Fictional vampires ranked from would trust with my blood to restraining order

Hikari (Interviews With Monster Girls)
I want to roundhouse kick her in the face for being a jerk to Machi but I highly doubt think she'd ever kill me, she'd take a reasonable portion and be on her way. Sometimes the price to pay for letting your victims live is an annoying anime voice.

Draculaura (Monster High)
Vegetarian. Huge loser. She'd only take a little if forced. The problem is since she doesn't usually have blood is it might make her go feral and I'm scared.

Mavis (Hotel Transylvania)
I don't think she's ever had blood on screen??? Well whatever. She seems gentle but I can't tell without seeing her in action. Freaking Selena Gomez can have some I guess but I won't be happy about it

Marceline (Adventure Time)
I don't exactly have a cherry red complexion so there's not much to take, Why not

Bella (Twilight)
I honestly don't know. I didn't know she ever became a vampire. Might kill me for making fun of her but it really do be like that sometimes *blank stare into the camera*

Edward (Twilight)
He's actually such a loser smh. This DUNCE wouldn't kill me or ever get close. Gonna vibe check him with a tiny silver spoon.

Louis (Interview With The Vampire)
Unlike most of his proceeders on this list Louis is a lovely fellow whom I wish to hug very much!! I would let him have my blood if he wanted it because his life is hard enough and he deserves the forbidden spaghetti sauce.

Alucard (Castlevania)
Well I haven't watched or played Castlevania quite yet but like??? He seems decent. And pretty. Sure.

Count Count (Sesame Street)
I have no idea what this man is like with the hot blood of humans rushing through his veins and that scares me. His fangs are actually huge chompers and our height difference is vast. No thanks. Not even royalty such as himself.

Dracula (hotel Transylvania)
He should be higher up but I hate him and that's personal. He can suck my-



Blood I suppose but I'll hate every second of it.

Count Stoker (Monster High)
Would probably kill me but this is the beginning of sketchy territory and he's from a G rated show so he legally can't. Not that anyone could legally kill me.

Dracula (Castlevania)
What's he gonna do? Drink my blood because his wife is dead?
That's exactly what he'll do. Bye guys.

Toga (My Hero Academia)
NO. THIS GIRL AINT GETTING NONE OF THIS LIFE JUICE.
Especially not with a hecking big needle! Thankfully though I'm not attractive enough for her to even care, she'd shove me to the side for that broccoli head and I'd be thankful.

Lestat (Interview With The Vampire)
He is one of my favourite fictional characters of all time. He's baby and husband and he's the best and the worst and I want him to be happy. But no. Someone needs to put him in time out for his crimes. He's a beautiful boy but i don't really care about that in the face of certain death.

Dracula (original)
I don't know much about him but yeah, he'd kill me. Hopefully I can have backup from mr Helsing since I can't exactly cash Dracula outside (how bout da) all alone

Claudia (Interview With The Vampire)
Would end me for no reason. This is assuming she's unsupervised. With her dads around she'd be a lot safer and higher up on the list. I would kdonk her over the head with a pole for looking at me, then I'd run before Louis gets lower on this here list.

Dio (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure)
I haven't even seen JJBA but honestly? I am certain Dio would kill me. The fact that he's lower than Dracula really says something about my distrust of this ripped blonde man.

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