11:00 am

Brian Epstein: Guys, stop George!

John Lennon: what's wrong?

Brian Epstein: he pinched me!

John Lennon: he pinched me this morning

Ringo Starr: he just pinched me 😭

Paul McCartney: George pinched me while I was changing his diaper

Brian Epstein: where is he anyway?

John Lennon: I think I might know where he is

Ringo Starr: why?

John Lennon: he left a trail of green footprints

Paul McCartney: Georgie, why are your feet green, and why did you pinch everyone?

George Harrison: you guys aren't wearing green! And I'm working on a surprise for Pattie!

John Lennon: why do we have to wear green today, bug?

Ringo Starr: and why are you working on a surprise for Pattie?

George Harrison: it's St Patrick's Day! And it's Pattie's birthday!

John Lennon: oh, let's go wear green!

George Harrison: I'm gonna go get my wife

2:00 pm

Pattie Boyd: hey guys, I'm home!

George Harrison: I'm glad you're home! I worked on a surprise for you

Pattie Boyd: it better not be in your diaper, because I'm not changing that

George Harrison: not every surprise is in my diaper!

Pattie Boyd: when what is it?

George Harrison:

Tada!

Pattie Boyd: Aww, that's so sweet. Thank you sweetheart

George Harrison: you're welcome 😊 happy birthday!

John Lennon: let's eat Shamrock cake!

Paul McCartney: wait, where is it?

George Harrison: oops

Paul McCartney: 😠

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Happy St Patrick's Day! And happy birthday to Pattie Boyd 😊