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|Authors Note|

Pancakes.

Drowned,

Drenched,

Absolutely submerged in maple syrup.

But seriously, how amazing are pancakes??!!

Greetings friends, strangers, enemies and the people who are peering over your shoulder while you read this. Welcome, to a book almost as strange as it's title. This is my first attempt at a gooey-ooey, cliche, geeky and oh-so-wonderfully cringeworthy take on two people who just love pancakes.

So if you love hotcakes as much as Almond O'Doyle and James Franco than this is your novel, take a seat, get your fork ready, knife in hand, slather those flapjacks in Aunt Jemima and let's get through this crepe together.

|Just gonna hope no one noticed that terrible pancake pun...|

©2016 Alexandra Katherine Pinto

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This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.

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Mr. Pancake says goodbye. Seeya nerds later ☮ Happy reading.

|Dedicated to the always badass hiraethia for the amazing support towards this story that'll probably suck|