Location: Y/n's House - Uptown Creation City

Time: 12:45 PM

No POV

It was another day here at Y/n's House as both Y/n and Mario are both bored out of their minds, and they have nothing to do but watch TV and there's nothing to watch at the moment.

Y/n: (Groans) I'm bored.

Mario: Me too...I want to die.

Then we see Jeffy come in with a mouse trap as he slowly lifts up his hand and slapped his hand on the mouse trap, causing the mouse trap to snap and Jeffy began screaming in pain.

Jeffy: (Screaming in pain)

Y/n: What the? AHH! Jeffy what happened?!

Jeffy: Daddy?! There's a mouse trap on my hand?!

Mario: Why would you do that?!

Jeffy: Because I don't have any toys to play with!!! And I'm bored!

Y/n: I AM BORED TOO!!!

Mario: AND WE DON'T WANT TO BE BORED!!!

Y/n: Well, what are we supposed to do for fun then?!

Then the three of them looked at the TV to see a commercial showcasing a fun new item.

ARE YOU BORED?

NO TOYS?

BUY A DRONE!

SUPER CHEAP!

75 PAYMENTS OF $19.99!

BUY IT NOW!

Y/n: A drone eh? (Turns to Jeffy and Mario) You guys thinking what I'm thinking?

Mario: Buying a drone for the fun of it?

Jeffy: Hell yeah, daddy!

Y/n: Alright then, let's go find some rocks so I can turn them into gems to buy the drone. I mean, 75 Payments of $19.99. That's ridiculous!

Mario: I know right?

Timeskip - 35 Minutes Later

After purchasing a cool drone with all of the rock-turned-gems, the trio decided to test out the drone and since it's big enough for Jeffy to strap it onto his backpack to use as a glider to fly around the areas of Creation City. 

Y/n: Alright, Jeffy? Are you ready for liftoff?

Jeffy: Heck yeah!

Y/n: Alright here we go!

He then activated the drone and Jeffy began flying high up in the ceiling as he began screaming in terror after he is flying very high up in the ceiling.

Y/n: Jeffy are you feeling, okay?

Jeffy: No daddy! Get me down!

Y/n: Ok ok! (Tries to get Jeffy Down) Oh geez! That's not supposed to happen! (Realizes he's uses a Gameboy SP) I think I'm using a Gameboy SP to control the drone!

Jeffy: Help me, daddy! Get me down!

Y/n: Mario! Help! Jeffy is flying and won't come down!

Mario: Okie-Dokie!

Mario then ran upstairs and saw Jeffy flying high up in the air and he continued screaming in terror.

Mario: Jeffy are you ok?!

Jeffy: No no no I'm not ok, daddy!!! GET ME DOWN!!!! DO SOMETHING!!!!

Mario: Ok!

Mario then grabbed a tennis ball and threw it at Jeffy, but it was lousy shot.

Jeffy: Daddy?! What the f*** is a tennis ball gonna do?!

Y/n: Hey guys, I think I know how to work this thing!

After Y/n managed to regain control of the GB SP that is controlling the drone and managed to get Jeffy down to the ground.

Y/n: Jeffy are you okay?

Jeffy: Yeah...I think I'm alright.

Y/n: I think we should at least do a few modifications to the drone before we fly it again.

Mario: But what should we do to make our drone better?

Y/n: Hmm....I think I got an idea.

Timeskip - 30 Minutes Later

Location: An abandoned factory

Y/n: Alright guys. I did a few modifications to the drone, so Jeffy can control the drone at will, which means he can fly like one of those Tik-Tok drone piloting daredevils that I watched on my phone, so you ready for some extreme drone flying, Jeffy.

Jeffy: Hell yeah! Watch me flying this drone!

Then suddenly, Jeffy used his new wrist collars that allows him to control the drone on his back and started doing some stunts in the old, abandoned factory and both Y/n and Mario are shockingly impressed by Jeffy's amazing drone riding stunts.

Y/n: Holy shit!

Mario: That's so sick!

Y/n: Jeffy's awesome!

Mario: Hell yeah!

Jeffy: WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

But then suddenly, after Jeffy got back to the Comedic Duo, they heard an explosion nearby and saw a plane that was flying nearby and lost one of the wings as it flew down and crashed into a nearby cornfield, causing the three of them to freak out and immediately ran back home with the drone.

Location: Y/n's House

After the trio went back home, completely shocked of what they just witnessed and it's a good thing that they didn't cause the plane to lose a wing and crash into the nearby cornfield or they would be in major trouble.

