So, in light of my 707 fangirl rant and some other stuff (Silque knows exactly what I'm talking about) I decided to do a little rant on it. Now with me, you can ship what you like except for 3 things
1. Pedophilic Ships
2. Incest, and I think Geneology of the Holy War explained why.
3. Abusive ships.

But the main point here is pedophilia. Now I'm all for new ships, but when the ship is of something like this I just 

STARES INTENSELY AT BERKUT/DUMA

Long story short, this is illegal if you do it in real life, so don't leak it into the fictional world. Reality is bad as it is.

But Shade, you ship Lissa and Frederick along with Lon'qu and Nowi. Yes that is a good point period demon in my mind but here's the thing. I headcanon Lon'qu as over 18 (21/22) to be precise and Nowi has stated in game to be over 1000. As for Frederick and Lissa, child marriage wasn't all that uncommon in times where Fire Emblem is set it. Romeo and Juliet are 13. NOA needs to get over it and let Elise be the child she is. 

So basically Pedophilia is bad kids.