4:30 am

John Lennon: JESUS IS COMING!!!!!!!

Paul McCartney: what?

John Lennon: the holy water that Jesus had been swimming in broke and my manger is hurting

George Harrison: John, we're tired and you've woken up the twins, what are you talking about?

John Lennon: IM IN LABOR, EGG SALAD 😠

George Harrison: oh

George Harrison: OH

George Harrison: we need to take you to the hospital then

John Lennon: we're not going to a hospital; we're going to a barn

George Harrison: why?

John Lennon: because Jesus was born in a farm in Bethlehem. Now, let's go to the barn!

George Harrison: 🤦‍♂️

Ringo Starr: wot?

8:00 am

John Lennon: Cynthia, I don't know how you went through the laboring process

Cynthia Lennon: now you know how I felt with Jules. Welcome to my world, but it was all worth it

John Lennon: Jesus needs to come at anytime. The hay is not making the labor pain any better

Brian Epstein: you actually went to a barn?

John Lennon: where else could've I went to give birth to our lord savior?

Brian Epstein: 😪

10:00 am

John Lennon: Ringo, come to the barn!!

Ringo Starr: why?

John Lennon: I'm gonna start pushing and I need you to play the drums for Jesus once he's born

Ringo Starr: will I get a special prize?

John Lennon: I'll let you have a song on the next album

Ringo Starr: yay! 😊

12:00 pm

John Lennon:

I now present to you, our lord Jesus Christ 👼🏼

Paul McCartney: Lennon, that's a cornflake. You gave birth to a cornflake

John Lennon: it's not just a cornflake! It's Jesus disguised as a cornflake 😋

George Harrison: Pattie, I bet you £2 that the cornflake is not Jesus

Pattie Boyd: you're on!