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OH MY TELLUN, DO SOMETHING!!! URAZA JUST TOOK ROLLAN AND JUMPED OFF A CLIFF! *falls to my knees* AAAAAAAAAAAA

Abeke: OMG What?!

YOU HEARD ME!

Abeke: Uraza jumped off a cliff??? D: 

...yes?? WITH ROLLAN!

Abeke: Darn it, Uraza, you shouldn't be jumping off cliffs, it's not good for digestion!

...DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME???

Abeke: Yes, Uraza jumped off a cliff. *shakes head sadly*

YES, WITH ROLLAN!!! HE'S FENNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Abeke: *doesn't listen, walks over to cliff* Uraza? Don't you want leftover chicken?

What the - she doesn't even care that Featherbrain is fenna die???

Conor: *helpfully* I'm sure she's just being passive aggressive.

Kid: *has been crying all this time and then runs over to latch onto Abeke's legs* GWEENCLOAK! GWEENCLOAK!

Abeke: *kicks*

Kid: AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa - *falls over cliff*

His Meerkat: :0

Abeke: OH NO - I didn't mean to kick that hard -

His Meerkat: >:( *attacks Abeke ferociously*

Abeke: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *runs across courtyard with meerkat on face*

*watching* 0_0 Okay then, but what about the two people that are currently falling down a cliff?

Rollan and the kid: *currently falling down a cliff* 

Conor: I'll go get them. *walks around to path down the cliff*

How???? They're going to go splat before you even reach the halfway point!

Conor: Oh.

"OH"??? THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE???

Conor: ...yes?

WE'RE JUST GOING TO SIT HERE?

Conor: ...yes?

WERE YOU ALWAYS THIS CLUELESS, CINNAMON ROLL?

Conor: ...yes?

QUIT IT WITH THE YES!

Raisha: *strolls in* It's a terrible day, how are you?

Conor: *polite* Great! How are you? :)

I'M DOING TERRIBLE, AS MY BOYFRIEND IS CURRENTLY FALLING TO HIS DEATH!

Abeke: *somewhere on the other side of Greenhaven with the meerkat on her face* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Raisha: Oh, dear. That's too bad. Did you ever get to tell him about the snake in the bathtub?

*sobs* Nu -

Raisha: Well, it would have killed him if the fall hadn't, so no need to worry! :)

Conor: That is very kind of you!

Raisha: *laughs*

Shadow: *running in, out of breath* H-hey guys... have you guys seen Ninani anywhere??? Anywhere at all?

No?

Shadow: Darn it... Tasha lost Ninani and she's running around trying to find her because Ninani has Tasha's love letter to Dawson tied around her neck.

Conor: Why the Tellun would Ninani have Tasha's love letter to Dawson around her neck?

Shadow: I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT - 

Raisha: *laughs harder*

Tasha: *stumbles in* WHERE'S NINANI???? I NEED THAT LETTER! I CAN'T LET DAWSON SEE IT!

Whyyyyyyyyyy not? :)

Tasha: *stumbles over rock* Because - well, just because! *stumbles over Raisha's foot*

Raisha: Careful there, Tasha! We'll find her.

Tasha: WILL WE THOUGH??? *stumbles over Briggan*

Tasha I think you need to calm down -

Tasha: THERE IS NO CALMING DOWN - *stumbles over Shadow* UNTIL WE HAVE FOUND THAT LETTER

Shadow: *whispers* Dasha... XD

Tasha: WHAT DID YOU SAY???? *stumbles over herself* In any matter - *stumbles over herself again* I NEED THAT LETTER!

First, you need to sit down -

Tasha: I NEED *stumbles over nothing* THAT LETTER *stumbles over gravity*

Olvan: *still watching out of the window, grabs popcorn*

By now the Featherbrain is probably a pulp on the beach... Well... I guess I must get accustomed to life without him. ;-;

Raisha: The kitchen would be cleaner, that's for sure.

IS THAT ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY?????

Raisha: Should there be more to say?

