10:00 am

John Lennon: I just bought 12,000 fireworks!!

Brian Epstein: why did you buy 12,000 fireworks! Those things are expensive!!!!

John Lennon: I want to start the new year with a bang

Paul McCartney: wouldn't you end up blowing up your house?

John Lennon: don't get your panties in a twist!

Paul McCartney: oh speaking of panties, I just bought 12,000 new pairs of panties!!!

John Lennon: did you rip the 8,000 that you had before?

Paul McCartney:... yes

George Harrison: I ate 12,000 pieces of cornflakes!!

John Lennon: um, where's Jesus?

George Harrison: oops

John Lennon: OH MY GOSH!!!!!

John Lennon: EGG SALAD!!!!

John Lennon: wait, I found him, he was eating leftover cornflakes

Paul McCartney: Maureen, how's the baby doing?

Maureen Starkey: oh, baby's doing good

Ringo Starr: I bought 12,000 toys and diapers for the baby

Brian Epstein: geez, I'm gonna have to pay a huge bill 😪

John Lennon: I'll give you £12,000

Brian Epstein: really, thank you John 😊

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Thank you guys for 12,000 reads and have a happy 2018 😊