You, Twilight, and Sunset were ready to head to Heaven as you were waiting on both Charlie and Vaggie. 

Charlie had packed a closet-sized suitcase, a guitar case, two extra-large suitcases, and a small handbag. 

Charlie: Ok, I have my warm weather clothes and my cold weather clothes. I have a light jacket, flak jacket and rain jacket- wait, does it rain in Heaven?

Twilight: HUH?! Why would you- 

Vaggie: Yeah, I don't get it, Twi, we're only going for a few hours. 

(Y/N): Exactly, Charlie, I think this is too much. 

Charlie: We are only going to heaven for a day. And I just want to be prepared! It's our last chance to convince Heaven a soul can be redeemed.

Vaggie: Yeah, I wish I could come, sweetie, but I have that...thing.

Sunset: What thing? You didn't mention this before. 

Vaggie: The thing with the.. thing uhm.. fuck, gah, I'm such a bad liar.

(Y/N): You're going to dip out on your girl? You've been by her side longer than anyone else! She needs you! 

Twilight: Exactly, you're part of this team. 

Vaggie: (sigh) Fine. 

Charlie: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! 

Charlie hugged and kissed Vaggie as you awed! 

(Y/N): Yuri is always so adorable! 

At the same time... 

Angel Dust stumbled into the lounge room, exhausted. 

Angel Dust: Ah, fuck. 

Niffty appeared out of a plant pot with a feather duster. 

Niffty: Wow, you look messy. What happened? 

Angel Dust: It's what happened to me, and the answer is everyone! Twice. Val had me working 16 hours straight on a fucking whim. The absolute dickbag. UGH!

Suddenly, the wall explodes! 

Angel Dust: AGH! WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THAT WALL?! 

Cherri Bomb appeared. 

Cherri Bomb: WHAT UP MY HOES?! 

Angel Dust: CHERRI BOMB?! LONG TIME NO SEE BABY! 

Cherri strolled into the room. 

Cherri Bomb: Angie, ya bitch! You been texting me depressin' shit all day! Figured we could tear shit up like old times. It's been fucking forever!

She then sensed something behidn her. 

Cherri Bomb: Hold this. 

She gives you her bomb. 

(Y/N): AGH! BOMB! BOMB! BOMB! 

You ran to a window and threw it outside, as it blew up. 

(Y/N): I hope no one got hurt. 

Angel Dust: I love seein' ya Cherri, but I'm too tired. I need to pass out.

Cherri Bomb: Oho, you can sleep when you're double dead, fuckhead! Come on, what you really need is a recharge! A reinvigoration, a re—

Twilight: Responsible night on the town! Yes, hello there. Nice to meet you, friend of Angel. 

Charlie: Yes, that's our wall you blew up. Also, it's funny, he never brings anyone around. 

Cherri Bomb: Wonder why. 

Sunset: Well, you could keep the others company. 

Cherri Bomb: Others? What others? 

(Y/N): Them. 

You pointed to Niffty and Husk. 

Husk just groaned, and Niffty is shaking so fast that she sounds like a rattle. 

Cherri Bomb: Wait, I'm only here for Ang- 

You gave her a wad of cash. 

(Y/N): Well? 

Cherri Bomb: LET'S GO! 

Charlie: Make sure they have the best time tonight! Anyway, the portal to Heaven should be opening right about...

The portal opened up. 

Twilight: Well, that's our cue. 

Sunset: Take care, guys! 

(Y/N): See you soon! 

Charlie: Bye! 

You, Twilight, Sunset, Charlie, and Vaggie headed inside the portal as Sir Pentious walked by. 

He spit his drink out of his mouth when he saw Cherri!

Sir Pentious: Well! If it isn't my arch-nemesis! Have you come to meet your fate in battle, Cherri Bomb?

He ends up tripping over the discarded luggage. 

Cherri Bomb: Apparently, I'm going out with Angel and I gotta drag your sorry asses along.

She starts chewing some gum and Sir Pentious saw her, and became flustered. 

Sir Pentious: Oh, oh, you and me are going out like for fun? I... I didn't think this would ever happen. AGH! WHAT DO I DO?! WHAT DO I WEAR?! 

He grabs Cherri's shoulder for suggestion, but she grabs his hand and starts to crush it. 

Cherri Bomb: DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME YA MUNTED DICKHEAD! 

Meanwhile... 

Your group arrives in Heaven. 

(Y/N): W-WOW! 

The golden gates were up ahead. 

Charlie: WOW! Look at this place! It looks so clean! 

Vaggie: Yeah, super cool. Wow. 

Twilight: Is that St. Peter? 

???: Hello! Welcome to Heaven! 

St Peter (The guard of the Golden Gates! His duty is to let everyone who comes to Heaven in! Was once one of Jesus' 12 disciples! Very nice guy! Voiced by Darren Criss (Who voices Superman in the Crisis on Infinite Earths movie!)) 

St Peter: Can I get your name, please? 

Charlie: Oh, Charlie Moringstar! 

St Peter opens up his book and looks for her name. 

St. Peter: Charlie Morningstar, hmm, I'm not seeing you on my list here, that's so odd.

Charlie: Uh, um, my dad got me this meeting, so maybe... try Lucifer Morningstar! 

He soon realizes what she means. 

St Peter: Oh fuck! Yeah, hoooo, hehehe. Yikes, am I right? Are you sure you're in the right place? Because I think you might be a little lost.

Sunset: Thought this would happen if we mentioned a fallen angel here. 

Vaggie: Let's just go. 

(Y/N): Whoa, easy there. We should- 

???: St. Peter, we can take it from here. 

