（ SIXTEEN. ）

liked by everettliu, gloriadesmond, and 939,844 others

imsebastianstan this just in: i've discovered i'm not cut out to be a ballerina

view all 914 comments

anthonymackie so graceful 😌
╰ chrisevans the picture of grace!
╰ imsebastianstan you both suck

username2 I CALLED IT HE'S IN A BALLET MOVIE
        ╰ username3 AHHHH SEB IN A LEOTARD SKDJFHDJ

tomholland2013 @anthonymackie BALLET IS A PERFECTLY RESPECTABLE PROFESSION
        ╰ imsebastianstan agreed
        ╰ anthonymackie @imsebastianstan wHY ARE YOU TAKING HIS SIDE

this is not a drill
3  participants

everett
you taught him ballet i'm crying

mickeybeau
did he do like one plié and pass out

mystery woman
i taught him the positions and he kept tripping

mystery woman
uGH WHY THAT STUPID NAME
everett change me back

everett
FINE

everett changed mystery woman to gloria

gloria
finally

everett
🙄

mickeybeau
but why is he so sweaty

gloria
i taught him how to do pliés and he was pretty good at them but he kept treating it like we were doing squats

mickeybeau
HAHAHAHAHAHA

everett
oh my god KSJDHDHD

gloria
yeah..... and then he wanted to do a "twirl"

everett
oh no

gloria
i tried to show him how to do a pirouette but he kept tipping over sideways with each landing

mickey
IM WHEEZING
THIS IS TOO FUNNY

everett
what about assemblés? i bet he loved that

gloria
yeah i showed him
he kind of just hopped around like a bunny tho

mickey
KAJDHDDH WHY DIDNT YOU INVITE ME

gloria
you were with the guys practicing solos
i couldn't just pull you out of a lesson

everett
omg i have to meet this fucker
he sounds so funny

gloria
he is
but he's also really sweet

mickey
WAIT IMPORTANT QUESTION
DID YOU DO A PAS DE DEUX

gloria
no
unfortunately

everett
you need to rope him into doing one
pLEASE

gloria
he'll drop me within the first five minutes i guarantee you

everett
so?
details, details

liked by imsebastianstan, nycballet, and 9,034 others

gloriadesmond hydrate people, hydrate!!

view all 393 comments

everettliu OMG THE COSTUME DO I SMELL SWAN LAKE
╰ gloriadesmond ;)