Y/n: Holy shit! Did you guys see that plane crash!?

Mario: Yeah, and it was completely crazy!

Jeffy: I know, and the weirdest thing is that we're not responsible for crashing that plane. 

Y/n: Jeffy. How do you think that we're not responsible for crashing that plane?

Jeffy: Well, if I didn't have any control on that drone like what happened the last time, we tested it out, I would've crashed into the engine of that plane to make it crash. So, I'm pretty sure that it might be a bird or someone else playing around with a drone that made the plane crash.

Mario: Wow. That's actually pretty smart.

Jeffy: Yeah, I may be stupid, but I'm not always that stupid.

Y/n: Makes sense.

(Doorbell Rings)

Y/n: Uh oh. That might be the cops wondering about what happened to the plane that crashed into the cornfield. Mario and Jeffy. Stay here and I'll get the door.

Mario/Jeffy: Got it.

Y/n: Alright. 

So Y/n went over to the front door to not find the police on his door step and instead see Brooklyn T. Guy trying to cover himself up due to him being butt naked.

Y/n: What the? Brooklyn Guy? 

Brooklyn Guy: Hey buddy. Hey, do you have any clothes I can wear? Maybe some underwear at least?

Y/n: Why are you outside of my house, butt naked?

Brooklyn Guy: Look, how about we go inside and I'll explain what happened.

Y/n: Okay, I got some extra clothes for you to wear. Follow me.

Timeskip - 10 Minutes Later

After Y/n let Brooklyn Guy inside of his house and have him some extra clothes to wear as they went back to the living room for Brooklyn Guy to discuss what happened to him as he was the pilot that was controlling the plane that crashed into the nearby cornfield.

Note: Mario and Jeffy had to leave for Y/n and Brooklyn Guy to have a adult conversation of what's going on right now. 

Y/n: So let me get this straight, you were the pilot controlling the plane until something blew up one of the engines and lost one of its wings that made you crash into that cornfield? 

Brooklyn Guy: Yeah, but I did manage to land the plane safely and no one die from the crash.

Y/n: Yeah, but why does that have to do with you coming over to my house butt naked? You should be honored that you landed the plane safely and no one died after that. 

Brooklyn Guy: Yeah, but I landed the plane through a cornfield and the farmer is all pissed off after I ruined all of his corn, so he's suing me and the airlines pissed cause apparently (sarcastically) crashing a $300 Million Dollar plane and endangering the lives of 250 passengers is a big deal or something.

Y/n: Well you lost your pilot job then there has to be some other jobs you work at.

Brooklyn Guy: Oh no. I lost all of my jobs. Nobody will hire me! 

Y/n: Ayo what?! How many jobs did you lost after you lost your pilot job?! 

Brooklyn Guy: Oh you'd be surprised. I lost my police job, I lost my doctor job, I lost my plumber job, I lost my electrician job, I lost my firefighter job...

Timeskip - 4 Hours Later...

Brooklyn Guy: and I lost my hair stylist job, I lost my mailman job and I lost my pizza delivery job.

Y/n: Wow. You lost all of those jobs?! 

Brooklyn Guy: Yes! All of those jobs!

Y/n: So what are you going to do for work?

Brooklyn Guy: I don't know! No one wants to hire me! Whenever people see my face, people see plane crashes. They call me, Mr. Plane Crash Guy. That's not my name! My name is Brooklyn Guy. Mr. Plane Crash Guy is one my brothers, he died back in 2001. Unlike my troublemaker brother, Comic Relief Guy that is also acting like a man-child and always get into trouble. That's why I take my jobs very seriously.

Y/n: That makes sense, but what about your wife? She might have a job.

Brooklyn Guy: Oh no. She left me and to be honest, I actually don't feel about it cause she's very annoying and snores a lot that always gave me a hard time sleeping at night. In fact, she wouldn't be able to get a job even if she could. She wouldn't be married to someone that is associated with plane crashes. She thought I crashed that plane on purpose. And don't even bring up my ex-wife, I thought about going back to her and thinking about giving her a free gift card for a buffet, but I already knew that wouldn't work out.

Y/n: Well, if people don't want to see your face why not get a job as a telemarketer. All they got to do is hear your voice and don't have to look at you.

Brooklyn Guy: Oh no. They know my voice too. Yeah, they got the recording from the black box in the cockpit and it's all over the news. They got it on loop.

Y/n then immediately turned on the news to see what's going on as Mr. Goodwill began talking about the situation about the plane crash.

