SMG5 Movie: SMG3 the Babysitter
Story Idea and Electro-Slice by pickychut-the-doll from DeviantArt
Location: The SMG4 Castle - The Showgrounds
No POV
One day at the Showgrounds, we see Y/n is getting ready to go to the supermarket to get a few things, but he needs someone to watch over one of the members of the gang that can be a real handful that can cause a lot of trouble if let alone or try to make her angry. It's one of the more dangerous dolls that joined Y/n and the gang after the events of what happened in an alternate timeline where all the evil dolls took over Earth that was under the rule of the Dark Bosses and her name is Electro-Slice, one of Dr. Kikky's creations that treated her like his own daughter.
Right now, just before Y/n was about to leave to go to the supermarket, he went over to the gang to let them know that he's going out to buy a few things and needs someone to watch over Electro-Slice while he's gone.
Y/n: Ok guys! I'm gonna be heading to the supermarket to buy stuff for all of you like Mario's spaghetti, but I can't bring you guys, because every time I do, I always get banned from the market, which causes me to shop at another store, ok? But I can't let Electro-Slice go with me, she sometimes causes trouble, especially when you bring her outside, so I need a babysitter to take care of her while I'm out! Got it gang?
Mario: Ok, but who's going to take care of her?
Y/n took a good look at the gang to see who can take care of Electro-Slice
Y/n: (Looks at the gang) Hmmm... Eenie Meenie Miney Moe when I choose one person to take care of ES, I would choose....SMG3!
SMG3: What?! I'm not gonna take care of some- (Pauses for a moment and starts thinking) Hmm...If I take of ES, the gang will see me as a cool guy! And I would be respected! (Stops thinking) Sure! I'll take care of her!
Y/n: Are you sure? I know she can get a little...insane and rough, if you know what I mean.
SMG3: Yeah! I'm a professional babysitter and I even went to space and put a flag on the moon! (Writes down fake business cards about his so-called Babysitting service and gives them to Y/n)
Y/n: Hmm...(Reads) professional coffee maker, great basketball player in the world, great at poetry, world's greatest babysitter (Stops reading) Wow, I hate to say this! But you're right! And before I go! (Gives SMG3 a list) Here's an entire list of should and shouldn't if you want to take care of ES better! See ya!
SMG3: (Looks at the list) What does he think I am? Five? (Throws away the list) I don't need a boring stupid list to make me better at babysitting! I know what I'm doing! (Grabs ES)
ES: (Bites SMG3)
SMG3: OW! Bad Girl!
Meggy: SMG3, I think you need that list, what if it's important? (Grabs list) I'll be keeping this list until you change your mind! Got it?
SMG3: Nah! I'm gonna go and watch TV! Maybe it would put a smile on her Face, even though we never saw her smile before! She's always like this!
He then walks to the TV room to watch some TV with Electro-Slice, not even realizing of what kind of chaos that he's about to unleash as he sees the girls, Bloody Bunny, Mumu, Tari and Saiko watching My Little Pony on the Television.
SMG3: Hey, what are you doing?
Bloody Bunny: Watching My little pony, because it's movie night! And Mumu won and suggested that show!
Tari: Hey look! They are showing the bunny!
Mumu: I wanna see!
Saiko: (Sighs) We have been watching this for 7 hours straight.
SMG3: Oh, maybe ES can watch TV with you! Right ES?
ES: (Smashes TV)
Without warning, Electro-Slice smashed the TV to pieces without mercy, shocking the gang of what she just did to the TV.
Tari: The TV!
Bloody Bunny: Hey! We were watching that!
Saiko: What is wrong with you?!
Meggy: I heard someone smashed something, what happened?
Mumu: ES Smashed the TV! We were watching My little pony!!!
Meggy: (Looks at SMG3 in anger) SMG3!
SMG3: What?
Meggy: Listen to me! According to this list! You shouldn't let ES watch cutesy stuff like My little pony and now look what she did to the TV!
She tries to show SMG3 what he did wrong, but he refused to admit that he's wrong as he continues to believe that he's the best babysitter ever.
SMG3: Like I said Meggy, I'm a professional babysitter! I know what I'm doing! I'm gonna take ES to the kitchen to get something to eat!
