Cali & Nevada: *Talking casually on the side of the mountain*

Texas: *Zooms past them* I CAN'T SLOW DOWN!!

DC: *Zooms past them too* TEXAS-

Cali: Uh... Anyway... Where were we?

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Austin: I think you look very pretty and I love being around you.

Gov: *Whatever soul he had just leaves his body* ReAlLy?!

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Supreme Court: Stop doing your job.

Environmental Protection Agency: What-

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Someone: I love you.

NY: *Looks around at other people for a solid minute before looking the other person in the eye* Don't fucking lie to me.

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Florida: Just framed a guy for murder. Feeling pretty good about myself.

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New Mexico: One more person calls me Mexico and I'll start showing Texas how much I actually hate him like good old dad.

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Illinois: *Eating a Chicago-style pizza*

Italy: *Disgusted noises*

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Ben: *Joins the Table discussions*

Cali: Fuck-

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PA: Where did Maine go?!

Mass: I think... I forgot him at Virginia's house...

PA: HOW DO FORGET A WHOLE ASS CHILD IN ANOTHER STATE?!

Masz: STOP YELLING AT ME IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!! I'VE NEVER HAD A CHILD BEFORE!!

~Meanwhile in Virginia~

Lil' Maine: I hate my dads... *Sitting on Virginia's couch*

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Rhode: *Falls asleep bitting Alaska's arm*

Alaska: *Sitting there in just pure pain*

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Savannah: People just aren't really into me ya know?

Dallas: I'm in... Uh. Yeah...

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Houston: Is Miami attending this meeting?

DC: No?

Houston: Fuck... *Leaves*

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(I only now realized that Hawai'i kept getting auto-corrected to Hawaii thanks Grammarly-)

Hawai'i: Alaska sent me four hearts today we're now dating.

Puerto Rico: Is that how it works?

Hawai'i: When it comes to him? Yes.

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Mass: So yeah we kicked the Britishs' ass! Since they wanted to tax us without representation.

Kansas: Cool, but-

London: *Poofs* THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENED! I WANTED AID AFTER GOING TO WAR ON YOUR BEHALF!! I JUST WANTED SOME MONEY BACK!

Mass: GET THE FUCK OUT!

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Texas: I finally got my independence again-

Mexico: *Laughs* Finally... The old homeowner can reclaim their house...

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Australia: LES FACKIN GOOOOOOOOO!! *Jumps into a pool full of gators*

Florida: Dad...?

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Mass: Dunkin is better than whatever you like

NC: Lies! I get to watch them make food at Krispy Kremes! It's way better than Dunkin!

Cali: Well nothing is as bad as Whataburger.

Texas: NOW I KNOW YOU A LIE-

~meanwhile~

Nutty Buddy: This Five Guys shit is awesome! It tastes fantastic! :D

Virginia: I know right!

Nutty Buddy: Ya know. You're not that bad dude.

Virginia: Aww... Thanks, Nutmeg.

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Japan: Go home. Have kids.

Her Staff: What-?

Tokyo: Listen, the population is severely low right now and you gotta go home and have kids.

Japan: Please we'll hand out raises just go home-

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USA: You can't name yourself Georgia.

Georgia: (Country) Wha- Why!?

USA: Because I have one! Just put "New" in front of it.

Georgia: *Sighs* FINE! I'LL DO NEW GEORGIA!!

New Georgia: (Yes this is a real place) *Taps him on the shoulder* That's my name, sir-

Georgia: FUCK!

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Fem Texas: I can't stand you.

Male Texas: I can't stand you either.

Fem Louie: So sit. Both of you-

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Austin: MOW YOUR LAWN!

Some random guy: NO!

Austin and this guy: *Having a whole standoff with the the Swat Team involved*

(This really happened I think the guy got shot-)

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Sparta: Fuck you!

Athens: No fuck you!

Persia: *Invades Greece*

Athens & Sparta: NAH FUCK HIM-

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Switzerland: Neutrality isn't about not getting involved in conflicts. It's about making money on both sides.

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France: Louis the Sixteenth had a head. And then he didn't. Just like you-

UK: You're insane.

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Train guy: You can't get on this train!! *it's the 19th century*

IDC: Why?

Train Guy: Your uterus will fly out at the speed!

IDC: Wha...?

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India: You steal my spices and THEN DON'T USE THEM?!

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Michigan & Ohio: *Fighting*

Wisconsin: ALRIGHT. WE GET IT. YOU HATE EACH OTHER! WE WANNA A NEW RIVALRY TO MAKE FUN OF!

NC: YEAH I'M SICK OF THIS SHIT!

Michigan: The fuck-?!

NJ: YEAH LET'S WATCH MISSOURI AND KANSAS FIGHT!

SC: WOOOOO!!

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America: *Happy about winning the War of 1812*

England: Should we tell 'em about how we only sent a fraction of our men?

Scotland: Nah. Let them have this.

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DC: Love is a four-letter word because it's incomplete without "u"

Louie: Lovue?

DC: N...no?

Florida: Luove?

DC: Stop it-

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Cali: *Complains about not having friends*

Kentucky: *Invites him to places in his state so they can become friends*

Cali: *Declines*

Kentucky: . . .

Kentucky: What the fuck?

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Illithiya: *Walks onto the beach in an American Flag bikini* :)

Utah: God blessed the heck outta America...

Nevada: *Bonks his head* Horny jail.

Utah: Owie-

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Walmart: Pride month ended!

Target: Fuckin' finally dude. Now back to kinda caring about Ukraine so we can make money-

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Alabama: *Says something smart*

Cali: :O

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Salt Lake City: Guys my river-

Everyone: *Ignores her*

Utah: Guys the river is really low-

Texas: GUYS LOOK! THE RISE OF GRU IS OUT!

The States: WOOOOOOO!!

Utah: G... Guys??

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Michigan: You gotta do it! It's tradition!

Detroit: "Traditions" are just peer pressure from dead people! Fuck that!

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Florida: How did you do that?

Tennessee: Maybe if you did less talking and more watching, you'd figure it out.

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