Ryu: So let me get this straight, I'm leaving you're peerage?

Rias: Yes.

Ryu: And the context for that is?

Issei: Yeah, I'm pretty confused myself.

Sirzechs: Well Ryu, you handled many situations by yourself with so much ease it was ridiculous. Both the fights with Riser AND Kokabiel. I thought it was time you became a High Class Devil with you're own peerage.

Ryu: So I'm moving up in the world Huh?

Kira: That's a good thing. You can finally join the club.

Ryu: Cool. Alright the. Same way as becoming on of her Evil Pieces?

Sirzechs: That it is.

Ryu fell back and let himself float in the air. Sirzechs reached into Ryu before the evil Rook Piece was taken out. He pulled out a Red King Piece with black markings on it confusing Rias.

Rias: Brother, what's with that chess piece?

Sirzechs: This one is special. It's able to contain an infinite amount of power. It's the only piece capable of holding all of Ryu's enormous power without any instabilities.

He placed it on Ryu's chest as it sunk in making him glow. He sat back up with flames coming off of him.

Ryu: That felt different.

Tiamat: Yes it was an odd sensation.

Sirzechs: Well, you are now a King.

Grayfia walked over and gave Ryu a full set of chess pieces.

Grayfia: With these you can reincarnate anyone into you're peerage.

Ryu: Ohhhhh I'm gonna have some ideas.

Sirzechs: Anyway with that, I think I'll take my leave.

Sirzechs teleported with Grayfia.

Ryu: So anyway what else were we about to do?

Kira: Free some Bishop piece of yours?

Rias: Right.

They all walked into another room with many locks. Road was about to step unlock it but Ryu went in front of her.

Ryu: Ah ah, you know the rules.

Rias: Ryu seriously you shouldn't.

Ryu: HIIIYA!!!!!

He kicked the door down shattering the locks blowing the door of the hinges as he tended to do.

???: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

They wears rather rather girly scream.

Issei: What the hell was that?

Rias: Ryu! Look what you did!

Ryu: What did I-

He looked in the center of the room and saw a coffin with a rose on it. Seeing this Kira's, Issei's, and his minds jumped to several places.

Kira: N-No. It's just some coincidence.

Rias: Hello. I'm glad to see you're looking well.

???: I don't understand what's going on!!

Ryu: Ok let me be a bit more careful now.

Tiamat: Ryu don't go in there, I have a feeling you won't like what you see.

He reached towards the box and opened to top to reveal a small blonde with pink eyes wearing a girls Kuoh Uniform.

Ryu: ...Something is definitely off here.

Issei: WHAAAT?! She's just a little girl! She looks a lot like Asia. Does that mean all Bishops have to be pretty blondes or something?

Kiba chuckled hearing that. Kira not going for any bullshit looked at him.

Kira: Alright Kiba what's the joke?

Rias: The child's a boy.

Hearing that made Ryu come to one conclusion.

Ryu: 'A TRAP!!!'

Issei: Wait what did you say?

Rias: I may realize he looks like a girl, but he is most definitely a little boy.

Everyone was shocked at this.

Akeno: Ahaha, but he does like to dress up as a girl.

They all looked at Ryu who looked ready to punch the kid and protect with at the same time.

Ryu: I don't know what to do right now... He a ducking trap which I hate but he also looks and seems like a cinnamon roll.

He turned around and walked out of the room to not scare the boy. The. After that a random explosion ensued.

Ryu: I AM SO CONFLICTED!!

???: AHHHH!

Kira: Well looks like the kid broke Ryu.

Ryu walked back in the room dusting himself off.

Ryu: Alright I think I'm good.

He sniffed the air around and came to the realization.

Ryu: Wait a second, that smell, the coffin.

Rias: That's right. Everyone say hello to Gasper Bloody. Before I had the honor of turning him into a Devil, this little guy was actually half human, half Vampire.

Asia: Woah that explains so much!

Kira: No wonder he had such a familiar smell.

Issei: WHAT THE HELL?!! OH GOD WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?!!!

Asia: Technically you forsake him.

Issei: You look way too hot in chicks clothes dude!

Ryu immediately pimp slapped Issei.

Ryu: Phrasing mother fucker. But he's right. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU DRESSING FOR?!!

Gasper: Um, for me I guess, I just think these clothes are cuter that's all.