He then brings ES to the kitchen to see SMG4, Ember, Bob and Boopkins baking the most delicious cake in the entire multiverse, which they worked really hard to make for Y/n after all the heroic deeds that he did for them. They are just about finished, but only need to put in one last piece to finish this beloved masterpiece.
SMG3: Hey guys! That's a very delicious cake you baked here!
Ember: Yeah, it's the most delicious and perfect cake in the entire multiverse! We been making it for 2 months! And we finally finished it, but we need one decoration to finish it! This cake is so delicious that people want it so badly!
SMG4: Ok! I finish the last decoration; all we do is putting it on top of the cake!
Bob: And look at this last decoration! It's the SMG5 logo!
SMG3: I wonder what this cake is for.
Boopkins: Maybe we'll find out!
Bob: (Sees the cake is gone) Holy cockroach in a pizza box, someone stolen the cake!
Boopkins: What!? If someone eats it, we wouldn't get to use the cake in a special SMG5 episode or chapter!
Then they frantically started looking for the cake that mysteriously disappeared without a trace as they worked on that cake for two whole months to make as they need to find it before all of that worked that they did on that cake is all for nothing.
SMG4: (Searches in the fridge) Where is it?! Where's is it?! We worked so hard on it!
Ember: Guys! Look! I found the cake!
They looked to see who stole the cake, which turned out to be Electro-Slice as she is about to eat the delicious cake that two months to make as the boys threatened Electro-Slice to give the cake back and not even make a single cake.
Ember: Don't you even dare thinking out it!
ES: ....
SMG4: If you eat it! I'll destroy you in every way possible.
ES: .... (Eats a piece from the cake)
The shock of her eating a piece of the cake has greatly shocked the gang of what she just did that ruined 2 months' work on that cake.
Boopkins: Nooooo!
SMG4: (Homer voice) Noooooooooooo!
Ember: The cake! You ate it you monster!
Bob: (Angry) Someone get the shotgun, I'm gonna put her out of her misery!
SMG3: Don't you do it! Y/n needs ES for another occasions! Like battles and fights and death!
Meggy: Hey! Why is there an eaten cake?
SMG4: ES ate our cake! We worked on it for 2 months! It was supposed to be special for Y/n and she ruined all our hard work on that cake!
Meggy: Well, according to the list! You can't let ES have something sweet like this cake you made!
SMG3: Since kitchen is a bad idea! I'm gonna take ES to spend time with Jeffy!
Meggy: SMG3 don't-and he's gone.
Without admitting defeat, SMG3 took Electro-Slice to play with Jeffy in his room, but things are about to go from bad to worse from here.
SMG3: Hey Jeffy!
Jeffy: Hey, Uncle, 3! What doing?
SMG3: Babysitting ES!
Jeffy: Oh...I bet you came here to listen to my music!
He started plays his cat piano very badly, which greatly annoys Electro-Slice so much that she smashed the cat piano to pieces with a hammer.
Jeffy: (Screams) You destroyed my cat piano! You want to throw hands! I'll do it!
Jeffy tried to fight Electro-Slice, but he ended getting thrown out the window by Electro-Slice, which shocked SMG3 of what she just did.
SMG3: ES! Why would you destroy Jeffy's cat piano and thrown him out the window?!
Then surprisingly, Meggy came into the room with the list that has a rule about Jeffy's cat piano that would really annoy Electro-Slice!
Meggy: it's because it's on the list! You can't make ES listen to dumb stuff like a cat piano
ES: ... (Flips the bird and blows raspberry and pushes an anvil off the window, hitting Jeffy in the head, which didn't hurt since he is wearing a helmet over his head)
Jeffy: OW! Where Did the Hell she got that anvil from!?
Then she covered Jeffy with oil as she is about to light him on fire for annoying her with the cat piano that Jeffy played horribly.
Jeffy: Someone helps me! She's covering me in Oil! I don't know where she got it from, and she got a lighter fluid! And (Screams) Someone help me! I'm on fire!
