Cas Goes Grocery Shopping

"Sam, what did you want from here again?"

"I need a lot Cas. Walk to grocery. We'll start there."

"Ok... I don't understand why you couldn't come with me."

"I didn't want to."

"*grunt* Alright, I'm here."

"Okay, I need apples, bananas, carrots, pears, peaches-"

"Hold on!"

"Don't you wanna grt out of there?"

"Yes."

"Then hurry!"


"Ok, I have everything you just mentioned."

"Plums, oranges, and a pineapple."

"Whatcha gonna do with that pineapple, Sam?"

"Shove it up your a-"

"Sounds fun."

"*laughs*"

"I have everything. Now where?"

"Canned goods."

"Okay."

"Wanna know somethin else, Cas?"

"What, Sam?"

"I think I'll shove that banana somewhere. Not the pineapple."

"I'll take your banana, Sam."

"*laughter*"

"I'm here."

"Okay... Corn, peas, green beans-"

"Wait..."

"*hums*"

"Okay."

"Diced tomatos, tomato sauce, and shit to make a pie and cake with."

"Alright, I'll- Hold on one second, Sam."

"Okay..."

"Can I help you?"

....

"Are you... robbing me?"

....

"Oh..."

*screaming* *things breaking*

"CAS?!"

"Yes?"

"Are you alright?!"

"Yes, Sam. I am fine."

"You sure?"

"Yes. Do you need anything else?"

"Um.. No, that's it..."

"Ok. I shall be home shortly. I love you."

"Love you too, Cas. Bye."

"Goodbye."



*shrug* Idk.

The "Are you robbing me" thing comes from RWBY. Look it up on YouTube. It's amazing.

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