Chapter One

Since some of y'all keep clicking in here without reading the description and are then surprised at the pit of filth you've fallen into, I'll add it here too.

This is the smuttiest smut that ever smutted so if a Bakusquad orgy is not what you want to read, stop right here.

You. Have. Been. Warned. 

I never expected this to be read (and reread) so many times so I didn't get around to editing it. Then BOOM there's 7K comments.

I decided not to edit it because doing so unlinks all the comments and some of them are just too much fun to lose.

But, if you don't give a toss about reading comments and want a grammatically fulfilling experience, find it on AO3 under the same name where it's edited properly. Otherwise, enjoy.

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Kirishima woke to his alarm and excitedly bounced out of bed, pulling on his jeans before bounding out the door, they were going hiking today!

It was almost the end of spring break and he and his housemates had all returned a few days ago, excited to go on their annual camping trip. He smiled at the thought of just how lucky they were. After graduating UA, they'd all continued their pro hero studies in college and the core squad had all been accepted into the same one. Instead of living on campus, because they'd all had more than enough of that at UA, they had managed to rent a big house together and Jiro was also more often than not invited on their trips. Since there were so many of them, it didn't cost all that much per week.

Kirishima crossed the hallway and his face fell when he saw Mina holding the front door open and looking forlornly into the pouring rain. "I guess we're not going hiking, huh?" Sero said from close behind. The rest of the group came to stand in front of the door, the six of them looking with distaste at the weather.

"Well, let's do something, what board games do we have?" Mina asked as everyone turned toward her.

"Monopoly?" Kaminari suggested to a chorus of groans. Bakugou always won monopoly even though he claimed to hate it.

"I have a poker set. We could play cards?" Sero proposed.

They all nodded their assent and Sero went to retrieve his set.

"What are we going to bet though? It's boring when there's no stakes and we're too poor to bet real money." Kaminari asked.

Mina had a devilish smirk on her face when she spoke "We could play strip poker."

Jiro turned wide eyed toward her friend "You're not serious are you?"

"Oh come on, we've all probably seen at least one of us naked before anyway. Just play until you're comfortable." Mina giggled as she encouraged her.

Kirishima shrugged "I don't have a better idea and it's not like my costume covers my top half anyway." He went to sit on the floor in their living room, pushing back some of the couches as he did before abruptly jumping back up to retrieve snacks for everyone.

Sero returned and set down his deck of cards in the middle of their makeshift circle "Did you guys decide how we're playing?"

"Strip poker apparently," Bakugou huffed from the doorway. The fuckers probably just wanted to see him naked.

He turned his dark eyes toward the explosive blonde "And you're okay with that?"

"Why wouldn't I be!? I've got a great body!" He fired back.

Kirishima returned with an arm full of food and threw a chocolate bar at Bakugou "Cool your blasters, man. We haven't even started yet."

In truth, Kirishima was a little nervous. He'd had a crush on Bakugou for as long as he could remember but he'd never seen any sign that his feelings were reciprocated so he'd never acted on them. The potential for seeing him naked though was an enticing idea.

The problem was that Kirishima was terrible at cards. He'd end up being the naked one before anyone else lost more than their socks. He looked around the group and smiled when he saw that only he and Sero were even wearing socks. Good, he needed all the help he could get.

He plopped down between Jiro and Bakugou and threw a bag of chips at Kaminari and Sero.

"I think I'm gonna need some liquid courage to get through this." Sero laughed "Anyone else want a drink?" He asked as he got to his feet.

Everyone shrugged and there was a general answer of "Might as well." Mina got up to help him "Woo let's break out the alcohol then!" She called as she skipped into the kitchen.

Kirishima settled in on Bakugou's right with a can of pringles, next to Jiro. Mina's empty spot waited on Bakugou's left with Sero's on her other side, next to Kaminari.

Sero returned and handed out beers while Mina poured cups of coke and added whatever liquor she had found.

"Alright, so how do we play?" Kirishima asked.

Sero started to explain "So there's two versions that could work. Texas Hold'em or five card draw."

"Which one's easiest?" Kirishima interrupted him.

"We know you're gonna lose anyway, Kiri so what does it matter?" Mina teased.

Kirishima poked his tongue out at her and laughed good naturedly along with the rest of his friends.

"Well five card draw is probably the easiest. Everyone gets five cards and can exchange as many of the cards as they want for new ones from the deck. You would usually bet or fold after that and the person with the best hand wins. But if we stick to the loser taking off an item of clothing and not betting or folding, that might work best."

"Yeah that sounds easy. If you were able to fold, then you could just do that every round and never lose. That's not fair." Kaminari spoke up then laughed as he continued "I wanna see some skin!"

They all laughed as Sero shuffled the cards and dealt. The first hand went slowly, having to consult the rule book several times about which hands were worth more than others. By the time Kirishima and Sero had lost their socks and Mina had lost her jumper, they had a better understanding of how it all went.

Bakugou looked down at his cards, he had a pair of nines, not great but he probably wouldn't lose. "So what does the winner get?"

"To keep their clothes on." Kirishima huffed wiggling his bare toes.

"Wait, what happens if all your clothes are gone? Are you out?" Kaminari asked.

Mina hummed, she hadn't thought that far ahead yet but an idea was taking shape at the very real possibility of being naked in front of them all. "How about the loser can choose if they take something off or do a truth or dare type thing instead?" She suggested before any of them had lost any important items of clothing.

"Oh yeah, I like that. But let's say you can't do a truth or dare twice in a row." Kaminari added.

"Is this gonna end up like naked truth or dare?" Jiro inquired, laughing a little, feeling a light buzz from her finished beer.

"Exactly." Mina laughed jokingly "Although, I doubt it'll get that far."

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