The 3 D.C's (ya know I.D.C D.C and District of Columbia) eyes change color depending on who's president

Alaska hates schools because when he went he was picked on all the time

Wyoming stays away from the others and draws in her room

Mass makes some really good donuts

All of them tend to be very clumsy

Russia and America almost kissed once but then Alaska walked into the room and started shrieking

A lot of the north-eastern states love learning about history and speak many languages

Hawaii is good friends with the Philippines and her brother because many immigrants from Hawaii are from the Philippines

Hawaii is a bean and must be protected

Berlin's depressed and constantly apologizes for his grandfather's ways

Moscow (I don' ship MosTex, honestly I don't understand it) has a huge crush on the Democratic Party but D.C won't allow any of that mess-

America claims dancing is the only thing that really unites America and all the states agree

Texas and Cali fight constantly but don't in front of America

Every time Texas makes fun of Alaska for liking ballet saying that it's for girls Ame signs him up for classes

America's OTP is Soviet Union x Pepsi

Russia loves visiting America and looking at all the neat things in her country

America and China don't get along, he's a big flirty perv with her and other countries, mostly with her tho

All the Americans drink oil to stay alive

D.C on average has 70 cups of coffee a day

Idaho has his own potato farm

Florida bites people a lot

Louie knows lots of witchcraft and uses that to her advantage

Texas "accidentally" shot Mexico a few minutes ago

D.C once pushed Moscow down a flight of stairs for flirting with the Dems, District of Columbia 100% recorded that shit and got it on world star

Republican Party tends to hurt himself a lot on accident

As much as it may seem the Dems and Republican some-what care for each other

Dems are so used to being insulted she's numb to it at this point

Louie has a lot of voodoo dolls and when a state gets her mad she'll toss that one out a window or worse

District of Columbia is that one insane younger sister the other D.C's have to deal with

Cali, N.Y, and the Democratic party are the blue trio :P

Ohio bites Michigan all the time while he's trying to shoot him

why am I so low on ideas-