SMG3: (Sighs) I'll take ES to the park to relax while YOU! Stay and get Dr. Healer to help you extinguish the fire on Jeffy! Got it! (Grabs ES) jeez electro slice, what got you in a bad mood?
So, SMG3 took Electro-Slice to the park as a way to get her to calm down and behave while Dr. Healer comes over to the castle to help out Jeffy with his injuries from Electro-Slice, but things are gonna become much worse than before.
SMG3: Ok! Since the park at Creation City is relaxing, nothing bad can happen- (Sees Electro-Slices licking a lollipop) Where did you get that lollipop from?!
ES: (Points at an injured Cory in a trash can) ....
SMG3: (Gasps)
He then tries to hide the evidence, but Karen had already found him in the act.
SMG3: Why do you always find me!?
Karen then went into rage mode and beat the literal crap out of SMG3 as he went over to Electro-Slice all wrapped up in bandages and all battered and bruised from getting beaten to a bloody pulp by Karen as SMG3 is not happy by Electro-Slices' bad behavior, despite of him not even reading the listen that Y/n gave him when he is hired to babysit Electro-Slice.
SMG3: Listen! I'm gonna go to the candy store to buy candy! You stand here and touch nothing!
He then leaves to the candy store that is just a few blocks away to go by some candy for Electro-Slice and told her to stand right where she is and not do anything until he comes back, which did not last long as Frankie the Toad was walking by to make the situation even worse.
ES: ... (Sees Frankie the Toad nearby)
Frankie: Hi there!
Electro-Slice then grabs Frankie and threw him into the candy store with such brute force.
Frankie: Weeeee! I'm flying!
He then hits the candy store, causing a hug explosion with all the candy to coming out in the process, resulting in a whole bunch of kids heading straight towards the candy for themselves like a stampede of bulls that are all doped up on crack.
Kids: FREE CANDY! Five-second Rule!
So, all the children rushed to the candy store and starts eating all the candy in the store until Homer Simpson came by and started pushing and shoving the kids out of the way to grab himself some candy for himself.
Homer Simpson: Out of my way! Big boys coming! (Pushes and shoves the children away and eats the candy)
Then after Frankie somehow survived the outcome, he found himself on the road, not even bothering to look for any incoming traffic that can ran him over like a pancake.
Frankie: Haha! I'm in the road!
Then without warning, we see Brooklyn Guy and Officer Hal Monitor chasing after Lifty and Shifty that robbed a bank in Downtown Creation City.
Brooklyn Guy: Pull over! We almost got you Lifty and shifty!
Hal Monitor: Hey, watch out for that child!
Brooklyn Guy: (Screams and crashes the police car into the building)
The result of Frankie being on the road, caused the police car to crash into a nearby building in the process.
Doggy: (On radio) Brooklyn Guy! We need you! The roadblock failed and those two raccoons almost reached to Cuba!
Brooklyn Guy: Not on my watch! Mr. Monitor! Get the special forces!
Hal Monitor: (Grabs Brooklyn Guy and puts him on a goat and places banana in Brooklyn Guy's mouth) Get on the magic goat and play the banana! (Slaps goat and the goat runs away) At least things can't get any worse! (The police care explodes) Shouldn't have said that.
Wario: Hahahaha! What a lovely day to make things rotten!
Unfortunately for Wario, he suddenly gets hit by a tire from a police car and the tire knocks out all of Wario's teeth in the process.
Wario: (Screams) My teeth!
Then without warning, one of wario's teeth that headed straight towards Goodman, who insists driving his Lambo as one of Wario's teeth hits the windshield of his Lambo causing him to crash his car into the bomb factory and it explodes upon impact, thus sending Frankie into the sky and land on the supermarket with everything calm and relax, with Y/n managed to get all the groceries he wanted to buy, but has to get past the self-service aisle, due to the machine being an absolute butt.
Y/n: (Sighs and scans the can of spaghetti)
Machine: Scan a little faster.
Y/n: I already did you stupid machine! (Scans again 10x)
Machine: Scan successful!
Y/n: Yes!
Machine: Item unregistered and unrecognized.