Kira turned around and slammed her head into a wall.

Kira: *Muffled* He's a trap but too god damn adorable to punch.

Ryu: Alright kid you're giving vampires a bad name just sitting here, let's go.

He grabbed Gasper by the arm and was about to yank him out of the coffin but he screamed as Ryu saw him disappear right in front of his eyes.

Ryu: Nani the hell just happened?

Gasper: Ahh! I'm sorry!! I made you please don't hit me oh please!!!

Ryu: Rias, what the hell just happened?

Akeno: It looks like the Forbidden Balor View to me.

Ryu: Ummm, yeah that's a new one to me. I've read up on a lot of Sacred Gears but that doesn't ring a bell.

Kira: No, way.

Fafnir: Forbidden Balor View allows the user to temporarily stop time at what the look at.

Hearing this made Ryu's memery go into overdrive.

Ryu: Cherry...

Rias: Yes Ryu?

Ryu: You have a Blond Trap Vampire, who can Stop Time.

Rias: Yes, and?

Ryu: You have a Blonde Trap Vampire, WHO CAN STOP TIME.

Rias: Yes! I see that! What's your point?

Ryu: HE'S A DOLAR STORE VERSION OF DIO FUCKING BRANDO!!!!

TIME SKIP!!

Ryu was rapidly throwing fireballs at Gasper with an unbridled fury.

Ryu: THIS IS FOR THE STARDUST CRUSADERS YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!!

Gasper: WAAAAA!!! WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT?!! I'M SORRY!!!!

Koneko: Why did I let him be the one to throw?

Ryu: MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!!!

Gasper had once again stopped time and went back the way they came.

Ryu: I CAN SMELL YOU FUCKER!!!

He appeared right in front of Gasper terrifying him. He stopped the fireballs and looked at him.

Ryu: Sorry about that, just needed to get all the memes out of my system before I seriously hurt you.

Gasper: What?

Xenovia: I'm going to chase him next time.

Issei: Not a good idea.

Kira: Though it would be good for more laughs.

Ryu: Anyway sorry about nearly killing you. But don't worry you're not the only vampire here.

Gasper: I'm not?

Ryu: Nope. Me my sister the white haired Loli and the Perv over there are Vampires too.

He grinned at Gasper showing one of his fangs. Right then Saji walked towards them.

Saji: Hey guys!

Ryu: Oh you're here Saji, perfect.

Saji: Wait are you being sarcastic or-

He saw Gasper running and immediately had a sparkle in his eyes.

Saji: Another pretty blonde?!

Ryu: Yeah that's a dude bud.

Saji: A dude?

He immediately got an all fours with his head down.

Saji: Why have I been forsaken so?

Issei: Yeah I know right?

Kira: Issei had the exact reaction.

???: Well, don't tell me the households of both the Devil Kings have come out to play cause that would be too sweet.

They all turned and saw a man with black and yellow hair.

Ryu: Who're you?

Issei immediately stood in front of Asia protectively. Ryu seeing this gained a serious expression of his own.

Azazel: Well, the Red Dragon, Doom Dragon, and even the Devastation Dragon Emperors all together.

Ryu: I'll ask again, who are you?

Issei: Hi Azazel.

Hearing this made Ryu's pupils go slitted. Kira scowled hearing this as well.

Ryu: Issei, THAT smug bastard is Azazel?

Issei nodded confirming this.

Azazel: Oh boy, I probably should've thought about this.

Ryu appeared in front of Azazel with his fist cocked back. Thankfully Darak appeared grabbing Ryu by the arm.

Ryu: Dad?

Saji: Dad?! D-Don't tell me that's-

Koneko: He's Darak.

Darak: Woah Ryu, the summit is going to be in a few days, no point in starting a war before then.

Ryu looked at Darak before his pupils went back to normal.

Ryu: Fine.

Darak: That goes for you too Kira.

She lowered an ice sword she created.

Azazel: Well bullet dodged. I came here with a bit of advice for the one with the Forbidden Balor View. Why don't you drink the blood of one of the Dragon Emperors.

Gasper: What?! No I can't!!

Darak: Wait, this kid is a Vampire?!!

Kira: As sad as it is.

Darak: Ok Azazel run along I'm handling this one.

Azazel: Fine fine.

Azazel walked away with Darak dialing a number.

Kira: Who you calling?

