Soon after entering the warp pipe, the Bros and Yoshi found themselves in a large city full of people with big hair and terrible fashion sense.

"Ugh! Look at the horrendous outfit on that guy!" Mario exclaimed in disgust. "And who wears coats like that anymore!"

"We got more important things to worry about Bro!!"

"Oh right, let's a go find Bowser."

That didn't take long since it's hard not to notice a giant turtle-dragon-thing on the roof of some building called "Apple Corps Studios:. But why don't we see what's going on in said buildi... OH MY GAWD IT'S THE BEATLES!!!! Okay I've calmed down now, back to story.

"OI, is there an earthquake?" Paul wondered.

"Can't be. It's coming from the roof." John responded. "So it must be a skyquake."

"A skyquake?" George grunted. "Really? But I do want to know what's going on up there."

But after heading up to the roof, they were quite shocked at what they saw. That being Bowser, Peach tied to a pole and the Marios and Yoshi ready to fight.

"Hey, nobody told us someone was filming up here." Ringo remarked.

"Filming? What are you talking about?" Bowser grunted, mad at his fight with Mario getting interrupted.

"It's the only explanation to why we can see a giant turtle while we're sober." Paul explained. "And I must say those suits are rather authentic."

"I'm not acting!!" The Koopa roared. "I'm an evil Koopa King who captured this princess."

"PRINCESS??!!!" John shouted.

"Why do you care John? You're married."

"And she's MY girlfriend!" Mario snapped in jealousy.

"Who's this pudgy little man?" Ringo asked once he noticed Mario.

"PUDGY?!! I am NOT pudgy!!"

"No," Agreed Bowser. "You're obese! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

"I'M NOT THAT EITHER!!!! I'm just... Big-boned."

"So what you're saying is that your rib-cage goes all the way down to your waist?" Paul asked.

"Ummmmm..... Yeah?"

Luigi then scoffed at what his brother just said and responded with. "Sorry Bro. But human anatomy doesn't work like that."

"And you're still short." Ringo pointed out. "YES!!! I'M TALLER THAN SOMEONE!!!"

"That's what I always tell him." Luigi responded "As well as that he seriously needs to lose weight. HAHAHAHAHAH!!"

"AW SHADDUP!!" Mario snapped. "At least I exercise three times a day so I'm healthy. Unlike my brother who almost never leaves the couch!"

"That's kinda like how George eats a lot of sweets and lounges about 24/7 and he doesn't even gain half a pound."

"What about that cake eating contest? I could have sworn he was pregnant."

"You participated too John, and you ended up looking like a bloody walrus!"

But in the middle of the conversation, nobody noticed that Bowser took Peach and walked away.

*half and hour later*

"-And then I thought we got very accurate parade balloons and wait where did the turtle go?"

"OH NO!!" Mario realized. "AS I WAS LISTENING TO THIS CONVERSATION BOWSER RAN OFF!! What was that conversation about anyways?"

"I dunno, after Georgie here called me a walrus the author just wrote Half an Hour Later."

"He's probably back in the mushroom kingdom and before you ask, yes you can come along long haired British weirdos."

"We have named y'know." John grunted in annoyance. "I'm John Lennon and those guys are George Harrison, Ringo Starr and Paul McCharmly."

"That's McCartney to you Lennon!"

"Whatever let's just go before the chapter drags on even longer than needed."