1:30 pm

Paul McCartney: George, why are you standing on lettuce?

George Harrison: I'm making foot lettuce!

John Lennon: I don't think you can eat foot lettuce, Georgie...

George Harrison: what do you mean I can't eat it?

John Lennon: you're putting what ever you walked on in the lettuce

George Harrison: I can wash my feet

Paul McCartney: feet are stinky too

George Harrison: like my diapers?

John Lennon: exactly!

George Harrison: I don't want foot lettuce anymore

George Harrison: I want lettuce lettuce!

Paul McCartney: we'll get you lettuce

George Harrison: yay 😁

Ringo Starr: can I have the foot lettuce?

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I was at Subway and I talked to my friend about the meme "foot lettuce" and that inspired me to write this chapter 😂