4:00 am

John Lennon: I have a joke to tell you guys 😃

Paul McCartney: ugh, you've told us this joke a billion times this morning!!

Cynthia Lennon: John, it's 4 in the morning!! I'm trying to keep Julian asleep!! What is it?!

Ringo Starr: does this joke have to do with hurting me?

John Lennon: no

Ringo Starr: yay! 😊

John Lennon: what did the cow do when she jumped over the wire fence?

Cynthia Lennon: what?

John Lennon: she caused "udder" destruction! 😂
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Ringo Starr: good joke 😂

Cynthia Lennon: I want a divorce

John Lennon: no!!! 😭 I love you!

Cynthia Lennon: then stop waking us up with terrible jokes!

John Lennon: okay 😢

Julian Lennon: wot?

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Shoutout to the employee at Price Chopper that inspired me to write this chapter!