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Wiz: Today we're pitting two of the most worthless damsels-in-distress against each other

Boomstick: If they're not getting kidnapped, they are always nagging at you to do stuff

With Mega Man...

Celia rolled her eyes. "Yeah right." She doesn't believe in a thing called damsels in distress. She thinks any woman can handle herself. Like she and Linda does, even if sometimes they depend in X and Zero's help

Wiz: Princess Zelda, from the realm of Hyrule...

Boomstick: ...and Princess Peach, of the Mushroom Kingdom

"This will get interesting" Said Linda.

With Mario...

"I'm in!" Peach said proudly.

The others clapped for Peach and then they got their attention back to the screen

Wiz: I'm Wizard and he's Boomstick, and it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle

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Zelda

BACKGROUND
Full Name: Zelda Hyrule
Race: Hylian
7th Sage/Maiden
Descendent of the Goddess Hylia
Blessed with wisdom of Naryu
Stubborn and feisty (Batarina can be stubborn at times)
Noble and Wise (so is Blaze)

Wiz: Being a descendent of the house of Hyrule, Princess Zelda has spent her entire life governing
her Kingdom

With Team Sonic...

Blaze felt pride at hearing a princess governing her kingdom. Someday... Blaze will take control of the
Sol Kingdom and make it better.

Wiz: Despite having a king, the majority of royal decisions are actually made by her

"I see, that's impressive" Blaze said as she heard that information. In her kingdom, the mayority of royal decisions are made by her than her mother

Boomstick: Talk about a control freak. And why do they let her get away with it. I mean, she's lost her kingdom to the forces of evil more times than I can count!

With Mega Man...

"At least she's doing her best" Said X. This did bring question if Zelda is capable of protecting the kingdom while controlling it.

Wiz: Between being waited on hand and foot, Zelda has spent some time training with her modest arsenal

WEAPONRY
Royal Sword
Dagger
Light Bow
Weapon of Choice
Light Arrow
Destroys evil
-Can even damage phantoms

Boomstick: Bows, magic, musical instruments, she even carries a sword and dagger, but has little experience with it. Her weapon of choice is the bow, which she wields with deadly accuracy

"Bows are cool!" Roll said in awe.

Boomstick: Plus, she can use her magic to tun an ordinary arrow into the powerful Light Arrow, perfect for killing evil

"Just the weapon we need against Mavericks" Said Celia in astonishment as Zero nodded in agreement

MAGIC
Minor Telekinesis
Prophetic Dreams
One-Way Telepathy
Farore's Wind
Nayru's Love
Din's Fire

Wiz: Speaking of which, Zelda is an incredible potent spellcaster. While most of her magic is for
use outside of combat, she is more than capable of holding her own. She can teleport with Farore's
Wind, shield herself with Nayru's Love and cast pyrokinetic projectiles with Din's Fire.

Boomstick: Also she can talk... with dead people

Wiz: Spirits

Boomstick: Like Boos?

Hearing the name "Boos" make Tails, Cream, Emily, Bridget, Ladybug, Luigi and Toad shudder

Wiz: Zelda is also the legendary bearer of the Triforce of Wisdom, a testament to her astute mind.

This golden triangle out of the three caught their attention

TRIFORCE OF WISDOM
1/3 of the Triforce
Enhances magical ability
Leads bearer to wise decisions
Protects bearer from evil
Creates faultless disguises
-Sheik of Sheika
Tetra the Pirate Captain

Wiz: This greatly enhances her magical prowess and gives her the power to dispel evil. She is even
skilled enough to create long lasting disguises.

"Sounds useful for infiltrating enemy hideouts" Said Zero.

Wiz: She used the guise of Sheik to evade Ganon's tyranny for over seven years

"Wow! That's a lot!" Marcus said impressed

Boomstick: Wait, that's a chick? But where's her... uh...

"Please don't say it..." The boys, except Marcus said at the same time

Even Sheik is flatter than some of the girls, which made them feel a little better. She does look like a boy, however.

Wiz: It SHOULD be noted, however, that the forms of Sheik and Tetra are nothing more than disguises,
and abilities attributed to them would naturally be available to Zelda.

"That's true. Just because you have a disguise doesn't mean you have different abilities" Linda pointed.

Boomstick: Yeah, but why would you wanna toss tiny needles at people when you can shoot
fireballs with your mind?

With Team Paw...

"I would say the same." Marshall answered.