BREAKING NEWS! PLANE CARRYING 250 PASSENGERS CRASHES! AUDIO EVIDENCE FOUND!

Goodwill: Breaking news, m'kay! A plane carrying 250 passengers has crashed in the cornfield and the pilot, Brooklyn T. Guy is to blame. The reason why it is his fault, is because he was driving the plane. If I was driving a car and I crashed into something, it would be my fault. So since he was the pilot of the plane, it was his fault ladies and gentlemen. He managed to crash a plane on a sunny no cloud day like today. Here is his picture ladies and gentlemen. So make sure you shame him for all of eternity. We also managed to received some audio evidence inside of a black box in the cockpit of the conversation that the pilot was having in the cockpit of the plane that was going down. Let's take a listen.

Audio log:

Brooklyn Guy: Mayday Mayday! Tower 14! This is Doritos Loco Tango Bravo here! I'm missing my left wing and engine! We are going down! We are currently in a downward vertical spiral to a Mach 6! If anyone can get a picture that would be lit for the documentary they're gonna make on this! I'm going to alert the passengers to brace themselves for impact! (To the the passengers) Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. This is your captain speaking. If you look out the window of the left side of the plane, you will see that we don't have a f***ing wing and that's not entirely obvious, that is a problem. I'm gonna turn on some seat belt signs, even though I can already hear you guys rolling around back there. Uh, my co-pilot is in the bathroom, so that's going to be a terrible time, but don't worry, I'm going to land this plane into the cornfield nearby. Uh, let me turn on some music.

(PLAYS SOME MUSIC IN THE COCKPIT)

Brooklyn Guy: Alright, is everyone ok back there? I managed to crash the plane safely into the cornfield with one wing still intact. So please remain calm and leave the plane in a orderly fashion thought the emergency exit, thank you.

End of Audio Log.

Goodwill: Wow. I'm starting to think that there might be some more evidence to how the plane crashed and I am starting to have second thoughts about whether or not Brooklyn Guy is responsible for the crash or not. We will continue searching around the plane for any more evidence on the plane crash site to determine if Brooklyn Guy is not responsible for the plane crash. More on the story as it develops.

Brooklyn Guy: See it's not that bad. I was professional through the whole thing. I never lost my cool.

Y/n: Yeah, I believe you on that. There has to be something that blew up that engine on that plane. Maybe it could be a bird or maybe the engine was sabotaged or something to frame you. Are you sure you didn't see anything that blew up the engine? 

Brooklyn Guy: No! It was a beautiful day for flying and we were on autopilot, cruising along and the next thing I know, the engine blew up and everybody panicked!

Y/n: Well, I'm pretty sure that it wasn't me, Mario or Jeffy cause we were outside of an abandoned factory and testing out a specially designed drone and Jeffy was using it to perform some epic Drone stunts. We also made sure that the drone didn't hit any planes nearby and we all saw what happened, but we couldn't tell what cause the plane to crash in the first place. That's why we had to run all the way back home because we panicked and we would be counted as a suspect for crashing the plane.

Brooklyn Guy: Oh don't worry. I knew that it wasn't you guys that crashed the plane.

Y/n: Wait? Really?

Brooklyn Guy: Yeah, I actually watched the video on my phone on the plane while it was on autopilot before the engine blew up. So there's no way that you guys crashed that plane.

Y/n: Oh good. And you know what, I'm not gonna judge you for what happened today and it's not your fault. You can stay here for as long as you want until you get back on your feet.

Brooklyn Guy: Alright then. Do you have anything to eat cause Im hungry after rambling about my situation from the plane crash.

Y/n: Ok. Do you want some spaghetti?

Brooklyn Guy: Nah.

Y/n: Chicken wings?

Brooklyn Guy: Nope.

Y/n: How about a PB&J sandwich?

Brooklyn Guy: Yeah, I guess I can have a PB&J, but no crust though. I just feel really bad about what happened today.

Y/n: Don't worry, I'm sure they'll find out what really happened to the plane. I'll be right back.

Timeskip - 5 minutes Later.

Y/n: Ok. I got your PB&J with the crust cut off and (Sees Brooklyn Guy covered in Peanut Butter) What the hell?! What did you do to yourself?!

Brooklyn Guy: (Drunken Slur) Well you took too long and there's this weird talking pink pig that came in here with a jar of Peanut Butter and told me that covering yourself in Peanut Butter would make your skin smooth like the Creamy Peanut Butter, so I did that and I'm starting to feel weird all over. I think you should call a doctor and fix this.

