...

Paul McCartney: now go wash your legs!

John Lennon: Okay...

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