FEATS
Evaded Capture as Sheik for 7 years (which is impressive to the girls)
Leader of the Seven Sages
Never questioned by subjects (Blaze admires that)
Often helps finish off Ganon
Usually relies on guardians and sanctuaries

Wiz: While Zelda is clever, mystically powerful and helps battle Ganon when necessary, she repeatedly relies on the aid of others

With Mega Man...

Hearing that made Celia slightly disappointed but she couldn't blame Zelda. Sometimes, even the most capable person needs help.

Wiz: Her success at avoiding capture can be largely attributed to her guardians and sanctuaries

"At least she has her loyal subjects." Said Mega Man.

Boomstick: She is REALLY getting people to do stuff for her

Wiz: Right, she is a master manipulator. She can always convince a naive young hero to do her dirty work with little to no reward

"Link" Rock said, knowing who was the naive young hero

Now that made Celia even more dissapointed and having a feeling that the next fighter will be better

Boomstick: How many times does this guy gotta save ya? Put up already!

Naive young hero (Link): You called for a hero, princess?

Zelda: Yes. But I guess you'll have to do

"Yeah right!" Celia said dissapointed

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Peach

Wiz: At first glance, Princess Peach appears to be your standard, meek and helpless damsel-in-distress

With Team PJ...

"Please, she looks like she could kick ass if she wanted to." Said Batarina with confidence

Boomstick: And that's pretty damn accurate

"Wait... what?" Said Batarina in confusion.

"Looks like you jinxed it, sis." Armadylan joked. However, it shouldn't mean she's entirely helpless
if she's gonna fight Zelda. Let's find out.

BACKGROUND
Full Name: Princess Peach Peach Toadstool of the Mushroom Kingdom
Favors technique over power (which Blaze admires)
Classy & graceful (Celia also has traits of that)
Resourceful & athletic
Generous to a fault
Has been playable in 39 of her 57 games

Boomstick: Being a member of the Royal Toadstool Family, Peach spends most of her times getting herself kidnapped, or baking a
cakes in the kitchen like any good woman should

"Any woman does that" Catboy said

With Team Vamp...

"Our moms are an example" Poppy said with Vampirina nodding in agreement

Wiz: Despite being a wealthy princess with a royal guard more than capable of defending the castle, she has been kidnapped overa DOZEN times

With Team PJ...

"Dang, they should hire more guards or something" Aquafish said in slight amusement. Batarina also felt slightly upset that the guards aren't
protecting her enough.

With Mario...

"I have to see if I can hire more guards" Peach said, thinking that she should get more protection to her castle

Boomstick: Yet somehow, while still behind bars, she can send mail to Mario through outer space containing items and extra lives. Hey lady, next time send yourself!

With Mega Man...

X and Zero facepalmed. Marcus laughed as he remembered when he suggested they should mail themselves on their mission.

"I guess even the ones who imprison her aren't good at watching her either." Celia said in slight amusement. Everyone chuckled.

Wiz: Peach is an incredibly athletic and capable fighter. She has participated in a variety of different sports, including soccer, basketball and kart racing, and has survived every single Mario Party. And as we said before, Mario Party is no walk in the park.

The games in said "Mario Party" look dangerous.

WEAPONRY
Tennis Racket
Golf Club
Frying Pan
Turnips
-Can pluck from any location
Perry the Parasol
-Can transform to suit terrain
-Can stun enemies
Peach Bomber

Boomstick: Peach's unique array of weaponry includes a tennis racket, golf club, frying pan, and turnips, which she can pull out of her-

With Mario...

"DON'T SAY IT!" Peach shouted, knowing what Boomstick was going to say

With Mega Man...

"From where?" Marcus said confused

Wiz changed the subject quickly. Thank goodness.

Wiz: She ALSO wields Perry the Parasol, an umbrella capable of powerful strikes and magical
properties

"I love that parasol" Roll said as she looked at Peach's parasol

Boomstick: Oh, and one of her most valuable weapons is her ass!

Celia, Rouge and Poppy felt pride at that mention. Compared to the other girls, they have the most biggest and softest booty of the entire girl team. Rouge can't help but smirk every time she thinks about her and Gecko hanging out and going for a stroll. She tries to walk next to Gecko but now he tries to slow himself down a little bit so he's walking behind her and getting a nice view of her hindquarters which can be annoying but also amusing to her. No wonder he's been always hanging with her lately. Daisy has slight insecurities when her caboose is mentioned since it lacks some flesh compared to Peach's and Rosalina's. Espio and Zero couldn't help but blush at thinking of their girlfriends using their bootys as a weapon

Boomstick: She can hit someone with that thing so hard that something down their explodes

They watch Peach ram her booty into Mario which causes a massive explosion. Everyone chuckled
but Daisy still felt jealousy.

