(Hello! This is a spoof told from my (Meilin's) point of view - this is also in the Meilin's Diary in SA-charicters-cult our SA joint account where it was reused!)

Would someone please, please, PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME

WHY THERE IS A RANDOM KID IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GREENHAVEN COURTYARD

CLUTCHING HIS MEERKAT SPIRIT ANIMAL AND ASKING TO BE INITIATED AS A GREENCLOAK

HE WON'T LET GO OF MY ANKLE -

Kid: :)))))))

AGH - LET GO OF ME YOU MONSTER

Kid: :)))) I would like to be a HEROOOOO of Erdas also :)))))))

*facepalm* Olvan this is YOUR job, not mine!

Olvan: *sipping coffee in his office and waves out the window*

OLVAN - GET DOWN HERE -

Olvan: Can't hear ya!

Ugh.... *looks down at kid* You're gonna have to go up THERE and get the oath from Olvan, I can't do it myself.

Rollan: *slides past on a unicycle* WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE -

Rollan: *crashes into Uraza*

Uraza: *HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*

Rollan: Oh no - *runs for his dear life*

*watches the pair fly past* Welp -

Kid: I WANT INITIATION I WANT GWEEN CLOAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

SHUSH! THAT'S NOT TAKEN LIGHTLY!

Kid: ... *cries*

UGHHH - For Tellun's sake...

Rollan: *screams* HELPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Yeah well I didn't sign up for this!

Rollan: *running* ME NEITHER

Olvan: *waves out window like Ms. Universe* Me neither!

Uraza: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

OH NO -

Rollan: *distant screaming*

OLVAN GET DOWN HERE DO SOMETHING DO YOU HEAR ME????

Olvan: Nope!

I -

Abeke: *runs out* Uraza? Watcha doing?

She's not doing much, just TERRORIZING THE CASTLE! CONOR!

Conor: *was trying not to be noticed* ...yes?

Go lead this idiot kid up to Olvan, he's not coming down here!

Kid: *doesn't let go*

CONOR!

Conor: ...yes?

GET THIS KID OFF ME! I DON'T CARE IF HE NEEDS TO BE DRAGGED ACROSS THE COURTYARD!

Rollan: *being dragged across the courtyard* AaaAAAaAAaaaaAa -

Olvan: *sings Old MacDonald's*

For the sake of Tellun's mighty antlers - CONOR!

Conor: ...yes?

QUIT IT WITH THE YES! GET THE KID TO OLVAN!

Conor: But why me and not ... not Rollan? *looks at Rollan*

Rollan: AaAAAAAAaAAaAaaaA -

...Cuz he's my boyfriend and you're not? Now off you go off you go to Olvan!

Abeke: SHE SAID HE WAS HER BO -

OFF *clap* YOU *clap* GO

Uraza: hehehe... yos... Off I go *flies off a cliff with Rollan*

Rollan: *gone*

NUUUUUUUUU *runs after him after kicking the kid away*

Kid: *cries*

Abeke: ...

Conor: ...

Olvan: Old MacDonald had a farm, EE-AI-EE-AI-OHHHHHHHH -

Conor: I didn't sign up for this -

Rollan: *still falling down a cliff* I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS EITHER

Well you think I signed up for this???????? *smh*