Two angels appeared. One was an adult, while the other looked like a teenager. 

Sera (The High Seraphim Angel of Heaven! She is a kind and nurturing woman who wants what's best for heaven! Takes her job very seriously, and doesn't discriminate! Disapproves of Adam and Lute's actions! Voiced by Patina Miller! (Who played the Witch in Into the Woods 2022 Broadway release!)) 

Emily (A young Seraphim who Sera took under her wing! She is a bubbly, kind, and sweet girl who welcomes and treats everyone with kindness! She cares very much for not just Heaven, but all living beings! She's the pure example of what all angels should be like! Voiced by Shoba Naryan!) 

Sera: Greetings, daughter of the Morningstar. I am Sera, the high seraphim of heaven. You are all gifted to be here. 

Emily: EEEEEEE! Hi there! I'm Emily, the other seraphim. Though you can call me Em, Emmy, E, whatever you want. Hahahaha! Welcome to Heaven! 

The gates open as you all enter! 

https://youtu.be/a9s6FRLNJAo

Adam and Lute both notice you guys. 

Adam: Holy fucking shit balls, am I seeing who I think I'm seeing? 

Lute: What are they doing here? How did they get up here? 

Adam: Who cares? I'm handling this right now! 

Lute: WAIT! You want to start a fight on the promenade in front of everyone?! 

Adam: Better than waiting for the fucking extermination! 

Lute pushed Adam to the side. 

Lute: SHHH! Sir, what was the Seraphim's one rule? 

Adam: Uuughhh, "No one but the exorcists can know about the exterminations". I know, fine. 

He pulled out a drink and started slurping. 

Adam: Don't fucking shush me, bitch. 

Sera: You should listen to your lieutenant, Adam. 

Sera appears behind them. 

Adam: AGH! FUCK! Sera! You can't sneak up on a guy like that, geez! 

Lute: Your highness, forgive me, but what are the Hellspawn and her friends doing here? 

Sera: Well, you failed to control the demons' unrest, and now Lucifer is involved, setting up an audience for his misguided daughter. I never would have agreed to your-

Adam continues to slurp his soda as he interrupts Sera. 

Sera: "Yearly activities," if you thought it would bring trouble to our doorstep. Keeping Heaven safe was my only reason for allowing it. 

Adam: What do you want from me? I'm just one guy.

Sera: I want you to do whatever you need to do to keep this problem from getting any worse. Are we clear?

Adam: Yeah, got it. 

Back with your group... 

All of you go to your hotel room. 

Twilight: Well, Heaven looks very nice. 

Charlie: Twilight, are you kidding me? THIS IS GREAT! DID YOU SEE THE ICE CREAM SHOP?! THEY HAD SPRINKLES MADE OF RAINBOWS! 

(Y/N): Those were just rainbow sprinkles, even Earth has that. 

Charlie: Even better is that Emily's going to take us to a zoo where all the animals are actually soft! 

(Y/N): Great, I already like her. She's very nice. 

Sunset: You coming Vaggie? 

Vaggie: No, I need a break, but hug a koala for me. 

(Y/N): Right, see you! 

The four of you leave, leaving Vaggie alone, and as she lies down on teh bed, she hears a knock on the door. 

As she opens, Adam appeared. 

Adam: Hey there, Vag-asaurus. 

Vaggie: YOU! You need to get out now. 

Adam: I'm not looking for your girlfriend, Babe. I'm here for you. 

Vaggie: Why? 

Adam entered with Lute following him. 

Adam: Maybe 'cuz you left the band. You tried for a solo career, or I guess it's more of a... duet.

Vaggie: I don't know what you're talking about.

Adam: Do you really think I wouldn't recognize one of my top girls just cuz you're out of uniform?

Vaggie's body turned pale as her memories flooded into her head! 

https://youtu.be/PJ8Y0iT5630

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You, Twilight, Sunset, Charlie, and Vaggie are in court s Adam and Lute soon take their place. 

(Y/N): ADAM! 

Sunset: Not this sexist asshole again. 

Adam: What's up, bitches? Saw that you met my manager. Low blow. 

Sera: We are gathered here today to determine whether or not a soul in Hell can be redeemed into the heavenly realm via means of this "Hazbin Hotel". Princess Morningstar?

Charlie: Thank you, Sera. Webster's dictionary defines redemption as—

Adam: OBJECTION! Lame and unoriginal. 

(Y/N): Oh, so you're going to be a prosecutor, huh?! Fine, I've gone to court several times! The only prosecutor more ruthless than you uses a fucking whip! 

Sunset: And would call us "foolish fools." 

Sera: Sustained. No further dictionary references please. 

Charlie: Right, okay. Hmmm ... 

Adam: If you have actual evidence, then show it already. 

(Y/N): How about you fuck off and die? 

Twilight: Actually, we have someone who has made incredible progress! Angel Dust. 

Adam: Oh yeah, the porn demon. He's totally worth being redeemed. 

Sunset: Okay, genius, what do you think is worth showing redemption? 

Adam: Uh ... 

Sera: Is everything okay, Adam? 

Adam: Give me a fucking minute, ok?

He starts to write something down before bringing it over to you. 

(Y/N): "Act selfless, don't steal, stick it to the man." Are you fucking kidding me? 

Adam: Uh, yeah, sure got me here, right, Sera? 

Sera: He was the first human soul in Heaven...

(Y/N): Doesn't prove shit! 

Charlie: Well, I bet Angel is doing all of those things right now!

Adam: Then let's fucking see it, bruh! (snaps fingers) 

A spy orb appeared in the middle of the courtroom. 

(Y/N): Your Honor, this is Exhibit A.