I got tagged, so therefore I am wiring a tag chapter! (It's logic)

"Rules:

-Mention who tagged you

-Do it in less than 3 days

-Say 10 things about yourself

-Tag 28 people

-Put a title for the tag

-Tell a joke

-Write a spoiler for one of your stories

-Put these rules in your tag

Enjoy :)"

(This was supposed to be an image but I couldn't get it to copy)

Tagged by

I was tagged by -joycey thanks dude

10 facts

Okay... uh... mind blank.  Here it goes

1. I didn't actually get a tag notice for this, cause I think Wattpad cliched or something.  I was just reading -joycey's book and realized "hey that's my name".

2. I'm a huge fan of oxygen

3. "10 things about yourself"

4. My join date for Wattpad is April 2019, but I've been reading offline since august 2017

5. I'm kinda short

6. Bananas are foul satanic inventions from hell.  That's not an opinion, it is simply a truth I am stating about the universe.  (Disclaimer:  I am not meaning to offend any bananas)

7. My favorite color is brown

8. You are amazing.  Yes, you, whoever's reading this.  You are a cool dude.

9. I have a miniature but completely functional catapult sitting on my desk right now.

10. I prefer pencil over pen

Tag 28 people

Okay... so... uh... I know that there are some people who hate getting tagged and stuff and I don't wanna overstep or anything.  So I'm going to play it safe and not do the thing.  If you're reading this and you want to do it, congratulations you just got tagged.  

@thereaderofthisstatement

Put a title for the tag

Hehe

Tell a joke

Ooh, fun.  I'll try and keep it short because the long jokes are best delivered orally.

Also I'm doing zodiac signs because why not?

Capricorn, the owner of a profitable hotel chain is hosting a chess convention at their hotel, and a bunch of fanatic chess players come in to play chess.  On the first night of the convention, a bunch of them are playing games in the foyer.  After an unfortunate incident where Aries, Gemini, and Taurus got into a fist fight over and "illegal castle", Virgo, who was running the convention was forced to put an end to the games and confiscated all the boards.  Cancer and Libra were pretty tired, so they just decided to go to bed.  However, Sagittarius, Aquarius, and Pisces decided to hang around and chat.  After a while, the conversation turned to the number of competitions of chess games each had won.  It got to the point where the four of them were yelling loudly about how good they were at the game.

Scorpio, one of the hotel employees, walked up to Leo.  "We'd better stop them."

"Why?" asked Leo.  "They're not breaking any rules."

"I know," said Scorpio, "But I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

*Ducks thrown tomato* Okay, that was it!  I'll be here all week folks! *Is hit by thrown rotting vegetables*

Write a spoiler for one of your stories

Okay...hmm.  

In "Another zodiac story" as of right now (Just deserts) one person has a crush on Aries, two people have a crush on Cancer, and four people do not have a crush on anyone.

Also "a spoiler for one of your stories".

Enjoy :)

Done

Thanks for reading y'all have a fantastic day