(Turning a true story of mine into a story that's like those cliche movies, some of it is also combined with the State's backstories like the whole touching bit-)

(Some of them will symbolize my emotions, some will symbolize my siblings and my mother.)

Hi, I'm the state of Rhode Island! And I will be narrating this story. So you get to see my lovely writing for a while~
Just kidding! I suck NOW LETS GET TO THE STORY OF ME AND THE OG 13 ON THE RUN FORM MY DAD!! Now you're probably thinking. "THE FUCK YOU TALKING ABOUT-"

Wouldn't put it past you. So let's start from the beginning.

UN likes the states to "reconnect" with some of our former colonizers. He likes family reunions and thinks it's always good to keep in touch with the family. Yeah no. Most of us hated our former colonizers. Especially the OG 13 and I.

So Gov was in sort of a frenzy when trying to get everyone ready on time to meet Britain and the Netherlands. I had no problem with the Netherlands. The Netherlands is next week. I never really knew about anyone else. Anyway, we're in the car, and Mass and Virginia are complaining continuously about seeing Britain. Wouldn't blame them tho. He's an asshat.

Since ya know 13 + Gov are getting ready, you'd really think that Britain would understand that one of him takes less time than 14 of us. But no. He was pissed when we arrived about 10 minutes late. Not even like it was 30 or a whole hour.
So pissed that when we entered the hotel he started making a complete scene. Georgia of course hating all of the sudden attention from the humans hid behind Virginia and South Carolina. He went off cursing and yelling. Gov tried calmly walking away, then as the British man grew angrier counting his screaming and bitching about him. To the point where he just decided to take us home.

THANK GOD.

Last time we visited him he just kept bad-mouthing Gov, D.C, District of Columbia, everyone who takes care of us. So we all start pursuing Gov and heading out the door. New York was ready to beat the bitch up and I swear I would have held him down as he did. Fuck my size! I'D THROW HIM OFF A DAMN BRIDGE!!

Britain grabs the door handle of the hotel exit and starts blocking some states from leaving. North Carolina was crying, South Carolina was trying his best to comfort him, but you could visibly tell he was holding back his own tears. All and all it was a damn mess.
After finally letting us pass he started cursing us out after getting in the car. Having a firm grip on Gov's door. (I remember this part word for word btw-)

"I don't feel safe with having you in an episode while my states are alone with you. Might I remind you, you've broken my cousin's nose before!"

"OH, THAT WAS 7 YEARS AGO!!"

And they continued to argue and bicker. Virginia broke, and started sobbing. I looked over at N.Y, PA, and N.J who were just starring at the enraged British man shaking in anger. The twins of the group now are both panicked and crying. Connecticut was just staring blankly at his feet. He looked dead but uncommonly numb to it all.

This wasn't unusual for Britain. But it's not like anyone was proud of it anyway. Georgia had just curled up in a little ball in the back seat. He put in his AirPods, trying to ignore it the best he could. Mary was beside him, doing the same thing. It's honestly cute how similar they could be sometimes... Gov managed to get Britain's hand off the door and we drove away from the scene.

Meanwhile, the car had turned into an emotional roller coaster. People were crying, yelling, screaming, and some just stayed silent. Virginia and Gov started arguing.

"WELL THE FACT THAT YOU'RE CRYING AFTER HE SAID IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE YOU HADN'T BELIEVED ME!!!"

"NO, IT'S NOT THAT GOV!! J-JUST HIM ADMITTING IT TO MY FACE!!" He sobbed more and more. Gov looked stressed and ready to cry, couldn't blame him. D.C will probably help him out tho. He's kinda good at comforting, not the best, but not the worst. I wouldn't know how to feel if any of this was directed towards me. I still don't know how to feel. I guess im just used to this. Being my life and all.

"L-lets go and try to lighten the mood, McDonald's anyone?" Gov asked. Everyone nodded. I don't wanna eat. I don't wanna sleep. I don't know what I did to even ask for this. But kids are fun. So why not!

Virginia pulls himself together quickly. And Gov drives to a McDonald's nearby the Statehouse. No one's home there anyway. While Glove heads into order, the rest of us head to the play area to play and talk to the kids. I like kids, they're really nice and always fun.  And the Humans know we're states and don't normally mind it that much. There are a few that will come up to us, but the rest are fine.

We started playing Tag with a bunch of kids who were my hight-

Even if I'm a grown man who is over 200 years old.

BESIDES THAT!!

It was pretty nice. N.Y and N.J were watching descendants 2 and talking. When the food arrived tho-
It was war. I managed to get a Big Mac, 2 boxes of fries, and a Coke. But yeah some people weren't so lucky. Geo took most of the drinks. But after consuming the 'big boi food' some of us went out to play again. We stayed there for a good hour or two, really helped lift everyone's spirits, this was ni-

"RHODE DUCK!!!" I whip my head around seeing Britain's car pull up. I 'did the flop' without hurting myself and then Britain made a loop around the building before leaving. "Holy shit that was close..." Geo mumbled sliding down the slide. "And with that, I think we should take our leave!" Gov yelled grabbing the little remains of the food and throwing them into backs. "Agreed."

We pack everything up and say bye to our new pals before leaving and going home.

Fun fact! Britain later decided to check home again!

Everyone was relaxed until.

Knock

Knock

Knock

"Shit. Turn the T.V off!" Whispered Massachusetts, South cut it off quickly and everyone laid silent.

"Gov? Are you there? I would like to see my kids."

No response because we aren't fucking dumbasses.

"Fine. I'll go. I'll call later tho, I know you're all in there."

And his footsteps faded in the distance. "God DAMN!! I CAN'T STAND THAT FUCKER!!" N.Y yelled, slamming his hands on his lap. "Not like we can do anything about him, UN wants us to meet with him." Snaps a pissed-off Maryland. Rare for him to get as angry as he is. Gov sighs.

"Whatever guys! He's gone now, lets just enjoy ourselves and forget him for now ok?"

"Yeah, that's fine."

Still can't stand the dick head.

Ok hi no im not ok-
this happened on my Birthday when my "Dad" came to visit.

Anyway, how are ya?
Me not so good but it feels good to get this off my chest. Bai bai now :)

Double Thing, and Dogo :D