(Ok, I get Jschlatt vibes from Gov and D.C if they had an SMP. I wouldn't be surprised if you knew him or not.)

Gov: WHERE'S MY MONEY BITCH!?

D.C: GIVE US YOUR TAXES!! YOU LIVE IN EPICVILL WHERE DA MONEY!?!

Cali: I-I HAVE IT DON'T HURT ME MR.PRESIDENTS!! 

D.C: Well fucking HAND. IT. OVER.

Cali: FiNe!! *throws a stack of diamonds at them* 

Gov: Thank you. Let's go collect taxes from Mass. :)

D.C: :D

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Geo: So... This should-

Florida: *Screaming* 

Geo: FUCK!! FLORIDA GET OUT THE GRINDER-

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N.Y: *casually making a gay strip club for the SMP*

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Mary: WHO THE FUCK TOUCHED MY TRAIN!! THAT TOOK FUCKING AGES TO BUILD WHY ISN'T IT MOVING!?!?

Texas: *Slowly ender pearls away*

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Geo: It sucks they don't have peaches in Minecraft...

Idaho: But at least they have potatoes. 

Geo: Why are you on my land-?

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Gov: I.D.C GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM OUR HOUSE!!

D.C: NO GIRLS ALLOWED FUCK OFF!!

I.D.C: BUT YOU LET TOKYO IN AND SHE ISN'T EVEN IN THE SMP!!

Gov: I SIMP GO AWAY-

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Mass: Hello and welcome to Minecraft Dunkin Donuts what can I get you?

Florida: Can you get me to nut?

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Wyoming: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU FIND MY HOUSE?!

Gov: Taxes...

D.C: Pay up...

Gov: Or death.

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Gov: What ya making there Geo? 

Geo: Well ya know how North Carolina made his house more than 500 blocks away from mine?

Gov: Yeah?

Geo: Well that's too close so I'm building a wall like New York did around my house. 

South Carolina: Can I come in?

Geo: Always bro, anyone can come in as long as it's not him. :)

S.C: :>

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Louie: RATZ ARE COMING!! RUN!!

*Everyone but D.C and Gov dashing to their houses*

D.C: You thinking what I'm thinking?

Gov: Rat workers that don't complain, nor need food, a paycheck, and never stop?

D.C: Hell yes.

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Gov: *After finding out there are rats in the mod they put on the SMP* I hate this game...

District: But you'll stop after I give you this... *Hands him a top hat*

Gov: Ok maybe it's not so bad after all. 

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District: Hey Geo, Mary, and Alaska. You guys are the engineers of the SMP right?

Alaska: yeah why?

District: I'll pay you 2 stacks of diamonds if you make me a working car that kills anyone I run over.

Geo: W-why?

District: D.C stole my nickname and my dog.

Mary: Understandable we'll get right on it.

Geo: Yep, I'm getting out the crafting book.

Alaska: I'll go start gathering supplies. 

District: thanks, guys :D

Mary: Any time bud