Ninani: *comes flying out of nowhere* H O N K

Tasha: Ninani!!!! Where have you been??? WHERE'S THE LETTER????

Rollan: *perched over Ninani's wings* Heh... in my hands.

Tasha: ROLLAN! *hyperventilates*

Rollan, give it to her!

Rollan: I'm gonna! I've read it already. XD

Tasha: W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-what?????? *stumbles over gravity* YOU READ IT????

Rollan: Aaaaa, how could I not? XD

*secretly glad Featherbrain has not perished*

Abeke: *materializes, meerkat-free* Where's Uraza?

Rollan: *to Tasha* I would loveeeee to hear more about the fluttery feeling you get when Dawson touches your hand -

Tasha: *braincells have left the chat*

Abeke: WHERE. IS. URAZA. >:(

Rollan: She's on all four paws down on the beach, relax. 

Uh ... what about the kid? With the meerkat?

Rollan: *shrugs* I don't know, he just sort of disappeared.

Conor: *sits* He's gonna haunt my dreams.

You mean... he's just gone? Like that? What about the meerkat?

Abeke: It disappeared.

Olvan: OLD MACDONALD'S HAD A FARM, EE-AI-EE-AI-OHHHHHH

Conor: How did it just disappear???? 0.0

Rollan: I was reading Tasha's letter, I dunno, he just went flying past and - POOF - gone.

Tasha: *tasha.exe has stopped working*

Olvan: AND ON THAT FARM HE HAD A MEERKAT, EE-AI-EE-AI-OHHHHHH

Wait wait wait Olvan???? OLVAN??? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?

Olvan: With a great big leap and fairy dust, he went flying into the tubbbbbb

Conor: 0-0

Raisha: The tub... with the snake in it?

Shadow: HOLD UP -

Kid: *suddenly materializes next to Tasha* Hello, friends, it's me, and I have things to discuss. >:)

WHAT THINGS??????

Kid: First of all - *points to Abeke* She kicked me off a cliff. >:) And she's gonna pay.

Conor: *slaps himself* Nope. The dreams have started. The dreams. Have. Started.

Kid: But they aren't dreams... >:) I am here for revenge, with my meerkat! I am the son of that Conqueror that you pushed into a pig pen during the second Devourer War as you ran from justice! And you will all pay! *evil laughter*

The son of who now?

Rollan: *laughs* Ohhhh, I remember when I pushed him in there - IT WAS HILARIOUS!

Kid: HOW DARE YOU?! I AM THE LEGEND THAT SHALL BRING BACK PROSPERITY! I AM... YOUNG MACDONALD

0_0

Olvan: *grabs more popcorn*

Raisha: I don't have time for this! I need to come up with more dangerous and fatal pranks!

Tasha: *unable to connect to world*

And I need to go train! I don't have time for you little kid!

Kid: LISTEN TO ME! I WILL BE THE LEGEND! I WILL DEFEAT ALL OF YOU GREENCLOAKS! I WILL LIVE UP TO THE NAME OF ALL LEGENDARY HEROS! I WILL FIND REVENGE! I WILL -

Raisha: *whispers* I got this.

Kid: I WILL GET VICTORY! I WILL EMERGE FROM THE BATTLEFIELD! I WILL BE THE KING OF THE MEERKATS! I WILL DEFEAT EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU WEAKLINGS!

Raisha: *puts LEGO in front of his foot*

Kid: YOU WILL REGRET PUSHING OLD MACDONALD'S INTO THAT PIG PEN! I WILL WIPE YOUR SMILES OFF YOUR FACES! I WILL. KILL. ALLLLLLLL! *steps onto LEGO*

Raisha: >:)

Kid: *dies*

...that was easy.

Raisha: *tosses LEGO into air and catches it* It's an unknown power. Really powerful. I was going to use it on Rollan -

Rollan: What?

Raisha: But I found a slightly better use for it.

Shadow: *stares at LEGO* Dangerous, dangerous weapon...

hehehe.... you have no idea.