Geo: Hey Alabama I'm here to pick up Atlanta... The fuck-

Atlanta Alabama & Montgomery: *Dancing to Cardi B in princess outfits*

And Alabama was never allowed to babysit again-

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Alaska: There's only one thing I hate more than my dad.

Hawaii: what's that?

Alaska: You sad.

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Oklahoma: Guys please stop...

Florida: Oklahomo-

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Mississippi: *kicks down Texas's door*

Texas: WHY?!

Mississippi: why not? *walks off*

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N.Y: *sobbing*

Mass: *eating a KitKat whole in front of him" :)

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Rhode: Fear me mortal scum.

Montana: Awww aren't you just the cute little thing *pats his head*

Rhode: *Starts eating his hand*

Montana: AAAAAAAAHHHH MASS GET YO DOG OFF ME!!!

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Gov: one day. I will kill you.

Moscow: looking forward to it. Also, I fucked your cousin last night bitch.

Gov: YOU MOTHER FUCKER-

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Washington: wanna hear a joke?

Oregon: sure.

Washington: me

Oregon: I don't get it...

Washington: Exactly. You're sleeping on the couch tonight.

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Alabama: Why am I here again.

Utah: We saw it. Kentucky show him the photos.

Kentucky: *Places a bunch of hot Anime girls and guys on the table*

Alabama: .-.

Alabama: *Books it for his room*

Utah: GET BACK HERE SON!!!

Kentucky: *Wheeze*

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Pyongyang: Wha if I told you. You fucking suck.

D.C: I'd believe you.

I.D.C: I give up...

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Maryland: Hey guys... That girl over there won't stop staring at me-

Geo: OI LADY!!

Some creepy lady: Yes?

Geo: YOU'RE MAKING MY FRIEND UNCOMFY!!

Creepy lady: Oh honey he's just playing hard to get~

Geo: FUCK OFF!!!

Geo: Mary come on. It's ice cream time.

Mary: YAY!!