Y/n: Ok! I'll go call a doctor immediately. (Talking under his breath) Dang it, PickyPiggy.

Timeskip - 5 Minutes Later...

After Brooklyn Guy covered himself in Peanut Butter, Y/n quickly called a doctor and they were expecting Dr. Healer to show up, only for some Random Guy to show up in a doctor outfit.

Random Guy: Hey there, somebody call a doctor?

Brooklyn Guy: (Drunken Slur) Hey! That's my line! And my job! 

Random Guy: Oh yeah? What are you supposed to be? A peanut butter and loser sandwich? (Wheezed Laughter)

Brooklyn Guy: (Drunken Slur) Ha ha ha. Very funny.

Y/n: So you're the new doctor huh? I was expecting Dr. Healer to show up.

Random Guy: Yeah and my name is Bronx and your friend, Dr. Healer is too busy saving lives. I got a lot of new jobs today and I'm the new doctor, cop, lawyer, firefighter, pilot...you name it. I do it!

Brooklyn Guy: (Drunken Slur) Those are all of my jobs!

Bronx: Oh yeah? (Recognized him) Hey wait a second. You're that Brooklyn Guy that crashed that plane. Good going buddy, you could've killed a lot of people there. Good thing you didn't but you could've.

Y/n: (Groans) Look buddy. The reason why I called you here is because he covered himself all over in peanut butter and I think he's allergic to peanut butter.

Bronx: Oh yeah? He's allergic to peanut butter? You sure about that? He got it all over his body. I'm pretty sure that he be dead by now if he's allergic to peanut butter.

Y/n: I'm starting to think you have something to do with the plane crash, so you can have all of his jobs.

Bronx: Oh yeah, what proof do you have that would make me a suspect then?

Y/n: Well Brooklyn Guy didn't know what made the plane crash and he managed to safely crash the plane without any of the passengers seriously injured and killed.

Brooklyn Guy: (Normal Voice) Ok. I'm not actually allergic to peanut butter. I just wanted to see who took my jobs and it has to be my highschool rival, Bronx.

Y/n: Yeah, I figured you would do something like that and I was wondering who took your jobs as well and he's a real jerk and a douchbag in my opinion.

Bronx: Hey, watch that tongue of yours buddy or I'm gonna have to arrest you since I'm a cop now.

Y/n: I'll like to see that hold up on court, ya bonehead!

Brooklyn Guy: Yeah, F*** you!

Bronx: Oh yeah, up yours buddy!

Brooklyn Guy: Oh yeah?! You want me to give you a peanut butter and knuckle sandwich?!

Bronx: I would but I afraid to get some diaper on me, ya big Brooklyn Baby!

Brooklyn Guy: Look I'm having a very rough day and I'm not even wearing a diaper, ya bozo!

Bronx: Oh really? I couldn't tell by all of the peanut butter and bread on your face, ya mook!

Brooklyn Guy: How about you come over here and say it to my face!

Bronx: Oh yeah, do you think I'm scared of you?!

They both continued to argue with each other until Y/n had to break then apart because he had enough of that nonsense.

Y/n: Ok that's enough! You better get the f*** out of my house or I'm gonna knock you out and bury you alive deeper than the Queen of England!!! Get out!

Bronx: Alright then. I don't want to be here with this lamo anyway! I better not catch you two at my side of town! You're getting the bill in the mail! (Leaves)

Y/n: (Yells Out) I'm not paying for that you know. (Turns to Brooklyn Guy) Sorry that you had to see that.

Brooklyn Guy: Nah, it's no big deal. I think I'll go clean all of this peanut butter off me. Man what a dick am I right?

Y/n: Yeah and I still think that he has something to do with that plane crash that made ruin your life.

Brooklyn Guy: Yeah, I figured he would do something like that just to get all of my jobs that I worked really hard back at highschool and I bet he was really jealous of me achieving that goal and he would do anything to make my life a living hell. He's just as worse as one of my other brothers, Over-Inflated Ego Guy.

Y/n: Well, let's watch the news and see if they have more leads on the plane crash mystery.

Y/n then turns on the TV and see what's on the news right now and it looks like they found out what caused the plane to crash and framed Brooklyn Guy for the problem.

BREAKING NEWS! DRONE CAUSES PLANE CRASH NOT PILOT!

