(Oh shit a seasonal fic, anyway, here it is!
I accidentally published it too early)

[Avawrath]

Wrath was working out.  Of course he was, that was his favorite hobby.  But that's besides the point.  As Wrath finished sanitizing  the machine, he accidentally bumped  into Lust.    "Oh,  hey Wrath."

"What do you want? Is that stalker still-"

"No, no,   you scared him so shitless that he wouldn't stand within a twelve foot  radius of me." Lust said with a slight chuckle.  "However,  I'm here to invite you to a party I'm hosting-"

"It's not an orgy,  is it?"   Wrath asked, remembering the last 'Party' Lust hosted was a 50 person orgy, which thankfully he escaped from before things got too heated.  "No, unfortunately, since my sister wants to visit me and the other virtues begged me not to throw one this year."

"I see.  But why throw a party in the first place?    I don't think there's any holidays today."  

"Are you for real?  It's Feb 14th,  valentine's day!  The day of the year where I would get a lot a sex but y'know my little sister is coming so I have to watch her."

Oh yeah, Valentine's day.  Wrath forgot since he hadn't celebrated that in a long time, since he never had a lover.  "Well,  that seems  like a waste of my time so-"

"By the way, I got Avarice to come.  And we both know you like them. So maybe that will change your mind."

Wrath stood there quietly for a bit.   "How did you even convince them to go to your dumb Valentine's party?  They hate social gatherings."  Wrath asked.  "Well, it's kind of easy with the right amount of money."

'Just say you bribed him.'  Wrath thought before sighing.  "Fine, maybe I'll go to your party-"

"Great! It starts at six thirty PM, oh and make sure you stink like a fucking locker room." Lust said before waltzing out of there. Wrath sighed as he walked to home.

He took note of the time, being that it was 4:50 Pm. "I have some time still, I think I can take my time for once." Wrath thought aloud as he took his clothes off. His chest scars where still there. He quickly showered, as to not stare down at his non existent tentacle penis.

He swiftly dried off before putting on a packer in his underwear before looking through his closet.  "Damn, none of these clothes seem appropriate." He groaned before his eyes landed on a box. It was a tailored grey suit that Avarice hand made for him, or at least a man with a similar build. He wasn't sure but he decided to wear it. It fit rather well, not too tight or loose anyway.  It was perfect.  Now for the most important part.  Finding a gift on short notice. 

Wrath assumed that Avarice wants something expensive, since that seemed like their tastes.  "Where amI going to get a gift today, when they are probably sold out for the year."  Wrath said getting a bit mad, but it wasn't the stores fault.  It was his fault for not planning ahead for this.  But whatever.  He had a heart shaped pendant he made himself a while go but, he could put a drawing of them in it. 

This plan seemed perfect, it's thoughtful and it's special, like a gift on Valentines Day should be.  Except Wrath had no idea how to draw but it's the thought that counts, right?

After the buff sin added his finishing touches, he put it in a box before slipping it in his pocket and leaving.

[time skip to when Wrath arrived]

Wrath was shocked to the fact that the party was being held at Satan's Castle.  Apparently Lucifer wanted to go out on the town for his and Satan's special day. 

The muscular sin was greeted by Chastity, Lust's little sister, as he entered the castle.  "Hello Mr. Wrath!" The young angel stated Beaming.  "Hey Chastity."

"The party is in the east ballroom! Do you need help finding it?" She asked, tilting her head to the side.  "No, I've been here enough times to memorize the place. But thanks for the help."

Chastity waved excitedly as wrath went to the east Ballroom.  There Was the others.

Pride was near the fireplace with envy throwing letters from Pride's simps into the fire after removing the valuables from each letter. Gluttony had prepared a lot of  aphrodisiacs, such as Chocolate covered strawberries, Oysters, fig spread on brioche, etc. and was feeding some of them to Sloth. Lust was tending the bar, which wouldn't be a good think normally, but since Chastity is here, he wouldn't even think of putting drugs in the drinks.  And finally, Avarice, who was shit faced drunk as they had their first glass of Vodka cranberry, which was mostly vodka with a splash of cranberry juice mixed in.

