Mississippi: Lmao I broke my arm.

Texas: Lmao want me to call an ambulance?

Mississippi: Lmao no I can't afford that shit-

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Jackson: *Sobbing*

Georgia: Aww what's wrong buddy?

Jackson: CDC fucked my dad :C

Geo: Wha-?

CDC: *Somewhere in the distance* I FUCKED YOUR DAD SHIT LIPS-

Jackson: SON OF A BITCH!!

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America: How about we all set our differences aside and calm down-

SD: *Slaps ND* HE'S MINE!

ND: NO HE'S NOT! *Cue them fist fighting here*

Montana: I wanna die...

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Florida: Can you do the dance-

Egypt: I will murder you.

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Germany: Just checking in to see how you're...

America: *Hysterically sobbing in a corner*

Germany: I can get you an appointment with my therapist if ya want-

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Oregon: I don't see what the others find so great about some of their lovers. Like Texas, Cali could have done-

Idaho: Oh! Look! A new potato has grown in my garden! I'm gonna call you Harold.

Oregon: I'm in love...

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IDC: Can you stop bringing home random animals...

IDC: *Turns to Gov* FOR FIVE SECONDS-

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Alaska: What's wrong?

Hawaii: The baby is hungry...

Alaska: What baby?

Hawaii: Me.

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Wyoming: *Gay panicking*

DC: *Who only complimented his haircut* :)

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Coco: Did you know ducks will randomly cannibalize each other when bored.

New Mexico: WHO THE FUCK STARTS A CONVERSATION LIKE THAT I JUST SAT DOWN?!

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Cali: I don't see what the big deal is.

DC: YOU HAVE A BEAR SITTING ON YOUR BED!!

Cali: ALEXANDER AND I WERE WATCHING A FUCKING MOVIE AND YOU SHOWED UP AND RUINED IT OK-

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Oklahoma: *Running down the hall screaming* 

Cali: *Chasing after him with a gun* COME HERE YOU SICK FUCK!! >:C

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Nebraska: Do you ever wonder why life is giving us the lemons in the first place? 

Kansas: I-

Nebraska: What if we were never meant to make the lemonade in the first place. What if they wanted some pudding or... I dunno. Maybe life just wanted us to watch the lemons for them because they needed to grab something. 

Kansas: You're making me feel bad about enjoying this cup of lemonade now please stop...

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Michigan & Indiana: *Snuggling*

Ohio: And I took that personally-

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Superior: SUCK MY COCK YOU STUPID BITCH!

Michigan: I just wanted to know what kinda toppings you wanted on your pizza... ,:C

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IDC: We need to talk. 

Gov: *Holding two puppies* There is nothing to talk about. 

IDC: There is a lot to talk about-

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District: I have a problem.

Gov: I thought you were the problem.

District: Ok, first of all, fuck you-

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Bai bai-