Y/n: (Screams and throws away can and stars punching the machine)
Frankie: (Lands on the machine)
Y/n: Hh good! The machines destroyed, now I have to go and check if everyone is still in line! It's gonna take me hours to leave this mall! I got somewhere else to be you know! I wonder how is SMG3 doing? I hope he does better, he's not gonna believe what happened with me at the supermarket today after today.
Meanwhile with SMG3...
SMG3: I'm back-Oh my God! What happened to the city?
ES: .... (Pulls out a Rambleberry out of nowhere)
SMG3: Electro-Slice...where did you get that Rambleberry?
Electro-Slice ignored SMG3 and took a big bite out of the Rambleberry, resulting in unleashing something big and bad after taking the bite out of the Rambleberry.
Meanwhile at the house, it shows Rambley who is sleeping peacefully in his room but wakes up after hearing a sound of someone eating his precious Rambleberries.
Rambley: (Sleeping peacefully but stops after hearing a bite sound) Huh...? I wonder what's-Wait! It can't be! Could it be....? My....Rambleberries!
Then without thinking twice, Rambley quickly got out of the bed and then bursts through the door and heads to the fridge to check to see if any of his precious Rambleberries are taken and eaten without his knowledge.
Rambley: (Opens fridge) No no no! This can't be true! Rambleberries! Where is it? Where is it? (Gasps) Where is my RAMBLEBERRIES!?
Then SMG4 walked by and told Rambley, who actually took his Rambleberries that will eventually send Rambley into insanity.
SMG4: I bet ES took it and ate it just like the cake!
Rambley then starts to laugh like a maniac, creeping everybody out of his sudden behavior.
Ember: You're creeping us out, Rambley. Calm down, bro!
Rambley: (Screams) SHE'S GONNA DIE!!!
He then gets on the tank and drove off to find Electro-Slice as we go back to the park to see SMG3 trying to take the Rambleberry from Electro-Slice before something bad is going to happen next.
SMG3: Give it back! (Hears something nearby) Hold that thought bro! Did you hear that?
Then without warning, Rambley appeared in the scene with the tank no less to find the person who took his Rambleberries.
Rambley: (Appears) Who Took my RAMBLEBERRIES!!!
ES: (Points at SMG3)
SMG3: What!?
Rambley: You think you can get away with it! Don't you! (Shoots tank at SMG3) Nobody has EVER! Get away eating my Rambleberries!
SMG3: (Screams in terror)
ES: ....
SMG3 then runs away in terror, leaving Electro-Slice to see SMG3 run away like a coward before she got trapped in a cage by Rambley.
Rambley: (Pulls out a cage and places ES in it) There!
Then SMG3 came back confused to what just happened, before he got angry at Electro-Slice for what she did that got him in trouble more than a couple of times on the same day.
SMG3: (Turns his confusing into angry) THATS IT!!!
He then grabs ES and plans to hijack a lady's car to get back home after Electro-Slice caused a lot of trouble today.
SMG3: We are going Home!
Lady: (Panics like a little girl) What are you doing?
SMG3: Driving back to the house!
Lady: You do know, that now that you've kidnapped me, I expect to be married and I want 2.5 kids, and a two-story house on the west side, and your gonna have to find yourself a well-paying job because I know you don't expect me to work. And don't use the excuse "Oh, I'm a caveman. I don't belong in this time." Uh-uh. I ain't having that. And also, brush your hair.
SMG3 soon couldn't take it anymore from that woman as he let out an angry scream and crashes the car into an ice cream truck before getting out while grabbing Electro-Slice and gets out of the car and runs away to avoid getting caught and arrested by the cops until he arrives back at the castle.
SMG3: (Yells at Electro-Slice) Listen here you stupid little Doll! You humiliated me in front of everyone! And injured a lot of people at the city! And destroyed public property! Now that you done that to a professional babysitter like me! Your punishment is you're gonna be locked up in the bathroom with Shrek! Plus, Rambley gave you a critter cuff, it's not just any ordinary critter cuff, it restrains your powers!
Meggy: Are you sure you know what you're doing? Because according to rule 463838: You're not allowed to restrain Electro slice's powers!
SMG3: Like I said....IM A PROFESSIONAL BABYSITTER!!!
He then throws Electro-Slice into the bathroom and locks the door, before she realized that Shrek is in the bathroom and he's taking a bath on the bathtub.