'Oh good he's drunk. If anything goes wrong they'll probably forget about it and no one would tell them since everything one else is scared of me to the degree that I can use it as a weapon.' Wrath though before sitting at the bar next to a drunken Avarice. "Good evening Ava-"

"Wrath! Can you get me a drink? The aaaaasshole workin the counter won't give me another." Avarice voice slurred.  They're definitely drunk to be using such colorful language.  "It's probably for the best.  Besides I got something for you."

"You got me gift?" Avarice asked.  Wrath nodded and pulled out the box handing to the enby beside him.  Avarice was shifted to open the box. Pulling out the heart shaped locket. "I know it's not much, but, I hope it's enough to say what I mean... I love-" Wrath astray before being interpreted by Avarice's drunken laughter.  "Oh wow the picture inside is like a child drew it. Ha, you drew this didn't you."

Rage was slowly building up inside of Wrath as he was being made fun of for his lack of art skills.  "Yeah.  I did."

"I see..." Avarice said before giggling softly.  "Yeah I made it for you to say that I.... I love you...."

Avarice paused, snorted a little before slamming their fist on the table before laughter hysterically.  Wrath was going to hit his boiling point.  "I'm going to the balcony so don't punch this little asshole into dust...." Wrath said before storming off. 

"What the fuck Avarice?  He just told you he loves you."  Lust said kinda pissed.  "Nooo, he probably is drunk." Avarice stated.  "He's just trying to be funny-"

"He literally hadn't had a drink since he got here."

"Oh... I'm sure he was... just trying to be nice-" Avarice said before passing out from the intensity of the vodka he drank.

Meanwhile, Wrath just sat on the balcony yelling and roaring to calm down.  He hated this, he hated how on the one time he celebrates a stupid capitalist holiday he gets mocked by his crush.   "Maybe it's for the best they laughed at me... they could probably do quite better then me.   Why did I think I had a chance with them in the first place?  I mean, they're drunk and won't remember... damn they're such a light weight if they can't handle Vodka." Wrath started to think out loud, since he was alone.  "Well, this was a disaster, thankfully I'm never listening the Lust ever again." He said with a sigh before deciding to leave.  "Leaving so soon."

Avarice was blocking the door, some how looking more refreshed then before.  "Get out of my way..." Wrath growled

"No.  We had a miscommunication and I-"

"What you want to make me feel bad? Huh? Since I wore the suit you made for someone else that happened to be my size-"

"I made that suit so you didn't have any. I hand stitched that thing for you." Avarice said getting defensive.  "... I guess I'm the asshole, huh!? I'm the asshole for not being grateful, so it's fine you to be when I make you a pendant-" Wrath started before seeing the tears in Avarice's eyes.  This was bad...  All the rage that was in Wrath had turned to guilt. 

"...I'm sorry, I should've been more grateful, I didn't mean to-"

"I know you didn't mean to, I shouldn't have added fuel to the fire by getting so defensive." Avarice stated, dabbing his eyes.  "I shouldn't have gotten that riled up over the fact you didn't like my gift to you in the first place." Wrath said apologizing.  "I mean it's probably barely a gift to you, I-"

"It is a gift, I only laughed because I was drunk.... I'm sorry you probably hate me now since I laughed you and started an argument, besides I didn't get you anything for today." Avarice said, also feeling kinda guilty.  "Wait did you read the note attached to the box?"

"Of you asking me to be your 'joyfriend'?"

"Yeah... I mean even if you don't want to be more than friends I-"

"So joyfriend is another word for significant other?"

"Yeah."

"Good because... I think I will be your Joyfriend." Avarice said with a slight grin.  "But we just had a fight, I made you cry."

"Not every relationship is perfect, besides, I just got overwhelmed in you raging influence that got me mad.  Also I like watching you defend me." They stated.  Wrath just blushed and received a kiss on the lips from the shorter sin.  "I love you."

"I love you too, Ava."  Wrath said smiling slightly before kissing his significant other.

Lust was watching through the screen of the door. Another relationship set.