Aura and friends react to Sonic Shorts 3
We're back everyone! It's time to react to the next Sonic Shorts video!
And we have a special guest for this reaction!
Knuckles: What's up?
Aura: Yes, Knuckles will be joining us for this reaction.
Hip: Cool!
Bopper: It may not look like it, but I'm fanboying on the inside.
Fury: Lets not confuse Knuckles. You won't like Knuckles when he's confused.
Class: As always, anyone reading this who has a YouTube channel should like and subscribe to them afterwards. A lot of time was put into this.
Hip: Start the video!
(Watch video before seeing reaction)
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Sonic: Hey everybody! Thanks for coming out tonight!
Hip: It's Sonic Underground!
*video pause*
Fury: Hey Knux, isn't Sonia an old flame of yours?
Knuckles: You mean one of my exs? Yeah
Bopper: Why aren't you two together anymore?
Knuckles: We kind of had an argument with each other about how I always spend less time with her and more with the Master Emerald.
Aura: I feel sorry for you.
Class: At least you're married in the comic universe.
Knuckles: I think Sonia's moved on from the last time we've seen each other.
*unpause video*
Sonic: Before we get started, we just have one question for everyone!
*Sonic Underground changes into a punk rock band*
Bopper: ......What?
Sonic: Are you ready....*loud deep voice* TO ROCK!!!!
*Sonic Underground plays a song that the Author was too lazy to search*
Knuckles: *eyes widened and jaw on the floor*
Everyone: *Same reaction as Knuckles*
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*Sonic running down a field*
Hip: Wow! Look at Sonic-!
*Sonic runs into a spring that sends him bouncing off several before falling to the ground*
Hip: ....go?
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Sonic: *points at Mario* I hate you! I! Hate! You! I! Hate! You!
Mario: *tears up* H-Hate?
Aura: Now I'm feeling sorry for Mario.
Fury: Of course you would since Nintendo owns the Pokémon franchise, which is where your Lucario form came from.
Hip: Anyone think Mario and Luigi need a hug?
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*Sonic tickles Knuckles to make him slap whipped cream on his face*
Knuckles: Sonic!
Knuckles: *growls* Really Sonic?! The whipped cream in the face prank?!
Fury, Bopper and Hip: *laughing on the floor*
Knuckles: Stop it!
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*Sonic, Tails and Knuckles zoom by too fast to see*
*Silver is catching his breath and widens his eyes when he see the loop*
Silver: Oh (beep)!
Aura: You better be glad Blaze didn't hear you!
Hip: I thought Silver could go up loops?
Class: He can, he just gets really tired afterwards.
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*Knuckles bursts into Sonic's room, which scares him to death and makes him cling to the wall while screaming*
Knuckles: Sonic, dude! It's the best idea since underwear!
Hip: Nothing can surpass the invention of underwear!
Knuckles: I don't know what I was smoking to say that.
*Knuckles slaps Shadow's face onto a Devil May Cry poster*
Knuckles: Huh?
Sonic: I think you may have an idea there.
Fury: Really? Knuckles is the one who came up with the Shadow the Hedgehog game?
Knuckles: Again, I don't know what I would've smoked to think that.
Hip: It was a cool game...sort of.
Tails: *barges in* Sonic! It's an emergency!
Sonic: What Tails?! What?!
Tails: Eggman just got fatter!
Fury: Hahahahahaha!!! Yes! Perfectly hilarious!
Sonic: Emergency? That's not an emergency.
*A huge and bloated Eggman burst through walls, roaring like Godzilla*
Hip: Run!!! It's Egg zilla!!!
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Aquatic Zone 1
Sonic: *dodges missile* Too slow! Come on Tails, isn't this fun?
Tails: *panicking while dodging lasers and missiles everywhere*
Sonic: *stops* Oh yeah! Another zone done! Come on Tails, let's go to the next one! *runs off*
*a burnt Tails walks by the screen*
Bopper: Does that count as child abuse or neglect?
Class: Both...
Aura: Take a break Tails, this routine is killing you.
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*Froggy doing a weird and creepy thing with his eyes*
Bopper: What the (beep)!
Fury: What is that?! What the (beep) is that?!
Knuckles: What the heck man?!
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*Sonic walks over to Amy looking into space, but is interrupted by a dead Shadow hitting the window*
Hip: Oh hey Shadow!
Class: Shadow definitely knows how to crash something.
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Sonic: *spin dashes and stops to puke from it*
Aura: Why doesn't that happen in real life?
Class: Ask Sonic after he eats 100 chili dogs.
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*Sonic gets blasted to the ground and picked up by Eggman in a robot claw with a blaster about to shoot him*
Eggman: *laughs*
*Windows error occurs and Sonic destroys robot*
Sonic: *comes back and shakes his rear* See ya! *runs off*
Eggman: *growls while turning red* I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!!!!!!
Class: And that's why you should check your insurance policy first.
Knuckles: I don't get it
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*Bean going around doing crazy, Looney Tunes stuff the Author couldn't understand*
Bopper: Uh Hip, I think there's something wrong with Bean.
Hip: Either he's going through "that phase" again, or lack of attention has made him mad.
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Sonic: *singing while passing a poster advertising a discount on chili dogs before stopping to look at it and run off*
Later...