Celia saw that her fiance was blushing and then have a thought

"Hey Linda, I was thinking..." Celia said smirking while looking at Zero

"What?" Linda asked as also the others were listening

"Do you think I should do that with our enemies?" Celia said with a smirk, which eventually make Zero's blush to grow harder

"I think you shouldn't, or a lot of boys will want you more than ever" Linda answered, but then noticed that Zero was blushing red and then smirked "Especially one that is close to you"

Now that made Zero explode in a huge red blush across his face which everyone noticed

"I can see someone is already thinking that" Mega Man teased at the red android as he noticed his big red blush

"Not. A. Word!" Zero said as his face was now red as a tomato, which made everyone chuckle

"Haha! Look at his face!" Marcus said while bursting into laughter at seeing her sister's boyfriend's very red face

"I was joking, dear, I wasn't saying it seriously" Celia said as she tried to calm down her boyfriend, which made his blush dissapear a little bit

"And you fall for it!" Marcus said still laughing and everyone still chuckling

"Please don't do that again" Zero said to his girlfriend

"Sorry, you know I love to make silly on you sometimes" Celia said with her flirty tone as she kissed Zero's cheek

Okay, back to the show...

HEART POWER
Floatation
Therapy Healing Spell
Mute Spell
Sleepy Time Spell
Vibe Powers
-Joy: Wind-Powered flight
-Gloom: Increases speed, damaging tears
-Calm: Creates a healing bubble
-Rage: Invulnerability, increases weight
Mega Strike Empress Peach

Wiz: Peach also wields a form of magic called Heart Power. With it, she can float in mid-air for an
indefinite period of time, cast healing spells, and summon lambs from the sky to put her foes to sleep

Roll "D'awwed" at how cute the sheep were.

Boomstick: Don't pet that sheep, or you might wake up in a stranger's van

Roll was slightly confused at this. Mega Man and the adults felt dread at hearing it like that.

Wiz: And ever since being touched by the Vibe Scepter, she can channel her emotions into raw mystic power

The girls were kinda interested in what their own emotions would be if they also touched that scepter. However, Marcus was confused by the name

Wiz: When she rages, she becomes invulnerable, but slows her tremendously-

Boomstick/Marcus: Hold up! Touched by the WHAT NOW?!

Wiz/Celia: The Vibe Scepter.

Boomstick/Marcus: *Laughing*

Roll was really confused and didn't understand why Boomstick and Marcus were laughing about the scepter. The adult girls, on the other hand, quickly figured it out why and blushed out of sheer embarrassment by the name of it. As for the boys and Mega Man, they also figure out and glared at both Boomstick and Marcus

Wiz: 'realizes' oh... 'clears throat' but Peach can also reach her climax with-

Boomstick/Marcus: *Laughs even harder*

"What? What's so funny, Marcus? Why's he laughing about this?" Roll asked in confusion.

The girls didn't answer but blushed as red as tomatoes as the boys groaned at both pranksters.

Wiz: ...with her Mega Strike technique, Empress Peach, a kick so powerful, it splits a soccer ball into three separate ones, delivering enough force to score three times

"I bet me and Owlette would like that" Mega Man said, but also glared at Marcus as he was still laughing.

With Team PJ...

"I would like that!" Owlette said proudly

They watch Peach play some kind of hardcore version of soccer as she kicks the ball into the air with her, sprouts angel-like wings and kicks the ball into three separate ones as an anthropomorphic crocodile fails to block the balls getting into the goal.

Boomstick/Marcus: *Still laughing* STOP!I CAN'T TALK! HAHAHA!

With Mega Man...

"I swear, Boomstick." Celia said in irritation. Roll didn't really understand any of this at all.

"And also, enough laughing, Marcus!" X shouted, which made Marcus stop laughing

"Finally" Linda sighed in relief as the laughing of the pranksters stopped, but Roll still didn't understand anything

Wiz: Peach's Heart Power also naturally dispels evil magic, which is the actual reason why Bowser
always kidnaps her

"So that's the reason why" Rock said. "He just wants her Heart Power so he doesn't lose his powers."

