#1 You like cats and dogs. Together in a fight.

#2 You laugh when it bites you. "EW MUMMY IT TICKEELLLZZ!"

#3 You made a movie about Star Wars Cats

#4 The curiosity actually killed the cat. You are the curiosity. (*cough* ugly *cough*)

#5 The cat thinks you crapping on the toilet is a movie.

Hm.