Shrek: Hi there blue donkey!
ES: ....(Faces palms at the sight of Shrek)
Shrek: now that you're here, I finally got someone to talk about to pass the time! You see, Lord Farquaad has destroyed the cheesecake factory, and I was like! DONKEY! We need to stop him! And Mario said No! Plus, baby junior is at kindergarten, and Pinocchio is busy at the kitchen with Ember, Gingy and Bob! And the girls are watching TV and the great thing about being in the bathtub is that you can use your hands as toilet paper.
ES: ....(Gets a little frustrated and annoyed by Shrek before grabbing the Critter Cuff on her wrist and rips it off and then growls angerly)
Shrek: And orange Donkey said that Donkey left to buy stuff for us! I hope he brings cheesecake-(Gets punched in the face) DONKEY! Why did you do that!?
Electro-Slice then grabs Shrek and beats him up mercilessly and kicks Shrek out of the bathroom door and gets out of the bathroom and throws Shrek at the wall of the bathroom in the process. Then we cut back to SMG3 sitting on the red couch and watches TV as he had enough of Electro-Slice causing more trouble. Meggy on the other hand is not happy with SMG3 not following the rules on the list of taking care of Electro-Slice.
Meggy: SMG3, if you don't follow the rules in this list, it's gonna cause ES to kill us and everyone!
SMG3: It's not that big of a deal!
Meggy: Your LIVE Is a BIG DEAL! OUR LIVES ARE BIG DEALS!!!
SMG3: Listen! I'm a babysitter and I know what I'm doing! She's locked up in the bathroom! What can go wrong?
Shrek: (Crawls) Donkey...help me....
SMG3: (Shocked) Shrek! What happened!
Shrek: Blue donkey beaten me up and escaped the bathroom and now she's destroying the house!
Meggy: What!?
SMG4: (Screams in terror)
Meggy: That sounded like SMG4!
SMG4: Someone stop her! She's destroying everything!
SMG3: Let me do this! (Walks over to Electro-Slice) Here little doll! I'm not gonna-
ES: (Bites SMG3's arm)
SMG3: (Mike Wazowski Scream) Why are you so ferocious!?
Meggy: Of course she is ferocious! She's Electro Slice, nothing can stop her or beat her or kill her! She's just like tricky the clown!
SMG3: Dr. Healer, what's going on!
Dr. Healer: It seems ES's powers is getting stronger! And she's going to destroy the house if she doesn't stop going on a rampage!
SMG3: Come on! I'm a professional babysitter! I don't need a list!
All: (Shocked) WHAT!? You didn't used the list!?
Meggy: I told you so!
Dr. Healer: SMG3, you dummkopf! You have messed with the natural (skin on his face rips off) ORDER!!!!!!!
He then let's go of the door he's holding onto and gets beaten up to death by Electro-Slice.
SMG4: Dr. Healer! NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jeffy: Uncle 3! How do we stop this?
SMG3: I don't know!
Meggy: I know! (Reads list) It says right here in case of her going on a rampage, there's a comfort plushie that makes ES calm down! Mario! You were in charge of hiding it! Where did you put it?!
Mario: In the basement with Marty to protect them, along with the other plushies Y/n bought and put them in it because it didn't work on ES.
SMG3: Alright! You guys go and keep her busy! I'll go to the basement to find the plushie!
Meggy: It's going to be tough but she's gonna have a battle that is legendary!
Mario: Mario can't transform into Devil Mario! Mario is too scared to die!
Meggy: Come on Red! You may be scared but with your powers you can save the day!
Luigi: Yeah, you can do it bro!
Demoman: Yeah! You're doing good lad!
Meggy: You heard them! What's your name?!
Mario: I....Am....(Transform into devil Mario in a dragon ball Z style transformation) MARIO!
Luigi: Yeah, and we can beat what's evil and bad! (Rips shirt off to show off his muscles) Time for me to show this doll who's boss!
Meggy: Then let's teach her some manners! And rules!
Then while the gang is busy keeping Electro-Slice at bay, SMG3 headed straight down into the basement to find that plushie that Meggy mentioned that is enough to calm Electro-Slice down from her bloody rampage she's having right now.
