2:55 pm

John Lennon: Georgie?

George Harrison: what?

John Lennon: why are you under your crib? It's time to get you ready for your nap

George Harrison: I'm scared! 😩

John Lennon: why are you scared, Egg Salad?

George Harrison: the monster that sucks things is in the house!

John Lennon: what monster?

George Harrison: don't you hear it Grandma?

John Lennon: oh, the vacuum?

George Harrison: the vacuum's a monster! 😭

John Lennon: why do you think the vacuum's a monster?

George Harrison: it's loud and it eats stuff! 😫

John Lennon: the vacuum only does that because he's cleaning the house by eating the stuff that's on the floor

George Harrison: he cleans the house?

John Lennon: yeah!

George Harrison: why does he clean the house by eating stuff that's on the floor?

John Lennon: he's hungry and the floor gets dirty, so he eats what's on the floor

George Harrison: would he eat a hamburger if I left it on the floor?

John Lennon: he could if you crumbled it into little pieces

George Harrison: why?

John Lennon: have you ever tried to swallow something that was too big to swallow?

George Harrison: yes...

John Lennon: that's why

George Harrison: why is he loud?

John Lennon: he's just a loud eater

George Harrison: I hope he has a good meal

John Lennon: he is. And he'll come to your room to eat

George Harrison: can I help him? 😃

John Lennon: you can after your nap

George Harrison: 😭

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Thank you -Sitarday-  for inspiring me to write this chapter