Cas Goes Grocery Shopping
"Sam, what did you want from here again?"
"I need a lot Cas. Walk to grocery. We'll start there."
"Ok... I don't understand why you couldn't come with me."
"I didn't want to."
"*grunt* Alright, I'm here."
"Okay, I need apples, bananas, carrots, pears, peaches-"
"Hold on!"
"Don't you wanna grt out of there?"
"Yes."
"Then hurry!"
"Ok, I have everything you just mentioned."
"Plums, oranges, and a pineapple."
"Whatcha gonna do with that pineapple, Sam?"
"Shove it up your a-"
"Sounds fun."
"*laughs*"
"I have everything. Now where?"
"Canned goods."
"Okay."
"Wanna know somethin else, Cas?"
"What, Sam?"
"I think I'll shove that banana somewhere. Not the pineapple."
"I'll take your banana, Sam."
"*laughter*"
"I'm here."
"Okay... Corn, peas, green beans-"
"Wait..."
"*hums*"
"Okay."
"Diced tomatos, tomato sauce, and shit to make a pie and cake with."
"Alright, I'll- Hold on one second, Sam."
"Okay..."
"Can I help you?"
....
"Are you... robbing me?"
....
"Oh..."
*screaming* *things breaking*
"CAS?!"
"Yes?"
"Are you alright?!"
"Yes, Sam. I am fine."
"You sure?"
"Yes. Do you need anything else?"
"Um.. No, that's it..."
"Ok. I shall be home shortly. I love you."
"Love you too, Cas. Bye."
"Goodbye."
*shrug* Idk.
The "Are you robbing me" thing comes from RWBY. Look it up on YouTube. It's amazing.
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