SMG3: (Opens basement) How many plushies did Y/n bought? Hundreds? Nevermind! Plushie! Plushie! (Searches though the plushies)
SMG3: (Sees plushie) Found it! (Grabs it and screams and stops when seeing Marty behind the plushies) Oh hi Marty! I need to borrow this plushie ok!?
He then immediately runs out of the basement and heads to the living room to give the plushie to Electro-Slice to stop her bloody rampage.
Mario: (Grabs ES) Ha! Now you're gonna get a beating of- (Gets kicked in the nuts and screams in pain)
Ember: How is she doing this? It's like she can't be beaten at all.
Ember tries to punch Electro-Slice, but gets his hand grabbed by Electro-Slice and crushes it with such brute force.
Ember: Ack! My hand!
Electro-Slice then kicks Ember in ribcage and shatters it in the process.
Meggy: Ember!
Ember: I...think she broke my hand...and my rib cage...(Faints)
Mario: (Pulls out sword) SMG3! Where are you with that comfort doll?!
SMG3: I'm here!
Rambley: Hurry up and give it to her! We don't know how long we can hold her back!
SMG3 then took a deep breath and throws the plushie over to Electro-Slice, which she immediately grabs then Plushie she really liked and suddenly gotten a little sleepy and instantly falls asleep on the floor.
Mario: (Lets out a sigh of relief then grabs a blanket and places it on ES) There!
SMG3: We saved the castle, but we need to keep it up before Y/n gets back from shopping!
SMG4: Don't worry! I know how to fix this!
He then pulls out a meme vacuum and starts cleaning the house with Dr. Healer getting out of the rubble of the castle and healed his wounds instantly.
Dr. Healer: I'm back! Let's get cleaning right away before Y/n comes back!
Timeskip - 3 Hours Later
Then 3 hours later, the gang was able to fix and repair all of the damage that Electro-Slice made to the castle, and the gang suddenly heard the doorbell ring meaning Y/n is back from shopping at the mall.
SMG3: He's here! Everybody just play it cool and I'll handle the situation. (Opens door) Hi how are you?!
Y/n: Terrible...I been shopping for hours, and they banned me again for public property and they still let me buy the food...and here's your spaghetti with free tomato sauce, Mario!
Mario: (Link voice) oh boy!
Y/n: And some memes for SMG4
SMG4: Sweet!
Y/n: Then I got some Jumper cables for the animatronics!
The Animatronics: Nice!
Y/n: Then I got some Ink for Bendy, Meggy and Ember!
Bendy, Meggy, Ember: Cool!
Y/n: Then I got some Rambleberries for Rambely and some Sara Lee Cheesecake for Rambley and Shrek.
Rambley: Sweet!
Shrek: Thank you creative donkey!
Y/n: Then I got Luigi some dumbells for his work-out sessions and some gardening tools for his garden.
Luigi: Thanks, Y/n.
Y/n: Then I got a new game for Tari, a brand-new guitar for Saiko, some anime for Bob and Boopkins, a new frog chair for Melony, some candy for Chub-Chub and a bunch of other stuff for everyone else.
Everyone: Thanks Y/n!
Y/n: No problem, also, SMG3, you were right, you are a professional babysitter, gotta say, even though you're sometimes a jerk, but you're a cool guy!
SMG3: (Gasps) Thanks! And I could've done if someone was able to have convinced me to why I should use the list!
Y/n: Hey I got an idea! When I'm out! I want you to take care of my kids and my pets, you can do it if you want-
SMG3: No! I'm not gonna babysitter your other crazy kids or your kookie pets, do you know how hard it is to take care of ES, I don't understand why or how you always deal with her!
He then goes back to his coffee shop and goes inside his room, not wanting to deal with that noise ever again after all of that trouble he went through to deal with Electro-Slice for a whole entire day.
Y/n: (Looks at the 4th wall) What was all that about?
We have no idea.
SMG5 Question: If you were hired to babysit Electro-Slice, would you follow the rules on the list or do it without the list?
THE END
Bạn đang đọc truyện trên: AzTruyen.Top