2:05 am

Ringo Starr: guys! 😭

Paul McCartney: Ringo, it's 2 in the morning, why are you awake?

Ringo Starr: I heard a monster downstairs 😭

Paul McCartney: I don't hear anything, Rings. Go back to sleep

John Lennon: I heard it too Paul. He was stomping around and moving stuff, and we heard his chewing and burping

Paul McCartney: I think he's eating again, I can hear it

Paul McCartney: I'll check to see if George hears the noises too

Paul McCartney: guys! George isn't in his crib!

Ringo Starr: oh no! The monster ate George!

John Lennon: that's it! I'm taking down the monster and try to get George back!

2:14 am

John Lennon: guys, the monster was actually George

Ringo Starr: did the monster turn into George?

John Lennon: no. George climbed out of his crib and went downstairs and was eating all of our different cheeses and graham crackers.

George Harrison: I had some tea too with my graham crackers and cheese

Paul McCartney: Georgie, why did you have graham crackers, cheese and tea this early in the morning?

George Harrison: I was craving cheese and was satisfying my cravings

John Lennon: you could've waited until breakfast

George Harrison: no! My craving for cheese was strong!

Paul McCartney: wait, if you were craving cheese, why were you also having graham crackers and tea?

George Harrison: everyone knows that you eat cheese with crackers!! And the tea was to get the cheese taste out and the crackers were dry

John Lennon: why graham crackers?

George Harrison: that's all we had, and I love graham crackers

Paul McCartney: Well, are you done eating?

George Harrison: yeah. I'm sleepy

John Lennon: let's take you back to your crib then

George Harrison: and wait to make a big stinky in the morning 😉

Paul McCartney: 😩

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Happy national cheese day!