12:00 pm

Paul McCartney: What are you and Ringo doing with a picnic basket and a wagon filled with your teddy bears, Georgie?

George Harrison: we're taking them out on a picnic!

John Lennon: really?

Ringo Starr: yeah! We're having a teddy bear picnic and we're gonna watch some cows!

John Lennon: why cows?

George Harrison: cows are fun to watch

Paul McCartney: in what way are cows fun to watch

Ringo Starr: they eat grass!!!!!

Paul McCartney: you guys are weird...

George Harrison: let's go! And we can pick some blueberries from the garden to bring with us!

Ringo Starr: Okay 😊

1:30 pm

John Lennon: why is Ringo crying?

Paul McCartney: and why is there a cow in the house?!

Ringo Starr: I stepped on a bee, and the bee stung me 😭

George Harrison: I told you not to step on the bee!!!

Ringo Starr: he was invading our picnic!!!!

George Harrison: 🙄

Paul McCartney: you still haven't answered my question!!

George Harrison: yes Sassy Mummy?

Paul McCartney: why is there a cow in the house?!

George Harrison: the cow was about to be slaughtered and I didn't want her to be turned into a burger, since cows don't deserve it

Olivia Arias: wait, we have a cow?

George Harrison: yes we do, Livvy 😊

Olivia Arias: show me

George Harrison:

Her name is Beatrice

Olivia Arias: does she make milk?

George Harrison: she was about to be slaughtered before I adopted her, so no

George Harrison: maybe Beatrice can attend our wedding

Paul McCartney: I'm just gonna go and tend to Ringo's sting

Olivia Arias: George, I don't want any cows in our wedding!

George Harrison: why? 😢

John Lennon: cows are big, and they eat everything

George Harrison: 😭

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Happy cow appreciation day, happy teddy bear picnic day, happy don't step on a bee day, and happy national pick blueberries day!