Darak: You're uncle.

Ryu: Alucard?

Darak: No you're other uncle.

Ryu: Wait a minute, we have another Uncle.

Darak: Yup. This one you'll be a bit more excited to meet.

Issei: Who will it be-

???: ZA WARUDO!!!!

Once again, time had stopped, but this time it wasn't because of Gasper. Ryu Kira and Darak were looking through the stopped time as Darak had a smug smirk.

???: One Second, had past. Two Seconds, have passed.

They saw the cause of this and if they could, both Ryu's and Kira's eyes would have fallen out of their faces.

You guessed it. The man Himself.

Dio Brando, with the World Behind him.

Dio: One more second...

Ryu and Kira waited in anticipation to hear the words.

Dio: ... Zero.

Time resumed as both Kira and Ryu laughs their asses off.

Ryu: THIS IS TOO FUCKING PERFECT!!!

Dio: I Dio am honored to meet his niece and nephew.

Issei and Koneko gasped having been affected by Ryu's blood and become in a way self aware.

Koneko: No way...

Saji: Who's that?

Issei surprisingly slapped Saji.

Issei: BITE YOU'RE FUCKING TONGUE!!!

Ryu not even needing to say anything more began walking forward to Dio. He having seen all the memes went along with it.

Dio: Oh? You're approaching me?

Ryu: I can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer.

Dio: Oh ho! Then come as close as you like.

They both walked forward as they both began throwing punches. Dio with The World and Ryu just his straight punch since he didn't use the Stand Arrow. That still didn't stop with from matching the insane speeds of The World. They had both stopped their rushes before shaking hands in respect from one man to another.

Ryu: I have said it a lot and I will as many times as I have to. I love my mother fucking family.

Dio: As you should.

Kira was about to go 2D witnessing what she just had.

Dio: Now, where is this Vampire I must teach?

Gasper: WAAAH!!

Just at the sight of him Gasper had stopped time and ran away. Which was actually understandable since Dio was 6'7 making him nearly half a foot taller than Ryu.

Kira: Ok I think I'll try and handle this one.

She used her reason breaking speed to appear at the door.

Kira: Gasper?

Gasper: Ahh!! Please I'm sorry!!

Kira: Can I come in?

Gasper didn't respond as she took that as a no. She sighed before sitting against a door. She sat in a few moments of silence before speaking.

Kira: Mind if I ask why you're so afraid?

There was another silence before she heard Gasper crying.

Gasper: It's my stupid power! Everyone hates me for it! And it's so scary too! *Sniff* I don't know what to do when everyone just stops in front of me! I wish I could just go away!!

Kira had a small image go in front of her eyes as a younger version of herself was standing in front of a corpse of a Fallen Angel crying.

Kira: You know Gasper, you remind me of when I was a lot younger.

Gasper: What?

Kira: I was afraid to use my own strength. I was a pacifist. I just didn't want to fight cause I knew I'd hurt people or worse.

Gasper: B-But you're so-

Kira: Violent? Yeah I know a lot happened between 7 years. But I realized my strength wasn't something I had to be afraid of. In fact it was something I really should have loved about myself. I knew I could hurt people, but I also knew I could save people too. You're Sacred Gear can do that too. Plus, cause of it, I was born with a good friend.

He looked outside and seemed to see the image of a massive Dragon.

Kira: Though he is a pain once in a while.

Fafnir: Love you too Kira.

Another small silence came before the door opened. Kira smiled and peaked in to see Gasper.

Gasper: But I'm there... I'll probably just be a bother.

Kira: No way, you don't bother me at all. You're like the little brother I've always wanted. Sure Ryu's my twin but he's older.

Gasper opened the door and slightly came out holding a black teddy bear.

Gasper: Do you mean it?

Kira patted the top of his head making.

Kira: Of course! Now come on, let's give it one more try!

TIME SKIP!!

Ryu: Ohhh so that's how you lived?

Dio: Jotaro nearly Vanquished me but Darak came in and gave me a resistance to the sun.

Darak: You're welcome for that.

Kira had come out with Gasper holding her hand.

Kira: Alright guys problem is solved!

Ryu: What was it anyway?

Kira: He was afraid of his power.

Ryu's eyes popped out of his head hearing this as he grabbed a glass of water and did a spit take on Issei.

Ryu: NANI?!!

Ryu appeared in front of Gasper.

