So, I heard this while doing the dishes.

Both nephews are teenagers, but they were with the second ones 7 year old brother so I disapprove immensely.

Nephew 1: Hey, you want to hear an offensive joke?

Nephew 2: Sure.

Nephew 1: Why did God give guys a penis?

Me(completely ignored): DON'T SAY THAT!

Nephew 2: Why?

Nephew 1: So they can shove into women.

Both laugh and I disapprove.