Boomstick: Really? l always thought it was because... well...

Behind Bowser and Peach are eight young koopalings, each in different colors and accessories, which they presume to be Bowser's children. The way Boomstick just said this made them think deeply about the connection between Bowser and Peach. Everyone (except Mario and his friends) had their eyes wide open when they thought deeply about it.

"Is Peach their..." Roll said in slight shock.

"Let's hope not" Mega Man said as he shuddered. "There is no way a human like her should would have any special connection to the tyrant and his children."

With Mario...

"I hope everyone doesn't think that about me, I'm not their mother" Peach said while shuddering

"Just as you are not Bowser Jr's mother" Daisy added to her friend's comment

FEATS
Eager to assist in battle whenever she can (shows how brave she is)
Once saved Mario and Luigi from Bowser single-handedly (which really impressed all girls)
Survived every Mario Party
Can never avoid a kidnapping (Batarina and Celia facepalmed)
An awful employer
Bakes really big cakes (Vampirina and Poppy's mothers are also excellent bakers)

Wiz: Peach has assisted Mario in battle several times, once even saving him Bowser own her own

The girls felt admired that Peach saved Mario by herself. Even a meek damsel in distress can prove
she isn't entirely helpless.

Wiz: Even so, she still needs rescue on a daily basis. And her gratitude usually goes as far as a kiss and a
cake

"At least a kiss and some cake is enough to satisfy a hero." Roll said as she remembered the stories she used to read when she was recently created by Dr Light

Boomstick: What's with all these princesses not putting out?! Give it up already!

"Boomstick! Don't be rude!" The girls said in unison as the boys facepalmed

Peach: Listen everybody, let's bake a delicious cake... for Mario.

All girls "d'awed" at that scene

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Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set. Let's end this debate once and for all

Team Zelda: Team Paw, Ratchet's team, Spyro's team and Klonoa's team

Team Peach: Mario's team, Team Sonic (except Blaze), Team PJ, Team Vamp and Mega Man's team

Neutral: Blaze

Boomstick: It's time for a Death Battle!

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What surprised RWBY was the animation in the background. The background was 3D and pretty
impressive. The background were tall mountain-like hills shaped like thin rectangles that stood vertical and some had wooden bridges attached to some. They see Peach gently float down on the bridge with her parasol and Zelda appears out of thin air through her teleportation spell as the two
princesses prepare to fight (their sprites are 2D).

Roll: I really love Peach's parasol!

Owlette: Looks like the battle is about to begin

Who will be the superior damsel in distress?

Celia: Here it goes! Feather up, Peach!

FIGHT!

Peach (somehow) pulls two turnips from the bridge and throws them at Zelda who deflects them with Nayru's Love which sends them back and hits Peach in the face. Peach cries, activating her Gloom Vibe Power, creating trails of tears that turn the bridge slippery which Zelda struggles to keep her balance.

Celia: Vibe Power for the win!

Marcus: (laughs)

Linda: Marcus!

Marcus: (stops laughing)

With Zelda distracted, Peach uses Peach Bomber and knocks her back really far. Zelda teleports behind Peach and kicks her in the air, followed by Zelda throwing multiple shots of Din's Fire which knocks Peach further into the air.

Skye: Go Zelda!

Zelda kicks Peach multiple times and kicks her down towards the bridge. Before Peach could even
hit the bridge, time slowed down as Zelda teleported in front of Peach and hit with an enhanced strike that knocked her back far.

Mega Man: Ouch... that must hurt...

Chase: Looks like Zelda has this in the bag

The Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom focused and summoned a Sleepy Time Sheep which is
hurtled into the air while bleating in surprise towards The Princess of Hyrule. Zelda uses Nayru's Love to deflect the sheep and throws it back at Peach who uppercuts the sheep into the air by using Perry. The sheep rockets high into the sky.

Roll/Bridget/Cream: Poor sheep...

Zelda teleports in front of Peach... and slaps her across the face.

Peach: What the--?!

The girls were shocked and surprised at that.

Linda: Ouch...

Peach slapped Zelda back in the same manner. Both stared at each other for a few seconds and
both were now trading slaps at rapid pace until Zelda gets stunned which Peach uses a frying pan
and hits Zelda with it which causes Zelda to be knocked back across the bridge.

Mega Man: Looks like Peach won the slapping battle...

Adults (except Marcus): (chuckles)

During the whole slapping moment, Batarina, Marcus, Zuma, Demi, Clank, Popka, Yoshi and Sticks laughed how funny that was.