Ryu: Kid do you know how fun that power could be?!

Gasper: Uh- Fun?

Issei: Yeah! There are so many ways I could perv-

Koneko punched Issei knocking him into a wall.

Ryu: Thank you Neko- I COULD PULL SO MANY FUCKING PRANKS LIKE THAT!! I'D ABUSE IT MORE THAN THIS MAN DOES!!!

He gestured both of his hands to Dio.

Dio: I don't know weather that is an insult to me or to yourself.

Ryu: I'D DROP RIAS INTO THE FUCKING OCEAN! I'D DROP BUCKETS OF PAINT ON TSUBAKI!!! THIS SHIT YOU'VE BEEN GIVEN IS A BLESSING FROM THE ORIGINAL STATAN HIMSELF!!!!

Ryu took another sip of water hydrating himself.

Ryu: Alright I'm good now.

Gasper: Wow, I never thought anyone would be jealous of the power I have.

Xenovia: And Ryu solves another one.

Asia: He does have that affect.

Kira: See I told you he'd be jealous.

TIME SKIP!!

After multiple times Gasper was able to stop a few volleyballs from Ryu, and even boost his confidence. Now it was time for Ryu's antics as the Vampire men, minus Issei, had gotten into a huddle.

Ryu: Alright boys, you know what I planned. Waited for Rias and Akeno for this shit.

Dio: Yes.

Darak: Time for some trolling.

Gasper: I really don't think Kira will like this.

Ryu: Oh you she won't go after. Xenovia and Koneko are a completely different story if they find out. As for us, we'll just have to nope the fuck out of here if they even see us.

Darak: Alright enough planning, ready break!

Gasper looked at the girls and stopped time around them shocking Kiba and Issei.

Issei: You guys are planning to mess with them aren't you?

Darak: Don't snitch. This is for time screwery users only.

Issei: Wait Ryu doesn't-

Ryu: Actually if I move fast enough time basically slows down for everyone.

Gasper: Guys, can't hold it much longer...

They first decided to mess with them by turning them all in different directions. Gasper unfroze time around them and they were all confused to see what happened to them. They looked back at the VB's and saw that they were acting innocent, but on the inside they all laughed like hell. Not suspecting anything, they wen't back to their conversations. Dio activated The World stoping time making them all lie flat down on the ground. Time Resumed as they acted like they were having just a normal conversation but the girls where much more on guard. Now it was Ryu's and Darak's turns to play as they ran at speeds literally slowing down the earth for no one to even notice. Ryu placed chairs from Hammer Space down onto the ground. Darak held his hand in the air as water was ready to come crashing down. The tip on the iceberg was that Ryu set up an air horn behind Xenovia. Darak tipped them all back with Ryu actually moving Asia out of the way. They returned to their normal spots as time began to flow normally.

Rias: WOAH WOAH WOAH!!

They all fell onto the chairs and were soaked in water falling onto the ground. That's when Ryu snapped his fingers with the air horn going off making Xenovia let out a cute squeal.

Xenovia: KYAAAA!!!!

They all laughed their asses off with all of the girls getting up with angry expressions.

Rias: Boys...

Ryu: Yes~?

Xenovia: ... Which one of you did it?

Dio: It was not one, but ALL of us.

Xenovia brought out Durandal with a murderous look as Koneko cracked her knuckles.

Dio: It was a pleasure meeting you women, but I Dio must be going. LIKE RIGHT NOW.

Akeno had lightning surrounding her hands as Rias exploded with Power of Destruction. Kira's eyes glowed a special shade of Crimson.

Ryu: Guys.

Kira: GET OVER HERE!!!

VB'S: NIGERUNDAYO!!!!

They all dipped out of the area in their own ways. Though the enraged woman were NOT easy to outrun. Gasper stopped time going right back to his box in his room, Darak snapped his Fingers and disappeared, Dio straight up dolphins dived over the fence before using the World, and Ryu in true meme fashion threw down a smoke bomb before he Noped the hell out of the area by flying at ungodly speeds. Ryu Darak and Dio met up back in Gaspers room laughing their asses off.

Ryu: WORTH EVERY FUCKING SECOND!!

Dio: I have not had such a blast in a long time!

Gasper: That was amazing!

Tiamat: That it was.

Darak: Now THIS is what I call good times!

CHAPTER END!!