12:00 am

Julian Lennon: I'm bored! 😩

Zak Starkey: I am too! 😭

Julian Lennon: I got an idea!

Zak Starkey: what?

Julian Lennon: let's hide our daddies' lightsabers in the potty!

Zak Starkey: good idea 😉

5:30 am

John Lennon: Paul!

Paul McCartney: yes?

John Lennon: why did you put my and Ringo's lightsabers in the toilet?

Paul McCartney: why would I do that?

John Lennon: Because it was a full moon, and goats hadn't made cheese yet

Paul McCartney: that's the dumbest reason I ever heard 😑

George Harrison: John, Paul didn't do it

John Lennon: then who did it?

George Harrison: read the text from a while ago

John Lennon: Julian, Zak

Julian Lennon: this isn't Julian!

Zak Starkey: and this isn't Zak

Ringo Starr: then who is it?

Julian Lennon: we are Ice Cream Cobainson

Zak Starkey: and Sir Walrus II

Ringo Starr: oh, okay

Paul McCartney: Ringo this is why I call you Naive Ring

John Lennon: guys, we know it's you

Cynthia Lennon: you guys are going to be in a long timeout

Zak Starkey: 😭

Julian Lennon: for how long?!

Maureen Starkey: for 800 light years!

Julian Lennon: 😭😭😭😭

John Lennon: Ringo, why are you kissing your lightsaber?

Ringo Starr: because I missed it!

George Harrison: you know it's been in the toilet, right?

Ringo Starr: 😭

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