A/N: Overdue, I know. Sorry. I'd say you're free to kill me but then who would continue this story? ;)
-Hugs and kisses (and more apologies for the lateness of this chapter) WPP xoxox

Sheriarty Texts Part 2

[Thurs 22 May, 23:54]

Two months. I've ignored you for two months and you don't even seem affected.. -JM

I'm not affected, that's why -SH

I don't get you. You take me on a date, you kiss me and then ignore me? -JM

Oh, Jim, you can't believe I actually liked you, can you? Surely you know you're not the only one you likes to mess with people. -SH

No, you're lying. You told me. You said you felt the same way -JM

An act, Jim. -SH

Why can't we be together? Why are you acting this way? I know you weren't acting when you said you cared for me. -JM

Then you're too gullible. It was all lies -SH

No, there's something. Something holding you back. What is it? -JM

Nothing is holding me back. I simply don't like you -SH

Are you scared? -JM

No. -SH

Inexperienced? -JM

No. -SH

Are you worried about your little pet disapproving? -JM

No. -SH

Your brother? -JM

My brother can disapprove of what he likes. I don't care about his opinions. Just accept that I DON'T like you Jim. -SH

The fact you haven't started ignoring me says otherwise -JM

I'm not ignoring you because I want you to understand that you need to go away and get over me -SH

Why the hell take me on a date if you don't like me? -JM

To mess with you. I was bored -SH

BS. You had a case at the time and paused your detective work to go on the date! -JM

Fine. Want the truth? -SH

Please. -JM

I felt nothing when we kissed. Nothing. I've felt more kissing one night stands -SH

... You're lying -JM

I'm not -SH

There's no way you kissed me like that and felt nothing -JM

Not a thing was felt. -SH

No. Stop it. You're lying. -JM

I don't feel that way Jim. Kissing, sentiment and all that lark is of no appeal. I'm not capable of feeling -SH

Stop lying. You are bloody capable. You're just scared, that's what this is. You're scared to fall in love! -JM

Love? Don't be childish, James. As if I'd fall in love with you -SH

STOP! -JM

JUST STOP. -JM

I know you're capable. Scared, Sherlock, that's all you are. -JM

[20 Minutes Later] Don't you dare go back to ignoring me. -JM

You know, even I deserve better then this denial. I'm done with you, Sherlock. When you come crawling to me, having grown a spine, don't expect me to still care. You're not the only one capable of blocking out emotions -JM

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[Fri 13 Jun, 12:32]

Sherlock.. Care to explain why Moriarty just walked out of your room in your bathrobe and is making tea? -JW

Not really. No. -SH

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[Fri 13 Jun, 12:45]

Where are you darling? John's giving me odd looks. -JM x

Don't call me darling. -SH

Where are you, though? -JM x

Out. -SH

Where? -JM x

Get out of my flat. -SH

Funny. -JM x

Not a joke. -SH

No. Don't start this again. You promise last night that you wouldn't do this. -JM x

Haven't you learnt by now that I lie? -SH

I'm staying. -JM x

Don't expect me to acknowledge you. -SH

Fine. -JM x

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[Fri 20 Jun, 12:19]

It's been a week of you ignoring me and me buying milk for you. I'm boooored. -JM x

Bored. -JM x

Bored. -JM x

Bored. -JM x

Bored. -JM x

Bored. -JM x

BORED, -JM x

*. -JM x

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[Sat 21 Jun, 13:28]

Welcome, everyone! Welcome to our new show. We call is Silent Sherlock. Sherlock Holmes and Jim Moriarty are shacked up. They've done the naughty and they've even exchanged a few heartfelt comments about feeling. And yet, Sherlock seems to have decided to be a total dickhead and ignore the one he's made for. We know! We don't get it either! So stay tuned for upcoming reports on life in 221B Baker Street. -JM x (What do you think, Sher? Suits us right?)

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[Sun 22 Jun, 03:01]

Start of Day 8. Sherlock is still ignoring his guest. How long will the silence continue? Stay tuned to find out, folks. Anything could happen. -JM x

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[Sun 22 Jun, 12:28]

And Jim buys another four pints of milk. Sherlock is still pretending his guest isn't there, although seems content in using the milk brought by said guest. Stay tuned folks, action may follow. -JM x

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[Mon 23 Jun, 02:19]

As you folks may be aware, four days into the silence that haunts 221B, Jim decided to start sleeping in Sherlock's bed, hoping to be noticed by the heart throb. No reaction thus far. Stay tuned for more Silent Sherlock! -JM x

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[Mon 23 Jun, 06:29]

NEWSFLASH! So in the wee hours of the morn, folks, Jim woke up to find he was being thoroughly spooned by one Sherlock Holmes. Despite the morning wood that had been demanding Jim's attention, Sherlock rushed off for a lonely cold shower, still not having said a word. We're back later on this evening, more awkward silence is expected! -JM x

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[Mon 23 Jun, 22:52]

And as Monday draws to a close, folks, all we have to report is that Sherlock is yet to realise he's a giant douche and still doesn't know a good thing when it slaps him in the face. Speaking of slaps, Sherlock had managed to ignore a total of five slaps from our favourite consultant criminal. Stay tuned, folks! Sherlock can't stay silent forever. -JM x

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[Tues 24 Jun, 18:13]

Day 9. Sherlock's taken on a case. He's still ignoring Jim, even when those at Scotland Yard all freak out and ask Sherlock why James Moriarty, a 'psychopathic killer', is following him around. Stay tuned, folks! -JM x (Sheeeeeeeerlock. Bored of silence now. Let's do something elseeeeee!)

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[Fri 25 Jun, 12:50]

Sorry, folks, but Silent Sherlock is being taken off air. Sherlock's piped up and things are getting very X rated. Thank you all for the support! -JM x

You just couldn't help yourself, could you? -SH

They deserve a happy ending. -JM x

'They' is just me. And it's hardly a happy ending. -SH

It is! We're talking again and we're together. It's a happy ending. -JM x

We're not together. -SH

You want us to sleep together, a lot. -JM x

Yes. -SH

You also want me to continue being in this flat. You want me to sleep in your bed, even when we're not shagging. -JM x

Yes. -SH

We're basically together. -JM x

Nope. -SH

Just sex. -SH

No feelings. -SH

Oh? -JM x

Mm. -SH

Alright then. That works for me. -JM x

[Slight delay] It does? -SH

Of course. I can go fuck other people now, can't I? -JM x

Since we're not together and all. -JM x

Other people? Why would you do that? -SH

Why not? I have no one to be faithful to. -JM x

Right. Of course. -SH

Try not to get too jealous, babe ;) -JM x

As if I'd get jealous. -SH

Oh. Of course you wouldn't. You have no reason to. After all, it's just sex. -JM x

Just sex. -SH

Of course ;) -JM x