Vaggie wakes up and yawns. 

As she rubs her eyes ,she turns to see Charlie gone. 

Vaggie: Charlie? 

(Y/N): Hey Vags, Charlie's ... kind of losing it. 

You lead Charlie to the hotel lobby, whre Charlie is panicking and trying to plan things out. 

Twilight: She's been like this all morning. And frankly, it kind of reminds me a bit of myself. 

Vaggie: Let me guess, you get stressed out when things don't go too well. 

Twilight: Yeah, I kind of caused trouble at one point because of it. 

Sunset: But she's over it now. 

Charlie: Well, why isn't anything working?! I mean I've been up all night trying to figure out why the hotel isn't working. We've done trust falls. We've tried sharing our feelings. We only have a couple months left before the angels come- 

She goes into her demon form! 

Charlie: AND AT THIS RATE- 

Vaggie: Charlie, I think we should- 

Charlie: NO! 

Vaggie: We should ask- 

Charlie: NO! VAGGIE DON'T-

Vaggie: Your Dad. 

Charlie: UGH! 

Vaggie: Charlie, I know you don't want to, but we need every advantage we can get.

Charlie: He let the extermination happen to begin with. They just had a meeting and said, "Go ahead and kill everyone!" 

That's when she got an idea. 

Charlie: OF COURSE! 

(Y/N): What? 

Charlie: he could get me a meeting with Heaven. 

Sunset: We already tried that. And Adam is a total asshole! We're not talking to that sexist dickhead again! If we do, (Y/N) could snap. 

(Y/N): First man, my ass. You're not special, douchebag! But what she means is we go for the top brass. Maybe someone who represents God. 

Charlie: Yeah, there should be someone who coudl listen! 

Charlie scrolls through her contacts and finds "Dad." 

She was a bit hesitant. 

Husk: What? You got daddy issues? 

Charlie: No, we just have never been close. After he and Mom split, he never really wanted to see me. He calls... sometimes, but only if he's bored or like, needs me to do something.

(Y/N): So, Daddy Issues? 

Husk: Yep, daddy issues. 

Angel Dust: Well, this should be interesting. I always wanted to meet the big dick in charge. 

Twilight: Lucifer didn't sound that evil from Charlie's story. Who knows, he could be a nice guy. 

Niffty: Or he's the ultimate bad boy! 

Meanwhile... 

We see a man in his room with so many rubber ducks surrounding him. 

Lucifer Morningstar (The Sin of Pride and King of Hell! He's Charlie's father, and despite what most people say, he's a swell guy! While he doesn't talk to Charlie that much, he adores her very much! Loves rubber ducks! Voiced by Jeremy Jordan! (Who played Seymour Krelborne in the Little Shop of Horrors Revival!)) 

Lucifer: That's it ... almost there. Now presenting, the magic-tastical backflipping rubber duck! THAT SPITS FIRE! 

The rubber duck shoots a flamethrower from its mouth! 

Lucifer: HAHAHAHAHA! Hold the applause! Please, okay, thank you, thank you. Oh GOD! WHO AM I KIDDING! THIS SUCKS! 

He throws the rubber duck at a family portrait until he hears his phone ringing. 

He picks it up and sees Charlie is calling him. 

Lucifer: Daughter? Daughter calling, daughter, daugther calling! OH! Uhm-uh. Hello, Charlie. H-Hey, heyyy, hey Char-Char. No! No. That's not good. Oh, this is the first time she's called you in years. This has to be perfect. Hey bitch! 

Charlie: Hi, Dad. 

Lucifer: Hey! How are you? Oh ho. Wh-Wh-where are you these days?

Charlie: You know where I am Dad. I've told you before.

Lucifer: You have? Oh, yeah uh, well, you know, I um uh-

Charlie: I told you when you called me five months ago, or did you not listen?

Lucifer: No, no, no, no. Just, you know, just forgot. I've just been really busy! Ya know, with, um... Important things. 

He kicks a nearby rubber duck away. 

Charlie: Well, I'm actually running a hotel to rehabilitate sinners. Maybe you saw our commercial.

Lucifer: Oh... sadly, I missed it. heh heh. You know I haven't been watching much TV lately. Scrambles the brain. But, hey, A hotel! Fun!

Charlie: Listen Dad, I've got a big ask. 

Lucifer: Yeah, of course. Anything in my power is yours for the asking. Just name it. 

