12:00 pm

John Lennon: Paul?

Paul McCartney: yes Johnny?

John Lennon: didn't yesterday, you confessed that you wore panties?

Paul McCartney: yeah...

John Lennon: are you gonna tell us the long story?

Paul McCartney: I can't

Ringo Starr: but I want to hear the story 😭

Paul McCartney: George banned me from telling stories, remember?

George Harrison: I'm reversing my ban since I want to hear why you wear panties

Paul McCartney: alright boys and girls, and pup. Here's the story

Ringo Starr: yay 😁

Paul McCartney: once upon a time, there was a knight named Sir Paul McCartney

Ringo Starr: did Sir Paul McCartney live in a castle?

Paul McCartney: sure

Ringo Starr: awesome! 😎

John Lennon: dear god 😪

Paul McCartney: one day in the McCartney castle, Sir Paul couldn't find clean briefs to wear after taking a shower!

Ringo Starr: oh no! 😱

George Harrison: I can see where this is going 😂

Paul McCartney: so after many minutes of fumbling around underwear drawers, he found a clean pair

Ringo Starr: yay! 😊

Paul McCartney: but they weren't his underwear!

John Lennon: who were they's, Macca?

Paul McCartney: they were his girlfriend's, Lady Jane Asher!

Jane Asher: so that's where those panties went one day!

Paul McCartney: when Sir Paul put on the panties, he thought "these are more comfortable than my underwear" then Sir Paul lived happily ever after in his new panties and always wore panties. The end 😊

George Harrison: so you couldn't find clean underwear, so you decided to wear Jane's panties and just decided you were gonna wear them because they were comfortable?

Paul McCartney: pretty much

John Lennon: you should've told us that!

Paul McCartney: 😑

Ringo Starr: I'm gonna wear panties like Sir Paul!

Brian Epstein: 😪

Maureen Starkey: wait, what?