Sleep talking prinxiety
"No... no... Jessica! You're getting this all wrong! The dragon witches head has to go in the top LEFT corner of the circle. My, cyclops! How hard it that? Exactly! Its not hard! Its as soft as my centaur! What do you mean? Of course I have a centaur! You've seen him, Jessica! Mhhhm." Anxiety couldn't stop laughing at his boyfriends sleep talk. Anxiety's hand holding the camera slipped as he fell off the bed.
The camera flew across the room, clattering against the wall, Roman sat up really fast, eyes wide open (I s2g one cupcake reference and I'll delete this whole damn book).
"No, Jessica I wanted the orange juice in my science class!" And then he fell back on the bed and Virgil lost it, he couldn't stop the laughter. It was flowing out of him like a tidal wave. Roman woke up, really this time, and rubbed his eyes.
"Babe, who's jessica?" Virgil asked, biting back a smile.
"Waddu," he yawned "whaddu mean?" He asked tierdly staring at his loud boyfriend.
"Nothing!" Virgil said, too fast as roman narrowed his eyes at Virgil.
~time skip cuz I'm unoriginal and lazy~
"Amber! You need to get me someone else, this Jessica girl is not working. She's behind me isn't she? Heyy Jessica. Psh no I defiantly wasn't talking about you, I was talking about... my dead great aunt Jessica! Yah, Amber you need to get me a new dead great aunt. Oh no Danny my child in law is not a kitchen sink. Don't ask me what I mean Jessica! You know what I mean. Oh my god Amber! Get your mind out of the gutter-" Virgil couldn't take it anymore he made sure to put down the camera safely this time so only he fell of the bed. He was sure his laughs sounded like a literal chimpanzee exhibit at a zoo but he couldn't care less right now.
~time skip brought to you by death- the only person who will come without you having to ask~
"Jessica, no! Why would you think I said to take a sick day from my chemical romance? Look what you've done! You've broken the emos! The g note will never sound the same! What do you mean how do I know this? Jessica!" Virgil couldn't breathe at this point. The nights just got funnier and funnier.
He swore he was going to die of laughter in that moment as he fell off of the bed and pounded on the floor. You couldn't even hear his laughs, all you could decipher was short wheeze as he had a complete fit. So Jessica broke the emos?
~time skip brought to you by insomnia - the only reason I'm writing this right now~
Roman was curious. He had been woken up every night by his boyfriends hysterics for the past week.
He was even more curious when he found a camera with him sleeping on it.
This should be interesting.
He clicked on a random video and heard himself speak yet he wasn't entirely sure he had ever said the words himself.
Wait... was he... No. Why did this have to happen to him.
His train of thoughts was interrupted by the most ridiculous yet beautiful sound he had ever heard producing from the small electronic device in his hands.
It was virgil's laughter. Roman couldn't help but laugh along as the camera fell to the floor - Virgill following soon after.
The camera was pointed at his boyfriend as he started wheezing something about emos and slamming his balled up fists on the carpented floor of their room.
Roman played back the video as soon as it ended. Hr could never get enough off that obnoxiously adorable laugh.
~not a time skip we're just gonna start this scene over from Vigils eyes kay?~
Virgil was walking to the bathroom from the kitchen when he passed his and his biyfriend's shared room. He heard roman amazing laugh and stopped to try and see if he could hear what he was laughing at. He blushed and rushed the rest of the way to the bathroom as he heard his own embarrising laugh emit from the other side of the door.
He couldn't believe he found the videos.
DAMN guys we gots 716 words going on here be proud. I love you all thanks for reading. I'm actually really proud of this one, so nobody be harsh please. Thanks!
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