8:00 am

Julian Lennon: my candy is gone! 😭

Zak Starkey: mine too 😭

Ringo Starr: and mine's gone too 😭

John Lennon: where did you boys put your candy?

Julian Lennon: I putted it in your and Mummy's room

Ringo Starr: I put mine and Zak's candy in my and Maureen's room

John Lennon: oh! That candy!

Cynthia Lennon: Julian, Mummy and Daddy ate all of your candy last night

Maureen Starkey: and I ate your and Zak's candy last night, Ringo

Julian Lennon: why?

John Lennon: it was yummy

Julian Lennon: I hate you Daddy

Cynthia Lennon: don't say that, Julian

Julian Lennon: I hate you Mummy

Maureen Starkey: do you love me, Zak?

Zak Starkey: no! I hate you! You're gonna get fat!

Ringo Starr: I want a divorce!

John Lennon: guys! We were just kidding!

Cynthia Lennon: we didn't eat your candy!

Maureen Starkey: it was a trick!

Julian Lennon: oh, I'm sorry Mummy and Daddy

Zak Starkey: me too

Ringo Starr: and I'm sorry too. But where's our candy?

Cynthia Lennon: Julian, your candy is in the cereal cabinet

Maureen Starkey: Zak and Ringo, yours is in the bathroom cabinet

Zak Starkey: do I get to eat candy while I go potty?

Ringo Starr: and I can do it too?

Maureen Starkey: yes you do

Zak Starkey: yay! I love you Mummy

Ringo Starr: I love you Mo

Maureen Starkey: I love you too, boys

Julian Lennon: do I get candy for breakfast?

Cynthia Lennon: yes you do

Julian Lennon: yay! I love you Mummy

Cynthia Lennon: I love you too

John Lennon: where's the love for me?

Julian Lennon: I love you Daddy

John Lennon: I love you too

Paul McCartney: whatever just happened made me laugh so hard 😂

George Harrison: me too 😂

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Yay! A funny chapter!