9:30 am

John Lennon: Georgie, come on! Let's change your diaper!

George Harrison: no! I'm reading Dr. Seuss!

Paul McCartney: but don't you want to have a clean diaper on while you read your Dr. Seuss so you won't be uncomfortable later?

George Harrison: my reading is more important than being clean right now!

John Lennon: I'll give you a cookie if you let me change your bum

George Harrison: no

Paul McCartney: oh my gosh, he turned down food! What do we do now?!

John Lennon: um

John Lennon: Oh, I got it!

John Lennon: Georgie baby, how about you read some Dr. Seuss to me while you get your bum changed?

George Harrison: Okay, I'll come!

Paul McCartney: success!

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This chapter is dedicated to Dr. Seuss! Happy birthday to him!