Roman came home early. He came home early enough to walk in and see his lovely boyfriend sitting on the couch with a... plastic bag over his hair? He immediately started laughing.

"W- What are you, you doing?" He got out between giggles as his boyfriend looked extremely odd.

"Dying my hair." Virgil replied in a 'duh' tone.

"Wh- what's with th- th- bag-g?" He said laughing even harder.

"So I don't get it on the furniture. Obviously." He said with a sassy tone and an eyeroll as Roman sobered up. He sat down next to his small boyfriend.

"Well what colour are you dying it?" Roman asked in the same tone.

"Dark blue!" Virgil said instantly perking up at the sound of the colour.

"I love that colour!" Roman said suddenly becoming impatient to see it on his boyfriends head.

"I know!" He replied smugly.

~~time skip cause I'm lazy~~

"Roman!" Virgil called from the bathroom.

"What?" He yelled back setting down his phone.

"Come help me!" He yelled once again. Roman sighed setting his phone down. As he walked in the bathroom he doubled over laughing seeing what his boyfriend had done. There was blue dye everywhere. Roman wasn't worried about the mess at the moment as he could hire someone to clean it.

Romans boyfriend stared at him in dismay. He laughed even harder at the sight of Virgil leaned over at the sink with this unexplainable look on his face and Romanwas literally rolling on the floor.

"I can- cant- I can't BREATHE" he yealled as he rolled around in the hallway.

"Okay, okay, you've had your fun. Now help me." Virgil said in a tone of finality.

And Roman did.
And they lived happily ever after.
Because I'm the author and I said so.
What.