Charlie: I need to speak to Heaven. Well, whoever's in charge up there, above Adam, above anybody. I need to go to the top.

Lucifer: Oh, no. No~ No, no, no, no, Charlie, no, no, no. That's, uh, no.

Charlie: DAD! I don't ask you for much, I never have, but this is really important to me. It's the most important thing I've ever done, and I need you. I need your help. 

Play from 0:01-end... 

Back at the hotel... 

(Y/N): Well, looks like we got him. 

Charlie: And we have an hour until he gets here. 

Vaggie: Okay, people, Lucifer is on his way. So we are going to get this place presentable, and we are going to make an amazing impression. Vamonos! 

Twilight: You heard Vaggie, let's get to work everyone! 

You all start getting the place up and running. 

You were baking some sweets with Sir Pentious assisting you. 

Niffty was sweeping the floors, Husk was cleaning up the bar, Razzle, Dazzle, and Sunset put up a "Wellcum Daddy" banner, which the bacon-haired teen fixed, and Twilight was making sure everything was in order. 

Twilight: Okay, food? 

(Y/N): Check! 

Sir Pentious: Present and accounted for! 

Twilight: Banner? 

Sunset: Check! 

Twilight: Tidiness? 

Niffty: All done! 

Twilight: We're ready, Charlie. 

Charlie: (sigh) Okay, it's showtime. 

Charlie opens the door, and Lucifer appears. 

Lucifer: CHARLIE! 

Charlie: Hey Da- OOF! 

Lucifer gave her a big hug. 

(Y/N): AWWWW! 

Twilight: Guess he really is a softie. 

Lucifer: It's so good to see you! 

Charlie: it's uh, good to see you, too, Dad. 

She finally managed to get him off of her. 

Charlie: Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel! 

Two Egg Boiz pop some party pooppers and a cat named KeeKee purrs up to Lucifer, who gets enchanted by her cuteness. 

Lucifer: Oh, hewwo, KeeKee! 

Razzle and Dazzle fly by to greet him too. 

Lucifer: Razzle, Dazzle, oh look how much you haven't grown! Still fun-sized! You taking care of my wittle girl? You better be. Wow, this place, well, it's got a lot of character. 

He then notices the bar. 

Lucifer: OH! What in the unholy hell is that? 

Alastor appeared. 

Alastor: Just some of the renovations we had done. Adds a bit of color, don't you think? 

Lucifer: And who are you? 

Alastor: Alastor! Pleasure to be meeting you, Sir. Quite a pleasure. 

He shakes Lucifer's cane and wipes his hand, as if disgusted by the King of Hell. 

Alastor: It's nice to finally put a face to the name. You are much shorter than in real life. 

(Y/N): OOOH! 

https://youtu.be/6pGp5C9cKYk

Charlie: Dad, look at this lovely parlor where people can get to know each other and share secrets and stories and intimate feelings! Without Alastor, we wouldn't have been able to pretty it up this much.

Alastor: Charlie has a very unique vision. I am happy to fulfill her bizarre requests. 

Lucifer growled at how close Alastor was getting to Charlie. 

Charlie: Oh, thank you, Alastor. 

Alastor: Quite an impressive young lady. We're all very proud of her. 

(Y/N): Yeah, nice to hear, Alastor. (quietly) Old Timey Dick. 

Lucifer: Charlie, why don't you introduce me to your Other friends then? 

Charlie: Oh, yes of course! 

Angel Dust tries to grab a cookie, but you slap his hand. 

Angel Dust: OW! 

(Y/N): Hey, those are for Lucifer. 

Charlie: This is Vaggie, she's my girlfriend. 

Lucifer: Oh ho my golly! You like girls? So do I! We have so much in common! You put er' there, Maggie! Hey!

He gives a her a big hug. 

Vaggie: Uh, lovely to meet you, uh Sir. 

Charlie: This is Sir Pentious and Angel Dust, our guests. 

Sir Pentious: Your Majesty! 

The Snake Boy makes a salute. 

Angel Dust: Heya, Short King. 

Charlie: These are (Y/N), Twilight, and Sunset, they've been a big help as our staff. 

(Y/N): Hello there, King Lucifer. 

Twilight: (bowing) It's an honor to meet you. 

Sunset: Yes, a pleasure. 

Charlie: And this is Husk our bartender and Niffty, our hosekeeper. 

Husk: Nice to meet you. 

