Keeper: *reminiscing over how simply amazing this day shall be... simply AMAZING*

~~~

Maya: *talking to Olvan excitedly* So I had been planning for that day for weeks, but what do you know, Kalani had known all about it all along, and I was so surprised but also a little confused -

Olvan: *asleep*

Maya: *clueless* And I couldn't give up the fact that I had been planning it for such a long time - did I mention I had planned it for weeks? - and I literally had forgotten the coffee for it -

Olvan: *jolts awake* Coffee? What coffee?

Abeke: *reaches across the breakfast table* Maya, I admire your enthusiasm, but Olvan won't be taking in anything until someone hurries up and brings him some coffee. Until then, it's going in one ear and out the other.

Rollan: *adds* And it was Meilin's turn to bring him some.

Meilin: *snaps* Was NOT! It was your turn! 

Rollan: No, it was YOUR turn -

Meilin: Quit lying, it was YOUR turn!

Conor: When's my turn?

Rollan: *ignores him* Meilin, it's your turn -

Meilin: *also ignores him* ROLLAN I SWEAR TO TELLUN I KNOW IT'S YOUR TURN -

Conor: But when's MY turn?

Rollan: *ignores him again* MEILIN IT'S YOUR TURN

Abeke: Oh for Tellun's sake -

Maya: *jumps up* Hey, I'll get it for you! I'm done with my breakfast! *skips off to where Olvan keeps his coffee*

Meilin: But does that change the fact that it was Rollan's turn?

Rollan: NO, IT DOESN'T, BUT IT DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT IT WAS YOURRRR TURN -

Abeke: *blushes* It was my turn, actually.

Meilin: ...

Rollan: ...

Conor: Okay but like when's my turn -

Rollan: *sighs* It was yesterday.

Meilin: No, wait, yesterday was my turn.

Rollan: No, it was Conor's turn.

Abeke: Wasn't it Keeper's turn?

Also Abeke: SHOOT I ACCIDENTALLY SAID HER TABOO NAME

Keeper: *materializes* Heyyyyyy everyoneeeeee 

Everyone: *runs*

~~~

Maya: *has memorized all of Olvan's favorite coffee recipes and is making one happily* One sugar... and a few shots... maybe another sugar...

Keeper: *bounds in* Hi Maya! How are you?

Maya: :D I'm goooood and what about you?

Keeper: I'm sort of bored... but that's gonna change soon. *smiles evilly*

~~~

Finn: *training some younger Greencloaks* So the first thing we have to remember in combat is where your sword is -

Abeke: *sticks her head in* FINN RUN *leaves*

Finn: *confused* Run? Why?

Keeper: HIIIII FINNNNNNNN

Finn: ...oh. I should have ran.

Keeper: So, I was like, wondering if you were even listening to Maya at the table. Like, she was talking about such cool things, but you were just, like, eating your breakfast.

Finn: What?

Keeper: I knew it! You weren't listening!

Finn: What?

Keeper: Yeah, yeah, we get the point. You weren't even interested.

Finn: What?

Keeper: Do you even love Maya anymore?

Finn: What?

Keeper: Daanggg now you aren't even gonna marry her?

Finn: ... WHAT???

Keeper: That's so rude... I better tell everyone how toxic your relationship is. *gone*

Finn: *screwed*

~~~

Conor: *in tears* And literally everyone thinks I like Myriam -

Maya: You don't like Myriam?

Conor: I DO BUT NOT LIKE THAT

Maya: *confused* Like what?

Conor: I AM NOT ATTRACTED TO A FREAKING BIRD -

Keeper: *skips in* Maya, you won't BELIEVE what I just heard -

Conor: NO MATTER HOW PRETTY THE BIRD IS

Maya: ...

Conor: I AM NOT ATTRACTED TO MYRIAM

Keeper: *laughs*

Rollan: *laughs also*

Maya: Oh hi there Rollan, where'd you come from?

Rollan: I'm fenna help Keeper on her mission today ... :DDD

Maya: Oh, that's nice of you. And what is her mission?

Rollan: To deliver Finn's proposal! 

Conor: Rollan -

Maya: WHAT???

Keeper: So I was talking to Finn, and he said -

Maya: Finn???

Rollan: Yup.

Keeper: And I was trying to ask him about how he was listening to you talk -

Maya: He was listening to me talk?

Rollan: Nope.

Keeper: But still, when I asked him about how he felt about you -

Maya: He feels something about me???

Rollan: Yup.

Meilin: *comes skidding in the door* KEEPER STOP

Maya: What???

Finn: *comes skidding in the door* KEEPER STOP

Rollan: Why???

Keeper: And I sat there and listened to Finn's answer and I was trying to tell you -

Olvan: *bellows somewhere in Greenhaven* COFFEEEEEEEEE

Lenori: *rushes in with Myriam* Oh dear... is Olvan in here?

Myriam: :)

Conor: ...curse my stupid life *runs*

Keeper: - AND FINN WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Rollan: Yup.

Lenori: *confused*

Maya: *confused*

Myriam: *confused*

Meilin: *confused*

Finn: *confused*

Olvan: *coffee* COFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Maya: ...Finn?

Finn: ...

Finn: ...

Finn: ...

Finn: *runs*

Lenori: Finn?? Where are you going? *runs after Finn*

Myriam: *runs after Conor*

Maya: Finn... likes me?

Keeper: He even wants to marry you.

Conor: I DONT WANT TO MARRY YOU MYRIAM

Maya: Finn... no, I'm sure he doesn't.

Meilin: Oh, I'm sure he does.

Maya: ...:DDDD really?? Thanks for telling me!!! 

~~~

Finn: *jumps off Sunset Tower*

Finn: *revives on automatic* What the Tellun..?

Finn: *jumps off Sunset Tower*

Finn: *revives on automatic* UGH

Keeper: *materializes* Come on Finn... your job isn't done...

Finn: PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE

Keeper: No way! :) You still have to go and kiss her!

Finn: *jumps off Sunset Tower*