5:30 pm

John Lennon: Georgie, it's time for a shave and a haircut!

George Harrison: noooooo

Paul McCartney: but don't you like haircuts?

Ringo Starr: and do you like having a smooth face like an octopus?

George Harrison: yes

Paul McCartney: then why won't you let us cut your hair and shave your beard?

George Harrison:...because the scissors are missing! Yeah, that's right

Paul McCartney: then what's that poking in your diaper?

George Harrison: my mess?

John Lennon: they look like scissors to me. Also, I changed you 5 minutes ago.

Paul McCartney: come on, let's get your haircut and your beard shaved

George Harrison: nooooooooooooo

John Lennon: I'll let you watch Chowder and eat Jelly Babies

George Harrison: 😪 fine. There's no point in arguing anymore

6:30 pm

Paul McCartney: George?

George Harrison: what do you want now?

Paul McCartney: don't speak to me like that! Do you want me to use your sandal again?

George Harrison: NO!

Paul McCartney: then say "yes Sassy Mummy" instead of what you said

George Harrison: 😪 yes Sassy Mummy?

Paul McCartney: ☺️ better

George Harrison: 😑

Paul McCartney: can I ask you something?

George Harrison: yes?

Paul McCartney: John and I want to know, why are you wearing earrings

George Harrison: um, they're clip ons!

John Lennon: George, they look real

George Harrison: 😪 fine, you caught me! Eric told me to get my ears pierced

John Lennon: so that's why you didn't want your haircut

George Harrison: yeah...

Paul McCartney: George, why did you follow what Eric said?

George Harrison: he's my friend

John Lennon: if he jumped of a bridge, would you?

George Harrison: I'm going night-night!

Ringo Starr: would he?

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I just learned that George pierced his ears