Niffty: HI! I clean! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! 

The chandelier falls and produces a large amount of dust. 

Lucifer: (coughing) Alright then. 

He sees Alastor nearby. 

(Y/N): Uh oh. 

Twilight: King Lucifer, you don't need to- 

Suddenly, Lucifer went at Alastor with a music duel! 

https://youtu.be/jNUTxvki_d0

Play from 0:03-end... 

???: Didn't you just hear me? Why is everybody gawkin'? Is it, cuz I'm adorable?

Mimzy (An old friend of Alastor's! She owns a bar somewhere in Pentagram City and has a larger-than-life personality! Loves to be the center of attention! Voiced by Sarah Stiles (The voice of Spinel from Steven Universe!)) 

Alastor: MIMZY! 

Mimzy: ALASTOOOOOR, SWEETIE, DOLL-FACE! So good to see you! Have you been good? Good? 

The two hugged each other. 

Twilight: Awww, that's nice. Alastor has a friend. 

Sunset: Careful, Twilight, you know some friendships can be toxic. 

Twilight: I know, but can't I be optimistic? 

Sunset: Fair enough. 

Mimzy: Listen, I was in the neighborhood, and I heard you were staying  at this ritzy slob factory, and I figured I'd stop by, say hi! For old times' sake.

Alastor: Of course, sweetheart! Everyone is welcome here. 

Charlie: Oh, how nice! So you two know each other? 

Mimzy: Oh, yeah, we go way back, ran in the same circles when we were alive. You know, this one used to frequent the club where I used to perform. He's the only one I knew who could pound whiskey like a sailor then keep up with me on the dance floor.

Alastor: Oh, quite a talent, this gal. Ho ho, you should have seen her in her hayday. 

Mimzy: Hey, what it tall, dark, and creepy. I'm still in my prime! 

She then saw Lucifer and her mouth dropped. 

Mimzy: Oh, my stars! Is that Lucifer? 

She pushed Pentious out of the way! 

Sir Pentious: AGH! 

Mimzy: Move it, Snake Boy! Pleased to meetcha, Your Highness. (whispering to Alastor) Alastor, you gotta warn a girl when she's in mixed company. 

Lucifer: Charmed, I'm sure. 

Alastor: As much as I'd love to catch up, Charlie and I have a tour to continue. 

Lucifer heard this and grabbed his daughter by the arms. 

Lucifer: I'm sure Charlie can handle showing me around. 

Alastor: Nonsense! 

Alastor grabbed Charlie and dragged her to his side. 

Alastor: We started the hotel together, and we'll show it off together. Right Charlie? 

Charlie: Oh, right. 

Charlie leads on with you, Twilight, Sunset, Vaggie, and Lucifer going along with her. 

Alastor: Why don't you let the others help you settle in, and I'll be back before you know it. 

With that, Alastor left with your group. 

Mimzy: So, where can a girl get a drink around here? 

Husk groans in irritation as he cleans the glasses. 

Mimzy takes a seat to him. 

Mimzy: My, my, Husker, is that you? Alastor still has you slinging hooch for him, I see. HA! Classic! How've you been, Furball? 

Husk: Good! Until five minutes ago. 

Mimzy: Oh, don't tell me you're not happy to see me. You might hurt my feelings.

Husk grabs a drink for Mimzy, and she turns to Niffty, who was looking for bugs to stab. 

https://youtu.be/6wmpP7viNQw

Mimzy: Uh huh. 

Husk then finished making Mimzy's drink. 

Mimzy: Thanks, Pussycat. 

Husk: Oh, fuck you. 

He leaves the bar and Angel and Sir Pentious come up to her. 

Angel Dust: So uh, you and Alastor are like, what? Friends?

Mimzy: Well, that's your word, not mine, but I think it fits. Why so surprised?

Angel Dust: Well, just didn't know he had any of those. He's been here a while and is still a big, creepy mystery. What's his deal?

Mimzy: 

https://youtu.be/plKEA7bPxlI

Play from 0:20-end... 

Both Angel and Pentious were spooked by the story while Mimzy didn't seem to be bothered. 

Mimzy: Stop with the looks. He hasn't done any of that in a while. (raises her glass) Can I get another one of these?

Mimzy then noticed that Husk was gone. 

Mimzy: OH WHAT THE FUCK?! 

https://youtu.be/4FoWHeSXRNE