Me:*sigh* SheNaSheBa asks: "Who is Brooke's secert lover-" Well...fuck....damnit.....
Fine!
Alright!
I'll tell..But if anyone tells him, I'll kill you all! Got it?

Entire team:*agrees or nods*

Me:*sighs heavily* I...really...kinda..do...like...*huffs* Blu Medic...

Medic:*smirking* Ja? Who doesn't like my kind?

Me: I like him because he is nice and not insane like you. He treats me better then most of my team....

Spy: And? Vhy aren't you to together? *puffs on a cigarette*

Me: I asked him out. He said he likes me as a friend.

Medic: Oh, Frau, You are beautiful, I just think he is insane to pass you up-

Me:*rolls eyes* Can we move on please? Thanks...

MarkipliersGF dares us to: 1. Heavy, sit on scout.

Me: This outta be good-

Scout: Oh no! No no no no! *screams*

Heavy:*sits on scout* Leetle baby man is boney.

Scout: *still screaming* Get off of me you, you bald fatty fat fat fat! *flails around*

Me and the rest:*bursts into laughter*

Me:*wipes tear away* Okay okay- Next dare-

" 2. Engie, I dare you to square dance with me. "

Engineer:*smiles brightly, gets in stance, claps hands together* Ye-haw!

Me:*pulls out Fiddle and plays*

Engie:*grabs onto your arm and dances with you to the music* - - *lets you go after the song finishes and chuckles* Your a fine dancer! *blushes and smiles*

Me:*tosses fiddle* Next dare love birds!

" 3. Sniper I dare you to throw piss at someone. "

Sniper:*chuckles darkly* Oh, Its gonna be jarate for dinner....*pulls out a jar of jarate and flings it, nailing scout* Ha! Got ya, ya twitching fool!

Scout: Oh come on! *runs to his room to take a shower*

Me:*bursts into laughter* Okay hahaha *falls over laughing*

Sniper:*chuckling*

Me: Oh good one- Ooookay! Next one-

" 4. I dare you guys to stick ice cream into your underwear/boxers and whoever lasts the longest wins! "

Me: Ack! Damnit it all- Pyro gp get tje ice cream--

Pyro:*runs off*

Scout: Damn, fuck you bushman!

Sniper:*smirks*

Pyro:*runs back with a huge carton of ice cream*

Me: Take a scoop boys...

Everyone grabs a scoop, groaning and sticks it in there boxers.

Me: Oh *giggles*

Medic: Curious sensation.

Scout: ACK! NO NO NO- *Runs off to change*

Me: Nope. Fuck it. Ew! *runs off*

- later abour a hour -

Me: COME ON! It eathier soldier or Heavy- Who will man up and loose!

Heavy: Heavy alvays wins. *smirks*

Soldier: Maggot *growls*

Me: Okay then- We'll see at the end. Next she asked questions for you guys-

"1. What do you guys look for in a girl? "

Medic: Brains. Beauty and Brains.*smiles*

Heavy: I like my leetle woman jolly and not so leetle *smiles*

Soldier: Brave and thoughtful!

Scout: Beautiful. Simple. Gotta be good' lookin. Well...and athletic

Demo: Aye, I like me woman loud and outgoing- also one who can keep ye liquor.

Spy: *takes a slow drag* She must be romantic and passionate.

Pyro: Hudda Hudda mmphh hud ha mmphhhh.

Engineer: I like my girl just a bit tough, just a bit out going, and just a bit fun. *blushes*

Sniper: Oi like myself a tough little sheila who is laid back like me.

Me: Hmm, nice-

" 2&3. What kind of hair style and color do you guys like? "

Medic: Oh,Ja, I like Brunettes and wavy hair.

Heavy: Blonde and wavy

Scout:  Brown hair. Straight.

Soldier: Red hair. Curly *sighs dreamily*

Demo: Black hair. curly.

Engineer: Blonde and straight.

Pyro: Hudda hud hudda

Sniper: Oh, Brunette and wavy.

Spy: Black and straight.

Me: Hmm- Next-

"4. What eye color do you guys like? "

Medic: Green or blue.

Engineer: Hazel or Green.

Demo: Brown.

Soldier: Green.

Spy: Blue.

Scout: Blue.

Heavy: Grey

Sniper: Hazel

Pyro: Hudda.

Me: Hmm cool! Okay! Thanks for the questions and dares, if anyone got any, give them up :)