Sonic: *goes to pay*
Eggman: *raises the price and chuckles*
Sonic: IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!
Class: Actually it's 100,000.
Fury: 100,000?! How is that possible?!
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Shadow: *uses Chaos Emerald* CHAOS.......SWISS ROLL!!!
Aura:........What?
Shadow: *eats it and laughs* This is delicious!
Fury: *rolls on the floor laughing* I'm going to keep this video just to show Shadow!
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Author's note: I skipped the Eggman Sonic X scene since I didn't want to type in that weird gibberish they were putting in the subtitles.
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*Sonic riding Tails while laughing*
Fury: Now Sonic is acting like a kid!
Knuckles: I think he already was one
Bopper: Tails must have drank a lot milk to lift Sonic on his back
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King of Soleana: Remember, be brave. Don't cry, no matter what happens. *dies*
Later.....
Silver: *lays a young Elise against a tree* The flames are properly sealed.
Shadow: It's time to return.
Young Elise: *wakes up* Where am I? Where's my dad?
Silver: Um...I'm afraid I have some bad news.
Bopper: What's that thing flashing at the bottom?
Class: The time paradox alert!
Knuckles: A what?
Elise: *tears up*
Silver: No..don't cry! Please! I'll do anything!
Elise: *cries loudly*
Silver: NNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Shadow: Uh oh!
Fury: Oh crap!
*explosion*
FUTURE SCREWED! Thanks a lot Silver!
Hip: *sings the following*
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You're screwed! Yeah! You're totally screwed!
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Director: Welcome to the Sonic Villain cast call! Your name please.
Chaos: *bubbling roar*
Aura: Calm down Chaos! It's only the first day of tryouts!
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*Silver trying to climb the loop*
Silver: *grunts and growls before groaning and giving up*
Bopper: So close Silver! You almost had it!
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*Big chasing Froggy*
Fury: Oh come on! Give it a break Big!
Froggy: Alright! That's it! I can't take it anymore!
Big: Huh?
Froggy: I mean, it's like your mentally or utterly retarded or something.
Big: Yeah...
Froggy: You're just chasing me around all day! Is this what friends do?!
Big: Sure it is
Froggy: No it's not! We're not even good friends! I'm a frog! You're a cat! You should be devouring me!
Big: Ew!
Froggy: What were we doing the other day?
Big: Fun!
Froggy: No that was fun! You were shoving me up your arse!
Big: Yeah...
Froggy: That wasn't enjoyable for the both of us!
Big: Yes it was!
Hip: *imitates Michael Jordan* Stop it! Get some help!
Froggy: I mean come on! Get a girlfriend or something!
Big: Huh?
Froggy: *sighs* That's it! I'm done! *runs off*
Big: No! Froggy!
A few seconds later...
Big: *hanging from his neck on a tree*
Everyone: *stares with wide eyes*
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(Credits scene)
Tails Doll: Hello! Would you like to play?
Aura: *hides behind furniture*
Hip: What's so scary about a doll Aura?
Tails Doll: Come play with me.
Bopper: So cute!
Tails Doll: Play!
Fury: Uh...this thing is starting to freak me out.
Tails Doll: Play!
Class: I think....we should run...
Tails Doll: *becomes nightmarish and has demonic voice* Play~!
Bopper: *eyes widen* What?
Tails Doll: *demonic voice* Come play with me my child!
Hip: Are...you...trying to steal my soul?
Tails Doll: *demonic voice* Come play with me! *jumps at screen*
Hip: *girlish scream*
Fury and Bopper: *hug each other while screaming*
Class: *faints*
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(Real credit scene)
*Tails Doll tries to scare everyone again*
Bopper: He's back!
Fury: Run!
Hip: *pulls out cross* The power of Satan-I mean Jesus...compels you!
*Tails walks over and stares Tails Doll down before beating him up and throwing him into the air*
Fury: Yes! That's how it feels!
*Tails leaves as Tails Doll hits the ground, afterwards coming up with a sad face*
Class: Do you really think you can make us feel sorry for you?
Knuckles: Not falling for it this time!
*Marine enters the scene*
Hip: Hey! It's my girlfriend!
Aura: At least in most universes
*Marine picks up Tails Doll and carries him away, comforting him*
Hip: What?! NO!!! Don't feel sorry for him! He's a demon doll! You can't cheat on me with him!
Bopper: Ouch! Hip got cheated on by an evil plush.
Knuckles: Welcome to the club Hip!
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Thanks for watching this!
Aura: This was an odd episode
Fury: I actually laughed a lot in this! 10 out of 10 for Sonic Paradox!
Bopper: It's ok with me
Class: These shorts seem to be well planned satires that any fan would enjoy
Knuckles: At least I didn't look too stupid in this one
Hip: I can't believe I lost my girlfriend!
Knuckles: You'll recover like I did. Now if you excuse me, I have to go back to protecting the Master Emerald again.
Author: Ok, but we'll be seeing you again in Knuckles Briefs soon
Knuckles: Neat! See ya!
Author: Next time is Sonic Shorts 4!
Which Sonic character should guest star in the next reaction?
Leave a comment down below on who should be next!
See you later!
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