Goodwill: Breaking News, m'kay! A new update on the plane crash situation. The pilot, Brooklyn T. Guy is not to blame. We have new information developing that a drone was flown into the plane's jet turbine, which caused the wing to come the f*** off. Science is truly amazing, ladies and gentlemen. So the new person to blame is his highschool rival, Bronx and it turns out that he wanted to frame Brooklyn for the plane crash, just so he can take all of his jobs that he was fired from to stroke his own ego and fill up his bank account. He's the one who purchased the drone and registered into his name. If you are watching this Brooklyn Guy, we apologize for what happened after the plane crash and your name will be cleared and Bronx will be responsible for causing the plane crash.

Then Y/n and Brooklyn Guy slowly looked at each other before Brooklyn Guy was the first one to speak.

Brooklyn Guy: So it looks like you were right about him and he did all of this just to get my jobs because of how jealous he became back at highschool.

Y/n: Yeah and he literally crashed that drone into the plane, and ruined your life. So it looks like you're not the bad guy anymore, but that guy still has your jobs and we need to teach that jerk a lesson.

Brooklyn Guy: Hmmm...I got an idea...could you order a pizza for me?

Y/n: Oh sure. I'll go grab my phone and my trusty bat.

Brooklyn Guy: Ok, I'll go wash off all of this peanut butter off me while you go do that.

Y/n: Don't worry, I'll make sure that jerk gets what he deserves.

Brooklyn Guy: Alright then. Do you know where the bathroom's at? 

Y/n: The bathroom is down the hallway, third door on the left.

Brooklyn Guy: Ok thanks.

Timeskip: 30 Minutes Later

After Y/n called for a large pepperoni pizza while Brooklyn Guy is taking a shower, Bronx came over to Y/n's house with a large pepperoni pizza as he rang the doorbell and the door opened with Y/n calling out for him to walk right in.

Y/n: (Sing-song Voice) Come in~

Bronx: Ok.

Then as Bronx walked into the house, Y/n hiding behind the door with his trusty metal bat with the words, "I got ya, broski" on it as he readied himself to bonk him on the head to knock him out.

Bronx: Uh, I got a large pepperoni pizza.

BONK!

Then after he is knocked out and now dead after the blow to the head, Y/n and Brooklyn Guy started stuffing his mouth with so many pizza slices and placed his body in the pizza box as they both laughed at his humiliated defeat.

Y/n: (Laughs) Pizza Face! Not so "Peppy-roni" now, are ya?

Brooklyn Guy: (Laughs) Yeah! (Slams the lid hard on him) Yeah there's not "mushroom" in there, is there?

Y/n: (Laughs) Yeah! I hope you like your pizza, (readies bat) "hand-tossed!

Brooklyn Guy then grabbed the pizza box and threw it at Y/n as it hit it with his bat, laughing all the way.

Y/n: Now that he's gone. You can get back to work. 

Brooklyn Guy: Yeah thanks man. I owe you big time. I'm gonna go home now.

Y/n: Ok. Have a good night man. (Turns to the now dead Bronx) And stay out of our town, you jobless deadbeat! 

Timeskip: 1 Week Later

It's been a week since the Drone Incident and Brooklyn Guy's life is back to normal and Bronx is now being hated for the rest of his life since he was responsible for causing the plane to crash just to take all of his jobs, thanks to Y/n helping him out and Brooklyn Guy owes him and his friends big time for stopping his old highschool rival.

Then Y/n heard the doorbell ring and opened it up to see Brooklyn Guy in his police officer outfit, meaning that he got every single one of his jobs back after his name was cleared from the Drone Incident.

Y/n: Oh yeah, Brooklyn Guy. Good to see you back on your feet.

Brooklyn Guy: Yeah and I got all of my jobs back thanks to you and I owe you big time for helping me out. Also, my ex-wife Karen didn't come back to me which is great since she only came back for Comic Relief Guy, which is also great. But that means I'll have to start finding a girlfriend, which shouldn't be too hard. 

Y/n: Yeah and I'm glad we got rid of that guy that crash that plane with that drone that he brought in his name.

Brooklyn Guy: Yep and I'm glad he's gone for good. And since we're best buds now, in case you need any help with any problem like if you need a doctor, a lawyer or a fireman, I'll be happy to help you guys out.

Y/n: Well, I will appreciate that in case we need any help.

Brooklyn Guy: Yeah (Turns to the reader) Hey you, reading this chapter in this book. Don't fly drones into planes and use them responsibly.

Y/n: (Turns to the reader) Also don't kill anyone with a pizza unless it's someone that deserves to be punished for their  actions like how that guy crashed the plane with that drone. See ya next time everyone.

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