Yep... I'm being a rebel and for my yaoi oneshot for superchimchar, I will do Steven Universe. So, enjoy my Jamie x Sour Cream oneshot!

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"We are such stuff as dreams are made on, and our little life, is rounded with a sleep.

We know what we are, but know not what we may be.Better three hours too soon than a minute too late."

"Hey, does anyone hear..." Sour Cream's sentence trails off.

"Shakespeare?"

"Kiki!" Buck, Jenny, and Sour Cream exclaim as Jenny's sister arrives in the dining area with a huge pizza.

"So, where are the Shakespeare quotes coming from?" Kiki asks, setting down the pizza.

Sour Cream shrugs. "I'll go investigate." He says and grabs a slice of pizza and a napkin before heading out the door.

"Our doubts are traitors, and make us lose the good we oft might win, by fearing to attempt.

First thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.Misery acquaints a man with strange bedfellows.The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.Something is rotten in the state of Denmark.Some rise by sin, and some by virtue fall.Ambition should be made of sterner stuff."

Sour Cream glances around before his eyes land on a young boy with a black shirt and gray pants with red tennis shoes. He has brown hair and dark brown eyes. "Uh, hello."

"Greetings, how are you?" He smiles.

"Well, uh, good."

"I'm glad to hear that. Your eyes-- how they shimmer with excitement against the bright, shining sun."

"That was a compliment, right?"

The short boy stands up and grins. "I like you, not many people bother to talk to me." His eyes drift to the piece of pizza that Sour Cream is holding.

Sour Cream holds out the napkin with the pizza on it. "Go ahead, take it if you want. I'm not that hungry."

He smiles shyly, then grabs the napkin. "Uh, thank you."

Sour Cream nods. "Well, I have to get back to my friends."

"Parting is such sweet sorrow."

Sour Cream glances back, and nods. "I'm having a rave tonight down by the beach."

The other boy just eats his pizza.

"There'll be, uh, free pizza and glow sticks." He mutters and thrusts a flier into his hands.

"Well, if there's pizza, then you'll be seeing me there."

Sour Cream smiles. "See you there."

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Wow... That was really terrible!

If we had more time, then I could probably write a better oneshot...

But still, Chimchar, I hope you enjoyed. If it wasn't clear, I was hungry when I wrote this.