3:45 pm

Brian Epstein: why did you guys show up to the studio naked?!

John Lennon: all of our clothes and George's diapers are being cleaned, so we have nothing to wear!

John Lennon: also I love being naked 😏

Brian Epstein: I don't want to be seeing your guys' sharks all day!

John Lennon: especially Paul's little shark 😏

Paul McCartney: my shark is not little! 😠

John Lennon: yes it is!

Paul McCartney: do you want to get the tape measure to see whose is bigger?

John Lennon: yeah! And we get George and Ringo to participate too!

George Harrison: what are we doing?

Paul McCartney: we're using the tape measure

George Harrison: yay 😁

4:15 pm

John Lennon: Bunny, please stop crying

Paul McCartney: but you were right! 😭 I have the tiniest shark following George, then you, and then Ringo!

Ringo Starr: I have the largest shark! 😃

John Lennon: you're not helping, Richard

Ringo Starr: 😭

Brian Epstein: I need a grand mariner when I get home 😪

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What even was this chapter 😂 anyway, happy national measuring tape day and grand mariner day, happy shark awareness day, and happy international nude day!