Batarina: How silly that was!

Zelda gets her bow and Light Arrow and prepares to fire it. Peach taps into her Rage Vibe Power and
becomes invulnerable but it slows her down a bit. Zelda fires her Light Arrow and hits Peach but it
doesn't seem to do anything to her but it did create enough force to disintegrate the bridge they
were standing on.

Roll: That was cool!

Peach uses Parry to slow her fall but is forced to dodge and weave when Zelda appeared and used
Din's Fire. Peach manage to dodge most of them but then gets hit by Zelda teleporting behind her and unable to block the fireball with her frying pan. Peach predicts where Zelda will appear in which she turns around and hits Zelda several time and knocks her away as they reach the ground.

Amy: Looks like Peach is turning the tables now...

Once they both reached the ground, they both used their magic and fully healed themselves (different sounds during the healing were heard and their respective heart meters showed). Both damsels in distress began launching their
respective projectiles, Peach with her turnips and Zelda with Din's Fire, at each other. Suddenly,
something is falling towards them at increased velocity as neither princess noticed. Before anyone
knew it, the sheep, from earlier, landed on Zelda which sends her to Dreamland.

Peach: Alright!

Bridget/Roll/Cream: Yay! The sheep's alright!

Peach makes a huge leap backwards, sprouts her Empress Peach wings, and rockets towards Zelda and kicks her in the head... which EXPLODES. Blood was splattered everywhere as Zelda's cries echoed and then... silence.

Linda: Oh my gosh...

Celia: Ouch...

Catboy and Armadylan: (turn green and run to the bathroom)

Rouge: (covers Gecko's eyes)

Peach: Did I win?

KO!

All girls cheered at the amazing fight and the boys only clapped at good episode

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Boomstick/Marcus/Mega Man/Owlette: GOOOOOAAAL!

With Mega Man...

"That's one way to start this, you two" Celia said as everyone chuckled at Mega Man and Marcus' pun

With Team PJ...

"Hahaha! Good one, Owlette!" Batarina said as she and the others chuckled and laughed at Owlette's pun

"Thank you" Owlette said, chuckling at her own pun

Wiz: Zelda's offensive arsenal is relatively limited
and predictable compared to Peach's quirky
repertoire

The teams agreed. The way Peach fights is quite confusing.

Boomstick: And while most most of Peach's attacks arne'y fatal, the mega strike, Empress Peach, gave her a leg up

The teams are now introduced to a new tool in Death Battle called the Board of Wisdom which shows lots of math and calculations in how to determine a character's physical status. Armadylan's head starts to hurt when looking at all that advanced math and calculations. As for Tails and Emily, they liked those math calculations

Wiz: See, a soccer ball is typically a kept add up to 12 psi, but since Peach's mega strike creates 2 more, it has enough force to add up to 24 pounds per square inch, or about 165,000 newtons per square meter, as 1,000 newtons can cause decapitation and 15 psi can shatter the skull, the mega strike was so over-excessive, it didn't just kill Zelda, it obliterated her.

"Guess they really did their homework." Batarina said

Boomstick: She got kicked in the face really hard and it went boom

Wiz: Yeah, in layman's terms, I guess...

Boomstick: Peach sure fleeced out in this fight

All girls, even Peach, chuckled at that pun.

Wiz: The winner is Princess Peach

With Mario...

"Alright!" Peach cheered at her victory as the others clapped at their princess' victory

With Mega Man...

"I knew Peach can win this one!" Celia cheered as she and the other girls on the room were also happy that their princess won

"Especially since she has the same booty you have, girls" Marcus joked at the adult girls

"Hey!" Linda and Celia shouted embarrased as X and Zero blushed in embarrasment too

As the trailer was on, it showed a blue metalic hedgehog and a red android on the shadows

"Zero! That was you!" Mega Man said shocked at the trailer

"Looks like you're next, my friend" X said as he patted Zero's back

"I know" Zero said with confidence

With Team Sonic...

"Was that Metal Sonic?!" Tails said shocked at the trailer

"I can't believe he is going to fight" Sonic said shocked as well

"And wasn't that the other android they mentioned in X's episode?" Amy asked confused

"That's true, he is the hunter that X fights alongside with" Sonic said knowing about the other character

"Maybe tomorrow we will figure it out" Tails said as everyone went to sleep

Tomorrow they will see new fights...